Isn't it time to leave Miss South Carolina alone and let the poor girl get on with her life? (Answer: no).
To help us all understand just what the teenage beauty pageant contestant was trying to say, late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel gives us a complete breakdown via chalkboard. He explains what she meant by "U.S. Americans," why the U.S. has to help the U.S., and says he knew a guy once who didn't own a map. Such as.
As a bonus, Kimmel explains why high school is like prison, with its beatings, bad food, and forced showering with other men. Full video after the jump!















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8-31-2007 @ 6:34PM
Eric said...
That didn't feel like the full video... I was told to study, and then they stopped.
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8-31-2007 @ 6:35PM
Joey Geraci said...
I gotta say, that was hilarious. I might have to set Jimmy to record on my Beyond TV tonight, because if he is that funny consistently, he would be about a million times more funny than Jay and Dave combined. Times thirty. The only time I think I have ever laughed that hard at either of those two shows is the occaisionally brillian Headlines segment, although pretty rarely.
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