1st place to Usama:
2nd place to Josh: Tony: "...and, in a nutshell, that's why sub-prime loans have led to a staggering amount of foreclosures and a precipitous drop in the stock market." Jeff: "I'm sorry, the answer was 'doggy.' We were looking for 'doggy.'"
3rd place to Jacob: "Well, it is a lot funnier when I actually use the sock puppets."
This week, a scene from the latest episode of Private Practice ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-16-2007 @ 12:48PM
Brent said...
I swear you look like the chick aarnold dressed up as in total recal. Wait you don't have a quaid in there do you?
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11-16-2007 @ 1:03PM
BigTed said...
Cooper: So do you think I should sleep with Violet, even though I'm in love with her but she's still hung up on her ex and thinks of me as just a friend?
Addison: I dunno.... Do you think I should sleep with Pete, even though I want kids but he's a commitment-phobe with a tragic past?
Patient: Um -- hello? Patient in labor here! I knew I should've gone to a real hospital!
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11-16-2007 @ 1:17PM
ral said...
Cooper: I'm pretty sure her penis is this big. You should find it pretty quickly.
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11-16-2007 @ 1:30PM
D said...
Guy Talking: So, I told the director that I would be perfect for the 'talking monkey' part ... oh yeah, keep pushing honey ... and he asked me to, you know, talk in the funny monkey voice ....
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11-16-2007 @ 1:36PM
Tele-Toby said...
Guy: Okay, lady.... watch me pull a rabbit out the hat. So to speak.....
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11-16-2007 @ 1:39PM
Rick said...
I appreciate your help, Nurse. But my private's don't really NEED the practice, know what I'm sayin?
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11-16-2007 @ 2:12PM
David said...
Cooper: [External voice] I have diagnosed you to be pregnant.
Cooper: [Internal voice]I wonder if Caroline (I mean, Madame President) will take me back, now that I changed my identity and am pretending to be a doctor in a Seattle hospital . . .
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11-16-2007 @ 2:25PM
Bus said...
I don't care how sick she is, her gown clashes with the decor!
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11-16-2007 @ 3:40PM
ac said...
Addison: ok lets see how your baby is doing...
Patient: I'm not pregnant.
(awkward silence follows)
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11-16-2007 @ 10:16PM
clgbutterfly said...
Ummm...Addison I know your the Oby/GYN, but um...last time I checked ultrasounds work better on flesh not fabric.
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11-17-2007 @ 1:02PM
Jacob said...
As you requested, Mr. Johnson, I installed a "mute" button right here.
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11-17-2007 @ 1:02PM
Elinor said...
The last time we used one of these things was for a hampster about this big........
It still hurts to sit.
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11-17-2007 @ 3:24PM
Jake said...
Doctor, I love the idea of a robot wife, but can't I get the non-pregnant version? I mean come on...
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11-17-2007 @ 6:08PM
Connie said...
Wow, pretty soon your cervix will be like this big honey!
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11-21-2007 @ 9:24PM
brainyguy731 said...
Cooper: Addison, have you seen that Nintendo Wii I bought my son? It's about this big and the controller looks like a...
Patient: JESUS CHRIST! THE DISC IS EJECTING AGAIN!
Addison: Um...yes, that IS what labor feels like (now shut up, or I'll break out Guitar Hero!)...
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