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Ohh, you didn't think we were done with that Larry Craig goodness, did you? Of course not. In a recent interview, Matt Lauer asked Senator Craig whether or not he could be bi. And then Craig took out his sexy, totally didn't meet in a bathroom, kind looks like the type to force feed you casserole wife, waggled his eyebrows and was all like, "Is this a good enough answer?" and then Matt Lauer was like, "Hoyeah!" and -- and -- I'm sleepy. Enter the R. Kelly impersonator to wake me up with his music. I liked the first guy's voice better, but this fellow was funnier. Ohh, "Trapped In The Closet" guy, bless your heart.

"A-Listless": Samantha Bee filed a report about the horrifying epidemic of celebrity exhaustion. This was a pretty good report, mainly because we got to see Rob Corddry again. The second Rob Corddry Daily Show appearance in less than a month! Doesn't that guy have a movie to promote? Just bring him back on the show, for the love of Corddry and all things bald and funny. I loved the over-credits bit of Samantha trying to eat her dog's head. Awesome.

The night's guest was Jake Gyllenhaal, actor man and star of Rendition. His co-star Meryl Streep was on the show just the night before, so I suppose he didn't feel the pressure to talk about it. Instead, Gyllenhaal decided to charm the audience into the theatres. That's the way to go! He was extremely funny during the interview ("You paid for the seat, but you'll only need the edge!"), and it was just enough to get me to forgive that weird beard he has going on. He's looking like a crazy feral mountainman, yeah?

Jon/Stephen: Stephen Colbert for president! For hand gesture eloquent president! By the way, Amazon finally sent me my copy of I Am America (And So Can You!) and I am super-excited. I've only flipped through it because I have, like, two other books I need to finish, but the pictures and chapter titles were enough to make me laugh out loud in public. Colbert, you got me again. Moment of Zen: Matt Lauer's foot-tappin' ways turn Larry Craig on.