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First off... and I don't know just how much pull you have with the owners of this website... but could you like have maybe more pop ups and annoying bandwidth sucking java script on this webpage? I hate it when the web page loads quickly and I'm not reminded that there are single women with huge tata's and low self esteem just waiting to here from me for just 29.95 a month. Just a thought.

Second... what message is it sending to women when the 'anerixic-esque' Pussycat Dolls are complimenting Vic Beckham on her body image? Eat a freakin' carb already.... just one saltine cracker... I'm beggin ya already!

This reminds me of my sister (the stripper... not the hooker) and what some jerk said to her one night when she was stripping... he said "Hey Toots... you could lose a few pounds... know what I mean?" First off... she was 8 months pregnant at the time and c'mon... stripper poles look sliming on ANY woman... duh! Anyway... she wouldn't eat for like a week... then she started doing Atkins and South Beach... she even tried to get Diet Water! I just think people shouldn't be so judgemental about overweight people! I'm just saying.

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"Oh squinty man...let me love you!" A new catch phrase! It might have less effect when I use it but I'm not about to let that stop me!

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And Patrick...do you use Firefox? (And if not, why not?) Just get the AdBlock Plus add-on. No more banner ads or popups.

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* Resting head on hands *

Oh Patrick.....

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I second the Firefox recommendation.

It's times like this I wish I had a DVR because I want to watch both Prison Break and Dancing With The Stars.

Hmmm... A show with a near naked fatty former prison guard, or a show with the hot female dancers like Julianne Hough and Karina Smirnoff... Tough choice.

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What means this word "pop-ups"? An Apple a day keeps the java away. I haven't tried Safari for PC, but it sure keeps my screen clean.

I don't understand why Paris hasn't been invited to tour with the Pussycat Dolls-she's emaciated, she can't sing and she craves publicity. As the French say, "Viyola!"
WE

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HAHA! Patrick's PC has a trojan!
(sshhhh. Don't tell him about FF and AB+!...)

Squinting means too things: bad vision and drugs. Or BOTH!

Damn, I wasn't 'sposed to revisit this site no more. Gosh.

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A gripe and a question.

First, the gripe. I like to download the Brigitteness. I right-click and save as... that link that says "download the file directly". Frequently, however, like today, the link is wrong. For instance, today's link actually points to Friday's video. This is annoying.

A question: So, you film the TVSquadDaily at home mostly. Do you do it at the front door? I see that chain lock every time! What if someone comes in?! What if the mailman knocks on the door?! Just curious.

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Yeah Patrick, just keep using Internet Explorer < snicker, snicker > ...

So, one would think that someone from the Hilton family, with all its wealth and status and understanding of style and protocol (blah blah blah), would know better than to hawk 'canned wine.'

(Not trying to be a snob, I'm strictly confining it to the Hiltons... although, believe it or not, Oprah gave it a nod some years ago.)

Even such venerable libations like Boone's Farm and Night Train come in glass.

Hm, might as well complete the list: 'Mad Dog', 'T-bird', Cisco... hoochie hoochie hooch! Nothing in a can here, folks!

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Gowan: The download directly link is pointing at the correct file now... this shouldn't be happening, so if it ever does again, please let me know! Sorry about that!

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Hiney Wipe - -

If Patrick's computer has a trojan:

1. Does this mean that he is practicing SAFE COMPUTING?

2. If #1 is correct, then will he catch a computer virus?

3. Will Patrick eventually try to recycle the computer's trojan?

Go-Kart - -

Boone's Farm??? ...and Patrick thought I was showing MY age!

:::doing my best impression of Squint Eastwood:::

Go ahead, Brigitte... make my day!

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Whoa, Go-Kart: you're an aficionado of bumwines? (Some are sold in rump-sprung bottles, no less, so they fit nicely in the back pocket.) These are also known as "fortified wines", because they contain artificially high levels of alcohol. Other adds to the list
-Richard's Wild Irish Rose (Wild I)
-Swissup
-Silver Saddle
-Golden Spur
The last two are peanut wines-lord, they were foul. You know a wine was bad if it cost $.49/qt and you can't find any reference to it on the web.
http://www.ghettowine.com/
WE

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Sorry, Murph --

I think it's just you showing your age on this one ... cuz I had no idea "Boonie's" was SOOOO old school. All I know is that they're very popular amongst 21-and-under whippersnappers* on a budget. ($2-3 and you're in.) In fact, guzzling this swill seems to be the "in" thing these days. God knows why.

Boone's Farm is constantly referenced in rap music these days, and you can buy branded shirts at $50 a pop at Saks Fifth Ave (which I've personally spotted young Hollywood types sporting at local clubs). But I do appreciate the historical perspective, Jim.


WE --

Very interesting link. My one ill-fated encounter with the ghetto wine was a lost bet involving Black Cherry Cisco - yuuuuuck. Cough syrup gasohol. I cannot claim to be an aficionado, nosiree Bob. And indeed, I've never heard of those last two on the list.


I apologise to those readers who feel I've unnecessarily lowered the level of discourse in our staid domain with this discussion regarding bumwines. But then again, I'm no Patrick. :-)
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* Yep, that word's for you, Murph.

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Hey thanks for all the suggestions guys... I have Firefox already downloaded but force of habit... I still keep hitting the stupid 'e'. I do need to update my pop up blocking though... true dat.

I got the trojan reference Murph :-)

Okay... I've been practicing my squinting all night thus making me more alluring to the opposite sex...

buwt nuw i kant5 cee mah kybuord

But I look... reaaaaaal good! *squint squint*

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I think guys who squint look like they're trying to add 19+14 in their heads.

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