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Go Danny (Partridge)! I would have done far worse to that rodent, Fairplay. If someone like that ran up to me, C-ckpunch and then full nelson. How dare he think he can get away with being born an asshat!

John Stamos? Isn't that the loser that like lost that hotty, Rebecca Romijn?? Meh.

My doctor is Indian-Hindu. I've never met a nicer doctor. But I wouldn't insult other doctors and where they learned medicine. Way to NOT go Teri and ABC.

The pumpkin has a name??? Good luck finding a chair! Offer still stands!

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Ah, America - Land 'O Lawsuits...

What's this? John Stamos is single? Shouldn't he have is own reality show? *cough* Scott Baio *cough*

Stamos was playing drums / guitar w/ the Beach Boys at the Ventura County Fair (Ventura, CA) back last month, erm, well technically two months ago now... and he had mentioned something related to the topic of kids while talking to the crowd, well...yeah...

R.I.P. Chair

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Yo B-dawg...
So like I was kickin' round some names for 'the kid' and I came up with this...

If it's a boy... Spider!

Isn't that the Bomb? Ya love it don't ya?
of course you love it... Spider is a totally fetch name for a kid and if he grows up and plays in the NBA he'll already have a super-awesome nickname!

It's like Kismet!
Which by the way... was my second choice!
Pen-rod was my third...???

Totally loved the 'Duce' (pronounced dewch) and his smackdown on that poser Fairplay. Those of us whom are grandmotherless (God Bless their souls) got us a bit of payback!

I guess in America it's not okay to make fun of South-East Asian people in the medical field... but us grandmother challenged folk are fair game.

Spider... you're lovin' it aren't ya?

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OK...like I'm sooo offended that you called those chairs STUPID. you dont even know them yet! where did you get your chair selecting credentials the Philippines? Makes me wanna charge batteries and sue for slanderizin' all those intelligent buttholders out there.....I demand an apology or I'll have too adopt you and your cute little cast members for reproduction training......followed by "unfriendly hugs"! "Had this been a real comment; laughter would not follow this message"......(-;

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That chair couldn't have been very comfortable ... wasn't it patio furniture? That stuff is not made to last a long time ... so you shouldn't feel bad. However, you may want to mix in a salad once in awhile ... I'm kidding! You look great.

I have noticed that you're routinely going beyond the Mendoza Line (2-minute video) lately ... it used to be that your videos were right around 2 minutes sometimes a few seconds more, sometimes a few seconds less. But lately you're going up to 3 minutes ... hallelujah. What's your record?

How about you try to get to 5 minutes tomorrow, to get us through the weekend? You can do it. DO IT! :)

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Best…Intro….Ever….

Though I suspect this will be Ol’ Penrod’s only real appearance unless he has some kind of magic ability that prevents him from turning into that mushy thing that normal pumpkins turn in to.

I have to admit to being a little jealous of John Stamos now. As a guy I’ve generally found it necessary to be “easy to date”. I generally try to make the whole dating situation a…I don’t know…pleasant experience. Making it a chore to date you and getting away with it is pretty impressive.

But he is a very attractive man (not that I personally swing that way, but I’ve been told) so I guess that was enough to get girls to work at it.

Oh, btw, who the hell’s this other door?!? What’s that about?

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I don't know what kind of budget you get from TV Squad. But may I recommend this chair:
http://www.bornrich.org/entry/worlds-most-expensive-office-chair/

Sure, it's a tad pricey. But you're worth it.

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Hey, maybe John Stamos and Paula Abdul should hook...oh, nevermind. Nothing good could come from that!

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What questions do you ask a chair to determine if it's stupid or not? And how smart does a chair have to actually be?

I have a feeling Brigittes going to be hearing from a lot of chairs on this one...especially the rattan chairs from the Philippines.

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Dear TV Squad Daily Viewers:

We at the CABANA (Chairs Against Brigitte's Acrid, Negative Attacks) are calling upon YOU to urge Brigitte to apologize for her comment about chairs being stupid and convince her to "take it back".

We feel that without qualifying her statements with any support evidence was simply unjustified and uncalled for. Is it any wonder, with the attitude that Miss Dale has shown against chairs, that the one on whom she used to place her rear end finally refused to give her any further support?

Let us unite together to insist upon an apology!

Sincerely,

Henre Don Karges
President & CEO
CABANA

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Tom - -

If you don't "swing that way" why should you worry about what others might think about your assessment of another man as very handsome?

After all, men are hard-wired to respond more readily to visual stimuli than women do, so why should it be surprising that a man notices that another man is handsome? Hell, be man enough to admit it!

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@Jim – Just a disclaimer in case…I don’t know…John Stamos were to drop by. I can see him now…

“That Tom, so witty, so insightful, and he thinks I’m hot. Maybe there’s a chance…”

Far be it from me to lead anyone on. Which is why I felt the need to throw in a little disclaimer to say…Its not you John, it’s me. But otherwise I’ve got nothin’ but love for ya Uncle Jess…just remember it’s platonic.

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Ya' know . . . . I have a stupid chair in my living room. I bought it at a thrift store for $12 and I tell everyone it's a relic from the set of Happy Days. Everyone thinks it's a smart chair, but it's not. Go ahead. Buy a stupid chair. Then make it SEEM smart.

Did I also mention I have a coffee table that can count to 7?

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Whoa.. what an intro. Let me say again that Miss Dale is on a record tear of unexpectedly entertaining intros.

"If TV Squad Daily were [sic] a cheesy, '90s sitcom..."

I don't know.. how cool would that be?

"... But, it's not."

Alas.

Exactly WHICH cheesy, '90s sitcom is this intro reminding me of?

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Tom -- I hear John Stamos speaks highly of you... just a little FYI

Murph -- My hard-wiring is wired directly to my hard-drive... if ya know what I mean?

;-) *

*non-gross brotherly-eyewink at Murph that in no way should be infured or misconstrued as a flirtation ala John Stamos and his big old Man Crush on Tom

Cabana -- Best comment evah!
Comment HOF first ballot!
Sign me up... Brigitte is a Chairist

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Penrod is wearing a cool hat--stylish, but not pretentious. Is that his, or did he borrow one of yours?

For a nice selection of chairs, try that new store out by the mall--Ottoman Empire.
WE

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After all the comments, I had to go back and watch the intro ... the very beginning totally looks like someone's buttcrack.

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