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Hello Brigitte... First time caller... long time listener... so like doors... yeah... they're cool... yeah... like your door is hawt... yeah... like bungalows are cool too... yeah... and bungalows doors are way cool... yeah... and hawt!

CAN WE FREAKIN' LET BRIGITTE'S DAMN DOOR GO ALREADY... ENOUGH!!!

So nice hair cut Brigitte (I noticed) and if you don't mind a few more observations.
1) You're right handed and short (already established)
2) I'm guessing a cheerleader and headed the yearbook staff back in high school?
3) The cat in your screen door yesterday (nice catch by whoever it was that saw that... props) I'm guessing it's a boy cat and his name is Mister something... like Mister Whiskers or Mister Frisky or even something even more rediculous like Mister FuzzyBottomopulous.

What is this fixation with anything Beckham? Those poor Brits can't even twist their (his) ankle or join (her) some 'oversexed gyro kitty' girl group without former cheerleaders from Nebraska commenting on them. Gaaaaawd... I'm sure glad I'm not incredibly rich with killer looks and an Adonis like bod!

Ummmm... okay forget that last part about the killer looks and Adonis like bod.

I'd like to go on that Dad show but unfortunately they'res no real proof that my dad is in fact my biological dad. The test results haven't come in from Maury Povich yet.

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Patrick, when mentioning "the door" you should have said something about the chain being off. You didn't so, therefore, I am forced to. Sorry.

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Being happy for no particular reason is wonderful isn't it? Great show! My favorite part is uhhhmmm attached to you! You have the BIGGEST pair of........eyes ever! Good job with those parts!! The other parts are great too!...oh yeah did I mention LIPS?? ok ok trying not get carried away here....Stay Shinny! Also....to the perceptive some of your shows have a sort of "secret code" or symbolism to them....trying to decipher the chain....nice to be "inspired by the mystery!"

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Hooray for cupcakes!!!

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I am seriously freaked out here folks. She complimented Ryan Seacrest, praised David Hasselhoff and defended Victoria Beckham.

I mean…”what does little Ryan do for Ryan?!?!?”

“USED to be enraged by how hard David Hasselhoff was trying to get everyone to call him the hoff???”

“but today I’m” … pause inserted by me … “kind of OKAY WITH IT???????”

What the hell?!?

And weirdest of all…

THE DOOR’s UNLATCHED…

Do-Do Do-Do Do-Do Do-Do

…Picture…If you will…

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Seriously though, who the hell are you and what did you do with Brigitte? Oh, and you got the hair wrong…do your friggin homework for gods sakes…

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Thank you Gina... Observation Boy (moi) totally missed Brig's opened lock. I'm guessing that since she admitted the door has been hermeticaly sealed and locked tighter than the space shuttle upon re-entry... the need for a further lock was more useless than Corn in Nebraska. Or even some better metaphor that escapes me at present because I just stepped out of the shower and I'm dripping wet.

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Yes, yes,.. we all noticed it. The chain was off the door. The door is free! The door is free!

Anyways....

Is it bad that I was surprised to NOT see Patrick commenting on Bridgett's "..collection of body parts"?

I sicken myself.

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Patrick: You also missed the cat's name, Disco, from a previous episode.

I think you just blew your chances big time here buddy. I don't think you could get out of this one if you showed up at the door -- no, the other door -- with a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans and a hand-knit sweater for Tiny Tree.

Another reason to respect Ryan Seacrest: Say what you will about the value of his contribution to American Idol, the boy saw his opportunity and he didn't screw it up...unlike some posters I could name.

And, by the way, good job on those body parts cupcake...er...I meant to say Brigette. Really...I wasn't thinking of you in that way...It just came out...Keyboard accident...You know...Could happen to anyone...

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Cupcakes are cool, but not as cool as Brigitte.

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Craaaaap!
Sans Feathers is correct!

Ummmm... Mister Discobottomopulous???

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Bridgette Hypnotises me

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Cupcakes! I said that once, at work. They said it was harassment. Though not as harassing as that poster Patrick. Ya think? Have a nice weekend, Brigitte. I'm TV free for 4 days. Wooooo.

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I just have one question. Why hasn't E! or Entertainment tonight or even VH1's Best Week Ever hired Brigitte?

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Brigitte! I'm *not* a lesbian...but I think I would be for you. I've only been watching for a few weeks now, but I've been trying to catch up on my back episodes, too. As new as I am, I would like to disagree with Patrick...I sooo don't think you were a cheerleader- way too witty and cynical (sorry to all of you witty and cynical cheerleaders out there..oh, wait...you don't exist). ...You realize that you can't tell me you were a cheerleader now, right? Yearbook staff...also a no. But maybe the school paper? Thanks for entertaining me for a good two minutes or so each day :)

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Well, just saw your first video and couldn't help but tell you how much I enjoyed the humor, editing and just how cute you are - you should be on 'normal' tv with a show - (note to your agent, get on that!)
Thanks - keep up the good work we all grok you.

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