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Easy: Ghost

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Wonder Woman? you already have her braclets..kinda.... Invisable Woman? cause you'll be not bloging and coming with me to New Orleans(the best place for Holloween)
Elvira....oh wait she is a celebrity rght?
Trinity from the Matrix? uhmm your way hotter than her.
Maybe start with some black Miss America angel wings....man this is hard to do without more knowledge of Brigitte's off camera personality....Cute or funny or scary....I cant decide...I'll keep on it.

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Costume suggestions: Wal-Mart Clerk, Witch, Medusa (got the hair), Maryann from Gilligan's Island (drewl) ???

How the heck do I know? I'm a guy. I picked up a Pumpkin mask, a flannel shirt, some farmer's jeans, straw, tape and look like 6'5 Scarecrow...pumpkinhead...thing...

That messed up hair look...that is kinda...attractive...in a "hey, she works and doesn't care how she looks" look.

Folks, have a nice weekend. (meh with Drew...I thought he swung the other way...)

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All my costume ideas would get vetoed for being related to your rule #2.

You are too creative to require your sleezy fans like me to pick out your costume.

BUT....you do kinda have a Xena:Warrior Princess thing to you. Provided you are wearing the right bikini armor.

CRAP, rule number 1, 2, and 3 are gonna ruin that one.

Too tough for me.

OK, have a good weekend everyone.

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Umm.... shity coffee and donuts don't make kids fat and unhealthy, soda does, and the fact their parents won't make their children's fat asses go outside.

And Wonder Woman is a slut, that's the only thing that makes her "wonderful".

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How about something original for your costume, like a big TV? All you need to do is get a big cardboard box, cut a few holes, add some buttons and an aerial, and you're done.
There's nothing more flattering than wearing a cardboard box, after all.

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You could dress up as a used chair salesman (or saleswoman in your case). Just wear a suit and walk around trying to sell your broken chair. Or the closest chair to you if you don't feel like carrying one around. But you need to have a good sales pitch, otherwise you’re just a girl wearing a suit standing next to a chair on Halloween.

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I know that Wonder Woman was already suggested. But I was thinking Wonder Woman in her secret identity. 'Cause then you just have to wear regular clothes and a pair of glasses. I mean, I went as Clark Kent once, 'cause I figured lots of people go as Superman.

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Rachael Ray has indeed been endorsing a lot of things lately. She's almost as bad as Shaq.

But really, I this Anthony is just jealous because he's not cute in a low cut blouse that every female chefs on TV wear nowadays. Even the heavenly Giada DeLaurentiis...

*Swoons*

Happy Birthday Patrick.

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Medusa put a hat (Penrod's) on it! Guess that's not happening... "Stay elusive. Stay. Stay. Elusive." Damn, using quotes is a rush...

Brig, you're amazing because you have to manufacture simplicity... or maybe you're truly having probs with the costume because you've got a surplus of wonderous myelinations upstairs... Yes... So in conclusion: Easy: Medusa. Easier: Creativity personified.

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Marla Singer from Fight Club!

You can be as funky as you want, and complete the outfit with a "Hello, my name is Marla Singer" name tag.

Photo reference
http://www.helena-world.com/?m=200608

Oh, and the crazier the hair the better!

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You could try to make yourself up as a hideous blonde witch, and see how many people mistake you for Nancy Grace.

I assume you already have a set of genuine Billy Bob Teeth http://www.faketeeth.net/servlet/Search?category=Billy+Bob+Teeth--I can see you as a Hillbilly Prom Queen.
WE

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so uh... was the will smith movie HITCH or SWITCH or was that just a gaff? or was i just hearing things?

as for dressup, the statue of liberty might work.

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Go as Eleanor Roosevelt. And as far as fake teeth go, I've tried 'em all....drbukk.com is THEE way to go. They sell a nice set of "Eleanor Roosevelts," but the "Cow Catchers" are my personal fave. You melt the teeth set over a tea pot, bit into them, and they're personally yours. They click right in and you can eat and drink with no problems.

Eleanor Roosevelt didn't really have a neck. Maybe she at too many donuts?

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I agree with b bennett, Bridgitte, for some reason I think you would be perfect as Lady Liberty. Maybe its the kind of wholesome look you have. Plus, I think you would look sexy wrapped in that tunic/robe/toga.
By the way, the guy who related eating donuts and juvenile diabetes is a misinformed fool. juvenile (type 1) diabetes and obesity are unrelated, although type 2 is linked to overeating and obesity, the cause of type 1 is still unknown.

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Brigitte - -

Let's review:

"I don't really want to look like a stripper... um... fun, but not really what I need from Halloween Costuming this year."

This begs the question: Just what exactly WAS the costume de jour on Halloweens of recent years?

Many moons ago, I met a very attractive young lady at a Halloween costume party. She was wearing black boots, black tights, black leotard, black "ears", black pipe cleaner "whiskers", and a black "tail". I said, "Okay, I'll bite... what exactly are you supposed to be?"

Her answer: "Puss 'N' Boots"... I gulped hard; by mutual agreement, the subject of our conversation abruptly changed.

I have to agree with Shaumarai... if you want to keep it simple, go as a ghost, BUT you can go a little further with it: Cut countless "eye holes" in the ghost sheet, wear it while walking around with a brown paper grocery bag filled with rocks, and voila! - - Charlie Brown! The only caveat is that you have to walk around with a monotonic voice, saying "I got a rock!"

As far as you looking like Medusa, Brigitte, well... maybe your HAIR does tonight... it's about as scruffy as when I first discovered you... but the rest of you is still as cute as a button, whereas snakes-for-hair Medusa was so ugly that anyone looking at her would turn to stone.

Speaking of turning to stone, I imagine Patrick is enjoying his birthday.

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Perfect costume for Brigitte: Get naked, cover yourself in many colors of non-toxic water color's paint, and be " Modern Art" !!!
The cardboard box TV idea was good too tho...

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Brigitte,
how about you become a carton for your costume, something like South ParK, think about :)

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One more costume suggestion:

Get some Groucho nose glasses, and a sufficient length of grey, closed cell plastic foam doweling (the same stuff that they make pipe insulation and beach boppers with)... fashion the plastic into an oblong (i.e. paperclip shape), hang it around your neck, put on the Groucho glasses and go as Microsoft's (beloved?) Mr. Clippy.

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...oh, I forgot...

...to complete the effect, you should pin a sheet of yellow legal paper to the back of your head.

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