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"I saw her again! Look! She's there, peaking through the blinds! She is creepy!" -said the stump-grinding service guy.

If only he knew what really lurked behind those blinds...peeping at him and that noisey stump machine.

Whacko! NYC got'em. Celebrities or not. Free milk crate assault with every house-breaking wee wee pad!

Ah, Californicators...so shallow...should I care about their burning, rich, palaces by the coast? (I mean, the hubby stays behind and the wife turns off the cell phone to rumba...)

(Actually, I do care. My friends own fourpawsplay doggie ranch and had been tracking all the owners to get their pets before the roads closed. So sad...they are ok..but the exodus...if it's not hurricanes in the SE, its Santa Anna wildfires in the west)

Thanks for the TV news there, B.

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Thanks to all the firefighters and police officers placing themselves in harm's way, today and every day.

My thoughts are with those less fortunate who have lost their homes and lives.

Live...from what's left of San Diego...

Chaser

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I wish the stump grinder had a stump grinding blog so I could hear his side of this.

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Shushhhh... Quiet. You'll wake the intro music...

This dress was made for drawing bluebirds on the 11th with hair up or over to the side to show off the cute lines. I'm unsure about today's choice to cover the top of the dress with brunette locks. It's definitely the right dress for a beautiful day outside. Perhaps the owner of the dress is a futurist and predicted that the wind would blow her hair to the side at super-random intervals...

Regardless, it's a tenfold improvement over yesterday's wife-beater.

But, what do I know? I'm just a caveman. Albeit, a caveman with a cool blue feather tied to the shaft of his spear. This month I have killed and shared more large land mammals than most. The other hunters are beginning to mimic the feather. The blue feather meme is beginning to spread.* It's the tribe's hottest fashion trend.

Tonight while dancing around the celebration fire at night I'm going to put the feather in my hair... and dance to drum beats that sound a lot like the intro music to "Super Random Friday"... Perhaps the others will copy this as well after eating what I have hunted.

* Suggested reading: "The Meme Machine" by Susan Blackmore

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I really have no sympathy for the celebrities. Particularly Jane Seymour’s dumbass of a husband. I can understand staying to try to save your house if its all you have in the world. It’s stupid even then but I can at least understand it.

But if you have enough money to buy insurance than you need to get your photos/mementos and get the hell out of there….dumbass

But yes, thoughts and prayers to everyone in San Diego County in particular. Here in LA County we’ve got ash on our cars and the ol’ smokercast (a.k.a. smoke that’s so thick that it looks overcast) but otherwise we’re relatively safe. But San Diego county…I mean, 1,800 houses destroyed and the main fires is still 0% contained…that’s a nightmare.

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I hope tiny tree didn't see that; He won't sleep for a week.

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Aw, crap. I went to the Avocado Festival in Fallbrook (where the B&B is) just a few months ago. What a great little town--far more agricultural than SoCal phony. Lots of nice old pickup trucks. Avocados were $5/doz! I hope Fallbrook survives, I really do.

But Orange County, being 99% plastic, is going to smell like hell. Does money burning make green smoke?

Jessica's dumb, blonde and conservative. That's the Republican trifecta!

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In this corner, the dumb blonde conservative, Jessica...and in this corner, the dumb brunette liberal, Rosie O'donnell.....Let's see if i had to pick one... hmmm

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The production time and grooming costs on Brigittes hair had an adverse effect on obviously cursory writing for todays show.

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@Mark: Um, its called having the competition removed. I'm sure Tiny Tree had something to do with that!

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Man, it's almost as "hot" as Brigitte here in California....and just as fiery!! I had a large (sorry tiny piney) tree blow down on my property due to high winds the other day.... fortunately I don't need tree stump removal because the whole darn thing was uprooted!

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Yay intro music.

btw, the fires are not at all helping traffic here. :/

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