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Ahhhhhhh she’s back home again. That’s no fun. I thought this was going to be a running thing. “Where is Brigitte this week?” Like “Where’s Waldo” but…not…really…at all like that. We could have a running gag where go-kart guesses where she is correctly and everyone ignores it and goes on guessing anyway (sort of like Kenny from South Park but he wouldn’t have to die every time). We could even pick random weird dudes out of the frames and pontificate on whether that’s long lost Patrick or not (who has had to give up posting so that he can be a full time Brigitte stalker).

See, THAT would be a good reality show, way better than that beaming thing from a while ago.

Seriously, I think I’m on to something here. The “All New TV Squad Daily” with 70% less door that doesn’t open. ‘Cause I’m over the whole door thing. Is it chained? Is it not Chained? Will it be Chained tomorrow? I’m just not into it anymore

(Sorry door, I didn’t mean it, I just got carried away...forgive me)

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Sigh. Brigitte sounds either really tired or really relaxed. welcome back!

Simon Simon, the botox pieman. Haven't you enough money?

I do not like Donald Trump. I don't like his hairdo. Nope. But his offspring..OMG! Celebrity deathmatch is better...well...after a show or two. Then its just plain silly.

How's the pumpkin holding out? Will the pumpkin outlast the strike? Are you gamblin folks?

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I think of Brigitte more as a reporter who is entertaining than as an entertainer who is reporting. Get that journalism degree! Interview the rich and powerful, and charm them into revealing truth!

Put Brigitte in that chair instead of Leslie Stahl, and Nicolas Sarkozy would still be there, spilling everything he knew.

Can't be said of many, but Brigitte will always have Burbank to fall back on if the journalism career ever gets too boring.
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Side bummer:

" ...it's like a side note, only it's a side note, not a bummer - and it's also a little bummer all by itself.* "

I think I got that right...

I hope Brigitte had a decent time in sunny LA, and it looks like she scrammed right before our little earthquake and possibly more fires.** Good timing coming and going, Brig.

Tom, I like your reality show idea. I don't mind being South Park Kenny because I, long ago, have learned*** that nobody likes a "know-it-all." And thanks for not having me die every time; that would be a side bummer.

Finding Patrick would involve picking out the most disturbed-looking chap. Am I wrong here?

Finding my name in the same paragraph as Patrick? :-O

- Gocart -


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* So many of life's side notes are side bummers really. Love the dualism.

** Our firefighters are on standby with the Santa Anas impending.

*** from C.J. Cregg of The West Wing

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did you say pussy?

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Dave - -

Did it sound that way to you, too? Well, she DID say Man Boob, so it appears that Brigitte is getting earthy.

Brigitte - -

Lemme guess... Penrod is actually several different pumpkins, right? I wouldn't wait too much longer before making pumpkin pie.

Also - - if you've read the comments from last Friday, you know that other people are wondering about Patrick. What's up with him? Where is he? (You COULD make that part of your FAQ!)

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Brigitte - Your skin is off the freakin’ charts! I like the relaxed state of mind you projected today. You must really be satisfied…

Simon is vain! LOL! The poor guy needs a serious makeover. When it comes to visual mojo, he’s the anti-Brigitte. Ms. Dale does everything right (and Mr. Cowell does not). Simon needs to hit the Soloflex (especially the arms), buy shirts with real collars (not like the one in the photo you showed with his wife) and get a haircut with character. Come to think of it, I like Trump’s haircut better. Seriously.

“Someone who should never have kids is actually planning to never have kids.” I like how Brigitte phrased this and found the silver lining in a story about Simon. It kinda reminds me of some of her clever written blog entries…

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Dr. Pumpkinstein......it's alive.

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Hey Penrod - I heard that "side bummer" was your favorite position. Regardless, this one is for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZh0MB6-oLc

Do you have this much fun at home pal?

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hey! i want to know what state you are in that you can wear tanks this time of year!

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go on youtube and watch simon's interview on top gear. its hilarious.

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Brigitte you said you were not going to talk about Donald Trump anymore. Yet you helped promote his new show by divulging the cast. Whats up with that?

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Steven

That Sexual Pumpkin video was pretty funny, but then I got sad. Need to move North.

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