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Bionic Woman: Faceoff

Bionic Woman

(S01E04) "I'm just a simple boob man." - Nathan

I think after this episode, we're all simple boob men.

This was the "let's position Katee Sackhoff on a table and make her wear a tank top and have wires wrapped around her chest to highlight her breasts as much as possible" episode. Not that I'm complaining. But it seems like a waste to have a character like Sarah Corvus and have her lying down for most of the time.

In this episode we learn that Jaime's new body comes with a limited warranty, and that her sister likes to pour beer on ice cream.

That's what it looked like to me anyway. Little sis is all alone while Jaime is on assignment in Paraguay and is about to pour what looks like beer on a bowl of ice cream. She isn't just a rebel, she has problems, I think. And not just about Jaime always lying to her.

Sarah Corvus is captured at a poker game, and she goes quietly with the team, though she probably could have escaped if she really tried. They take her back to TSO (The Secret Organization) where she is tied to that table I mentioned above. They're trying to find out stuff about her and also figure out what's happening with her body. That info is on a flash drive in Paraguay. Jaime and Pope go there to save the agent who has it and get the info on it. When Pope discovers the agent knows what's on the flash drive, he decides to kill the agent, but Jaime helps him escape.

Three things wrong with this whole plot:

1. We're supposed to believe that the incredible, deep dark secrets of Will's bionic program are so secret that you are killed if you happen to read them and that this info is on one flash drive some guy has?

2. Pope tries to fight Jaime to find the agent and says at one point, "just because you're a machine doesn't mean you can't be beat." Um, yeah, actually that's exactly what it should mean. She has two freakin' bionic legs and a bionic arm! (She beats him in the fight.)

3. You simply cannot bend a giant fan to stop it from going round and round and then later bend it back to its original shape so it goes round and round again. I think the original show used to do stuff like this all the time, but you'd think we would have learned something in 30 years.

4. Jonas really needs the Design on a Dime team to go to TSO and redo his office.

No idea why this ep was called "Faceoff," but overall I like it. The show is really silly in so many ways, but if you put all that aside you can enjoy it. It's not Alias, it's not Heroes. But it has its own charm. I like the fact that the agent and the flash drive have vanished and that Jaime only has 5 years to live. That gives the show a bigger plot and meaning.

Of course, if the show doesn't last 5 seasons they'll have to speed things up a bit.

What do you think of Isaiah Washington's character?

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