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I hope you guys aren't too hungover from too many fun-sized Snickers, and I hope none of you had your children dress up as what Mike Straka called "prosti-tots" on Fox & Friends. Prosti-tots. I wonder how long it took for him to come up with that one. Barbara Eden couldn't even expose her navel on I Dream of Jeannie, and yet apparently some kids were traumatized by those two inches of midriff.

"Clusterf@#k to the White House": Hillary Clinton seems to be the Democrat to bet on... and to beat on. All the guys are ganging up on poor pantsuited Hillary. Hey, Tim Russert, I thought the moderator was supposed to be moderate shit, not start it. Also, I actually felt really bad for Dennis Kucinich and his UFO story. That must have lost him a couple of voters... and gained a few in Roswell.

"Health Scare with Dr. Rob Riggle": Rob Riggle filed a report on the dangers of cupcakes. And antifreeze. And herpes. This segment was okay, I suppose. I liked the term "moderation Nazi". I plan to work that into every conversation I have from now on.

The night's guest was David Wright, Mets superstar. Jon, being a huge Mets fan (not much of a pitcher, evidently), spent the whole interview talking about baseball. I think it would have been nice for Wright to bring up the David Wright Foundation, though.



Moment of Zen: Here's a fun fact: If your collection of Halloween costumes suddenly bursts into flames, have your children evacuate.