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What up Playa?
Now that was a Hawt opening!
Brigitte is bringing sessy back wit all that globe rubbing and stuff! Talk about your global warming! That was hotter than a P-Diddy Cologne commercial (I don't have time to explain that one Murph... go ask your kids).

Yesterday I eluded to our Miss Dale resembling Elmo from Seseame Street. I were wrong! Elmo's calves are much thicker than Brigittes!

I kinda like that 'Beauty and the Geek' show in CW... is it just me or has CW become like... the Cool Channel all of a sudden? All they need is a show like 'The Hills' (that 'Gossip Girl' premiere sucked and it's not reality).

Lastly... thanks for leaving that blooper in... and what ever happened to our 'Brigitte's Blooper Reel' as well as 'FAQ Friday's with Brigitte'?

I have one more sugestion... how about an award based Vlog ala the Emmy's... You could call it the 'Brigies' where you could like give out awards (a gold Elmo statue perhaps) for like outstanding performances and stuff? That's killer!

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You're a vegetarian? You probably still eat fish though. Because everyone knows they don't have any feelings.

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Wait... wait... wait... what did I just hear?

"We like animals... we like being naked... we're also happy and beautiful all the time... ...we also make video blogs."

Uh-huh... yeah, okay Brigitte. Now you REALLY should trade your door chain for a dead bolt!

...and now to win back the fertilizer award:

Patrick - - Did I mention that I made a short visit to Nebraska after I tatooed a map of the world to my scalp?

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You have only yourself to blame for writing copy too hard to say.

"Global warming." I laughed out loud. Thanks Patrick.

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oh yeah baby...talk nerdy to me....what, if any, health benefits are there to being a veggy? is it the taste of meat? the killing of animals? the fear of punishment by god? well... hear is a little something to think about....you would not exist on this planet if your relatives did NOT eat meat. and you turned out ok! see those little sharp "canine" teeth you have? they are not for crunching berry seeds in your smoothie. If you were starving to death would you eat a dead animal? do you have anything made of leather? why do you feed your pets meat? is that somehow Ok all of a sudden? maybe its just a trying to be cool trend......I personally love animals..I care what they are treated like in testing... how they are slaughtered and in the kept safe in the wild. I eat one or parts of one daily and I love it!! when the world goes thru food shortages fruits and vegetables will be the first to go...oh and then vegetarians but I do have enough evolution in me not to eat the vegetarians then....well maybe with A1........

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Hey wait a tick, is this a repeat?

I totally remember nerds and punk-nerd chicks being cool something like six years ago. I was suddenly popular with girls because I liked math and had other nerdy tendencies (that really don't need to be listed), and there were these nerd posers everywhere trying to pull off being me which was both scary and flattering, but mostly flattering. Of course it only lasted like five minutes until cool became the new cool again. If it's back I'm taking advantage of it this time, unless it's over already. I'm better at math now.

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The anti-vegan rant makes me think some children should be Sean and not heard.

Bring on the nerdy women! No wonder the "Math is Hard" Barbie didn't sell so well as Mattel expected.

"Calf" and "Calves" are just weird words, and that's all there is to it.
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I have every weeson to stop watching these nerdy blogs and annoying repo fwom Patwick.

Enough. Nice watchin ya. You lost a viewer. Bye bye.

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Apparently Sherri has never seen the most famous photograph in history, a shot of the Earth taken from space. If she had, she would know that the Earth is obviously round.

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Actually, the ancients before the days of Columbus knew that the earth was round; they were able to observe the earth's shadow upon the moon during the lunar ecclipse.

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Murph should know... he was there!

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instead of just trying to be clever and failing with your anti-omnivorous views why dont you say something intelligent to counter my comments. when people have nothing intelligent to say they usually resort to name calling especially when you are to shy to put your real name behind your comments. and if you had a IQ higher than 10 you would know that Sean is an Irish name pronounced Shawn. oh I forgot weird words are hard ....hot wind=negative energy...have a nice day!

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Jim, actually, many people during the days of Columbus knew that the world was round also. It is mostly popular misconception that people thought that the world was flat. The vast majority knew it was round or, like Sherri, didn't think about it.

"Chuck" and those guys from "Big Bang Theory" are certainly nerds...then of course there's "Beauty and the Geek"...I wouldn't say the guy on "Reaper" is a nerd as much as your typical "slacker." The guys in those movies mentioned in the article are definitely nerds. Hiro from "Heroes," the main character from "Aliens in America"...wow, I guess they do have a point.

I watched the Alicia Silverstone ad. By a lot of people's standards I guess it was kind of racy for a TV ad. Patrick is probably slobbering over a list of female members of the PETA as we speak...

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Wow, i've never seen someone get so sensitive because of a vegetarian's eating habits. Kinda makes you think about how eating meat might turn you into a bitter angry argumentative d-bag. Meanwhile, back to my steak tar tar.

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Well, that's what I said...some children should be Shawn and not heard.

A few years ago I was in this arch little macrobiotic kitchen in Aspen--the kind of place that catered only to "the locals." I ordered an avocado and sprout sandwich. When it arrived, I commented to the proprietor that for $9.50, it ought to have more than a sliver of avocado. She came back with the cruelest, nastiest retort she could think of: "You must be a MEAT eater!"

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wow! I'm blown away by the massive craniums here.....very well formed retort! I lived on an avocado farm/grove..all the avocados I could eat and still they are better on a bacon cheeseburger AKA the California burger. part of my job/life is helping people get out of their fancy little made up existence and try living like a real human being that includes eating stuff they for no reason other than fear and ignorance would not normally eat.....quite liberating actually!

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