Oh sure... let's through a party cause Patrick is late today! And whatd'up wid da 'poshified'? I waited and you never said it? I want to hear you say poshified! Is that like an adjective? Can we use the word poshing as a verb?
I don't give a rat's patootey about drew lachey. Boring to the 10th power squared!
However I do have this totaly fetch idea for a VH1 game slash reality show called... Who wants to Boink Nick Lachey's ex's?
See you could have this house full of Losers and every week they have to do these 'events' like... proving Buffaloes don't have wings and tuna is not really chicken living in the sea. At the end... the winner gets to Boink Jessica Simpson! (why not... everybody else has) It's a win/win sitchy for Nick... he can make sure the biggest loser of the bunch wins... and some loser schlub gets to boink a pop star!
Why am I not looking forward to weekends and holidays quite as much as I used to? I'm not even sure having Patrick and Jim post (and riposte) would help.
Well, if the weather's nice I'll at least be enjoying my favorite holiday repast--Fettuccine Alfresco.
Commenters #8 and #10 (Richard & Suzy) - meet Patrick. Y'all can get some t-shirts made. Maybe throw in some mesh baseball caps.
Patrick, your idea for 'house of Losers' sounds like a porn plot. Well, if porns had plots, I suppose yours would qualify. Also, thanks for the excellent excuse to throw a party. I'm completely down for that because you were late, late, late!
Finally, I 'invoke' the mighty name of Jim Murphy.. to keep an eye out on the expanding presence of Patrick wannabes. (See first sentence.)
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8-31-2007 @ 6:33PM
jaerisk said...
wha?!!! I beat Patrick??!!! wow I'm speechless.
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8-31-2007 @ 7:02PM
2 Bad said...
me too!
go Brigitte!
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8-31-2007 @ 7:18PM
Patrick said...
Oh sure... let's through a party cause Patrick is late today! And whatd'up wid da 'poshified'? I waited and you never said it? I want to hear you say poshified! Is that like an adjective? Can we use the word poshing as a verb?
I don't give a rat's patootey about drew lachey.
Boring to the 10th power squared!
However I do have this totaly fetch idea for a VH1 game slash reality show called... Who wants to Boink Nick Lachey's ex's?
See you could have this house full of Losers and every week they have to do these 'events' like... proving Buffaloes don't have wings and tuna is not really chicken living in the sea. At the end... the winner gets to Boink Jessica Simpson! (why not... everybody else has) It's a win/win sitchy for Nick... he can make sure the biggest loser of the bunch wins... and some loser schlub gets to boink a pop star!
It's magic!
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9-01-2007 @ 9:40AM
Wind Energy said...
Why am I not looking forward to weekends and holidays quite as much as I used to? I'm not even sure having Patrick and Jim post (and riposte) would help.
Well, if the weather's nice I'll at least be enjoying my favorite holiday repast--Fettuccine Alfresco.
Everyone have a safe and wonderful weekend.
WE
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8-31-2007 @ 9:12PM
HineyWipe said...
HA HA!(in the sound of Nelson from The Simpsons)
Patrick got 3rd post!
$6.5Mill for Beckham's salary?? Is that in pounds or US$?
Have a great labor day weekend too there, B. And everyone else (what, like a Dozen Ultimate TV Squad Daily Posters?)....
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9-01-2007 @ 12:26AM
Jim Murphy said...
Dang, Wind - -
It almost seems my name gets used in vain in every edition of TVSD. It's almost like people are trying to invoke me.
Brigitte - -
Loved the taking of the deep breath before saying "the ultimate dance team"... you could even have gone bigger with it, but cute... very cute.
Have a great 3-day weekend everyone!
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9-01-2007 @ 12:28AM
Jim Murphy said...
Wow...
$21,000/minute... that's better money than a Lasik surgeon!
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9-02-2007 @ 11:25PM
suzy said...
omg i'm totally inlove with brigitte. LOVE ;(((
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9-02-2007 @ 3:44AM
Richard said...
Brigitte-
I just wanted to comment by saying your probably the most awesomest girl in the world.
Signed,
I promise I am not a weirdo I just think your really cool.
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9-02-2007 @ 7:05AM
Nyneve said...
oh come on people!
its just hype for the Spice Girl Reunion tour
what I hear you say?
SPICE GIRL REUNION TOUR
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9-04-2007 @ 10:29AM
Go-Kart said...
Commenters #8 and #10 (Richard & Suzy) - meet Patrick. Y'all can get some t-shirts made. Maybe throw in some mesh baseball caps.
Patrick, your idea for 'house of Losers' sounds like a porn plot. Well, if porns had plots, I suppose yours would qualify. Also, thanks for the excellent excuse to throw a party. I'm completely down for that because you were late, late, late!
Finally, I 'invoke' the mighty name of Jim Murphy.. to keep an eye out on the expanding presence of Patrick wannabes. (See first sentence.)
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