(S15E01) I think it might take me a bit longer to warm up to this latest season of Survivor. Don't get me wrong -- I am indeed an addict. But I miss the days of the two-hour premiere. When it's all over and the first boot is at the end of an hour, I feel strangely unfulfilled.Oh, I'm entertained. I definitely see some interesting possibilities coming from the China setting and the castaways themselves. But, after tonight's episode, I have some reservations, too.
I think the thing which nags at me the most is that it's almost as if the producers have set us up for a Ulong type situation. The tribes, Zhan Hu (Fighting Tiger) and Fei Long (Flying Dragon), weren't selected by a random pick or even a schoolyard pick. It seems to me that the Fei Long tribe has the bulk of the muscle and speed. I find it unusual that the tribes were pre-picked this season. Any guesses? Just to shake things up?
So far, many of my predictions about the castaways are coming to fruition.Leslie, the Christian radio host who mentioned that she's a Christian way too much in her CBS video, was the first recipient of the negative spotlight tonight. When all of the cast members were attending a Buddhist ceremony not of a religious nature, she just couldn't stay. Jeff reminded her that he said it was just a welcoming ceremony, yet she thought it was betraying her faith. She deserves an eyeroll.
Then, another one I wasn't impressed with -- Courtney -- actually gave eyerolls, lots of them as she was in the Buddhist temple for the ceremony. I don't think the show should cast anyone named Courtney anymore. The last one, the performance artist a few seasons back, was flaky. This one is rude and has the "I'm so cool and you're not" attitude.
I know that it seems that Ashley Massaro, the WWE wrestler, is a fan favorite with many men and probably some women, too. But she fizzled this episode. She was sick for more than half the time they were there. Not only that, but her right boob kept hanging out. What the heck was with that, I ask? Since I'm on a bit of a rant here, I must add that her rings on her upper lip make her look like a vampire at a quick glance. I expect her eyes to glow next.
The guys were better off then the women clothes-wise, for sure. I hope they'll do something about getting the women some kind of clothes. I really have no desire to watch Sherea in her bra and panties each challenge, do you?
Then there are the men. Mmmm ... James could be one of those underwear models, couldn't he? That guy is built! Not that I'm shallow and just into the looks, mind you. (But, wow.) I decided Chicken needed a translator as I could barely understand a word he said. I was also surprised that he took nothing upon himself in the way of making any kind of decision even when asked for one point-blank. Hey, guy, if you're going to be that iffy, just go home. Oh, wait...!
Frosti's specialty is supposed to be bouncing off walls and such. While I thought he was good around the camp, I was a bit disappointed in his challenge effort. Of course he was against James, but I expected more from a Parkour athlete ... even though I didn't even know what a Parkour athlete was a month ago.One person I think I called wrong in my pre-show impressions is Todd, the gay Mormon. I think he might be a lot smarter about the show than I predicted -- if he can stay quiet, he might do very well.
I wasn't overly impressed with my pre-season pick to win -- Jean Robert. I'm going to have to see what happens next week.
I thought tonight's Immunity Challenge was kind of neat. It reminded me of being in Chinatown for the Lunar New Year. They needed some firecrackers, though! It will be interesting to see how the show keeps up with Chinese-themed challenges this season. I wasn't too surprised that the stronger team won the challenge, though. Shades of Ulong, I say! And they don't have a Stephenie on the tribe unless Ashley gets her act together.
We saw very little scheming, wheeling and dealing, before Tribal Council tonight. It seemed that either Peih-Gee or Ashley were the most likely to be voted out -- the former because she was bossy and cried after the Immunity Challenge, the latter because she had been so sick. But a contingent wanted Chicken to go.
So, what does Chicken do? He pretty much sunk himself during Tribal Council ... if they could understand what he was saying, that is. He came across with an attitude forcing those with actual attitudes to roll their eyes. The vote wasn't anywhere near unanimous and didn't really show any sort of larger alliance within the group. We will never know because the show was only an hour long.To quote Chicken as his torch was snuffed, "Dayum!"
I'll be interested to see how the tribes play out. Fei Long, in addition to being the stronger tribe physically, also have their act together building camp and studying The Art of War. Zhan Hu is more along Keystone Cops trying to set up camp in Camden, New Jersey.














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9-21-2007 @ 12:18AM
BigTed said...
I have to disagree with the contention that it was wrong for the Christian woman to duck out of the ceremony at the start of the show. It supposedly wasn't religious, but when you ask people to prostrate themselves in a temple full of Buddhist statues, that seems pretty religious to me. Who is Jeff Probst to decide whether it's okay for her or not? For a show that's supposedly so attuned to different cultures, he seemed pretty dismissive of her beliefs.
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9-21-2007 @ 12:28AM
shannon said...
I made my predictions yesterday on a previous post and it looks like I'm pretty much right on so far. It seemed very obvious to me that Fei Long was the much stronger tribe. As I said in my previous post, I hope this isn't going to be another Palau. It almost seems like they stuck all the losers on the Zhan Hu tribe so they can get rid of the lamest players quickly. Anybody else get that feeling? I expect they will mix up the tribes a few weeks into the season. It's usually better when they do.
I can't believe that after 14 seasons there are still people who have no idea what they're in for. Wearing high heels? Are you kidding me?
Survivors I can't stand already include Leslie (ridiculous religious), Courtney (bitch), and Jean-Robert (cocky and not nearly so cool as he thinks he is). I'm rooting for James, Amanda, and Aaron.
Survivor rules. I'm so stoked.
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9-21-2007 @ 1:18AM
KenMo said...
I've been a fan since the first season. Not a fanatic, but I’ve liked the show well enough to watch most of the episodes.
I'm getting pretty tired of it now. With everything being contrived either before or during the filming, or misrepresented after the filming (through editing), I don't think anything is "reality" anymore.
For my time, I'll watch a scripted drama with real actors.
Sorry die-hard fans.
I'm out this season.
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9-21-2007 @ 3:00AM
Chester said...
Funny how you describe Todd as "the gay Mormon" yet you don't describe Leslie, as the straight Christian radio host
Does Survivour describe Todd as the gay Mormon I may of missed that bit.
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9-21-2007 @ 5:07AM
Brent McKee said...
As a matter of fact Chester, the first sentence of Todd's bio at the CBS "Survivor website" is "Todd Herzog is an openly gay Mormon who came out shortly after high school and won the hearts of everyone at his school." That's why he gets called "the gay Mormon." And to be fair, Jackie does mention that Leslie is a Christian Radio Host. Her bio only mentions her husband in the last paragraph.
I actually find myself liking Leslie a lot more than I liked some of the others like Courtney. Her decision to leave the temple was based on sincere religious beliefs, misguided though they may have been. It wasn't like Millie & Chuck from the fourth season of "The Amazing Race" who thought a Malaysian woman giving them a blessing was putting a "voodoo curse" on them. Courtney's whole attitude to the ceremony at the temple was almost "yeah, whatever" and was thoroughly disrespectful without having any real basis except impatience.
I think "Chicken" was the right one to go. After one attempt at trying to get the others to pay attention to him he basically decided that he wasn't going to contribute anything beyond a strong back even when Peih-Gee not only asked for his opinion on where and how to build the shelter but was actually deferring to his supposedly superior knowledge. It was a thoroughly bad attitude.
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9-21-2007 @ 6:55AM
meb said...
Leslie quoted the Bible (which she appears to use as her guide) saying God says we should "bow down" to no other God before Him. I see nothing wrong with her decision. She said she meant no disrespect, she was just uncomfortable with doing it. Good for her standing up for her convictions.
You had to laugh when the monk or priest (whoever he was) kept slapping Courtney's hands when he was showing her what to do and her @@'s.
I liked Chicken as well. Laughed again when he screamed "dayum" and everyone jumped. Too funny.
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9-21-2007 @ 8:00AM
mail4bh said...
I, too , agree with Leslie's decision to not bow down to those idols. She is a Christian being put in another religion's temple and was asked to bow down in front of their idols. I wouldn't have done it, either. If we are all supposed to respect each other's beliefs, then it was wrong for Jeff and the editors to call her out on it.
Chicken totally cracked me up with the 'DAYUM!' I bet those girls near him wet their pants.
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9-21-2007 @ 8:07AM
Dave said...
Jeff is sadly mistaken if he thinks that ceremony wasn't religious in nature. It was very clearly bowing down to Buddha. More of them than Leslie should have walked out. It would have made me uncomfortable too. She has shown the most integrity so far. If they last long enough I think Leslie and James will be good friends.
Did James remind anyone else of John Coffee?
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9-21-2007 @ 8:41AM
Karen said...
Yup - let's bash the Christian first thing.
If it felt uncomfortable, she was right to refuse. She said it "felt like" worship and she stated that she felt she should not bow down before any idols (even in a welcoming ceremy). Why can't that be respected? Tolerance of all - -except Christians (as usual).
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9-21-2007 @ 8:41AM
laura nason said...
I was glad to see Chicken go, he was kind of strange and playing it safe. At this point, I like James the Hot gravedigger! I would love to see Courtney who obviously has no idea what the social aspect of survivor is like, and I know plenty of new Yorkers who are loud and friendly! I also didn’t like the black girl who wore heels, and apparently thinks that her bra is appropriate attire around camp, did she bring a bathing suit?
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9-21-2007 @ 9:08AM
dawn said...
Jackie,
I agree with you about the tribes, it will get very boring if left the way they are. I also felt that the NYer girl is giving us a bad name with her attitude. Why is she there if she hates everything. My question to you is maybe I missed something but what did they eat or drink? Where is there water? I know they gave them rice but they did not have fire
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9-21-2007 @ 9:16AM
Rob Walley said...
The only reason I am disappointed that Chicken was the first to go is that he would have been the perfect comedy relief that will be needed later in the season.
I agreed with Leslie's decision at the temple and shame on Probst and the producers to call attention to it. If a Muslim refused to participate, I'm sure the reaction would have been one of understanding. It was really just a non-issue that should have been accepted and dropped. That said, her convictions will contribute to her ouster by her tribe before this is over.
Ashley is a serious problem and her tribemates missed a perfect opportunity to get rid of her early. Chicken may have had a bad attitude, but he had a strong back.
James is the true winner of the evening and may be the show's next "Rupert." It's gonna be hard not liking him throughout the season.
I think a lot more happened in this first episode than many here comprehend. There's a lot of potential for this to be a refreshingly different Survivor.
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9-21-2007 @ 9:40AM
Perseo said...
Regarding James, here's my theory: He is an actor, channeling John Coffee of the Green Mile (as Dave points out above). A grave digger by occupation -- hmm. If he can stay in character for 36 days, he will be posing the question "what if Jesus were a contestant on Survivor."
I have not read his bio, and this is only my hare-brained theory.
It is not unusual for someone to put on a face for the show (remember Johny Fairplay). But, if I am right, this could be a Borat-worthy performance.
No wonder the Christian woman is gravitating his way.
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9-21-2007 @ 9:48AM
Duane said...
If you think that it's time to "bash the Christian", think of it this way -- statistically, most if not all of the contestants have some form of religious belief. Likewise, most of them are unlikely to have been Buddhist. But yet none of them chose to leave. So you have a choice, you can either argue "Well, none of them must feel as strongly in their religious beliefs as Leslie does" which would be very presumptuous since you really have no idea of their beliefs, or else you could argue that they are simply more open minded and tolerant. I choose to believe the latter.
It's not bash the christian, it's "bash the narrow minded one", who just happens to be Christian.
Second, Buddha was a man, not a god. It is not worship. It is ritual, certainly, but bowing your head in a Buddhist temple is no more an acceptance of Buddha as god as, oh, I don't know, saying "one nation under god" in the pledge of allegiance implies acceptance of a christian god.
What you choose to believe is in your own head.
The way I figure it, one of two things was going on in Leslie's head. Either she figured that they were idol worshipping heathens and couldn't stand to be in the room with them, or else her relationship with her god is a fragile, fearful one and she would rather risk her position in the game, as well as insult her guests, rather than risk his wrath. Either way, I don't like her.
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9-21-2007 @ 10:13AM
Jackie Schnoop said...
Chester - On the CBS website, the promos, and the show itself they describe Leslie as a Christian radio host and Todd as a gay Mormon flight attendant. As I wrote once before -- Holy Osmonds, Batman! I don't have issues with anyone being either Christian or gay ... I personally do have issues with someone who thinks their way is the only "right" way for everyone.
Leslie tried to get on the show for ten seasons. Each season tends to have some sort of native ceremony in which the castaways partake. She knew what she was getting into. I've been inside of churches and synagogues outside of my faith for various things which required participation -- doesn't mean I'm challenging my faith. My own beliefs aren't shaken by opening my eyes and realizing that the world is a fascinating place with all kinds of different beliefs and history.
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9-21-2007 @ 10:16AM
Duane said...
It's not Christian bashing! Half the other contestants are probably Christian as well, yet they were tolerant and respectful of the ceremony. Well, except for Courtney.
"Tolerance of all except Christians"? Really? On a story about a Christian who walked out on a Buddhist ceremony? Do you not see the irony? We're to be tolerant of a woman who demonstrated her own lack of tolerance?
Buddha, by the way, was a man, not a god. The temple ceremony is one of ritual and meditation, not of idol worship. Bowing to a statue of Buddha in a Buddhist temple is no more an acceptance of that philosophy than, say, forcing people to say "one nation under god" in the United States makes them Christian.
Hopefully Courtney is the next to go, she's the most annoying. Chicken was right as the first to go for his refusal to help his team, coupled with the condescending attitude that he knew what to do and just wasn't going to tell anybody. I can live with Ashley for a little while longer, but if she lives up to her "Diva" title and things that it's her job to sit around and tell glamorous stories about being on television, I won't miss her.
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9-21-2007 @ 10:18AM
Duane said...
Oops, sorry for the double comment, didn't realize the delay in posting was as long as it is.
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9-21-2007 @ 10:38AM
Dara said...
According to his bio, James is a third/fourth? generation gravedigger and is very proud of that fact. He seems very genuine to me, I seriously do not think he is playing a role. That's probably why Leslie has gravitated to him....or maybe she just likes his looks! He is one yummy looking man!!! Here's hoping he takes it all, or at least sticks around for a LONG time, cause I enjoy him. Not just his gorgeous body, but he seems really sweet, too. I would think that kind of profession makes a person humble, life being short, and all that jazz...
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9-21-2007 @ 10:46AM
johnnymac said...
once the group gathered back outside after the ceremony, didn't Leslie start off by saying "i'm not very religious, but..."
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9-21-2007 @ 11:05AM
katie said...
Thank you, Duane. You hit the nail on the head. Leslie's problem is ignorance and lack of respect for the Chinese culture and a "My way or no way" condescension of beliefs other than her own. And johnnymac, you are correct, she did state "I'm not very religious, but..." This statement doesn't make any sense at all unless she was trying not to let the group know right off the bat that she is bible-thumper. I am equally irritated with Courtney's lack of respect. Way to go Leslie and Courtney. You're proving to be the kind of respectless and narrow-minded Americans that give us a poor image in the minds of the rest of the world. Find some humility, after all, you're representing us to a nation that has only recently begun to open up to us. I would be thoroughly grateful for a chance to experience what these people are experiencing and would show the utmost respect for our Chinese hosts.
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