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6 foot tall squid.... tee hee

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Actually... I'm 6'3" and my arms are more Octopi-ish!
Just a little FYI

hehehehe

TV 'Squid' Daily with Brigitte
(I had to... it was there)

Are those cherries on your top? I mean seriously... this is going to take our/my stakerdom to a new level! (hey... everybody already accuses me... I might as well own it)

Chris Angel is like a cheep Vegas act that has gone terribly wrong. David Blaine could kick his magical ass any day! (could corn girl have been any cuter when she said magic weasel? I think not!

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That’s weird because I woke up at 3am too this morning due to a wildly uncharacteristic summer thunderstorm. I didn’t quite know what it was but if you go on Google Earth the pictures of my neighborhood are all nice and clear until you go about two miles into the mountains and then they get all blurry like the site does with Military bases. There’s not supposed to be anything there so that fact has always made me a bit nervous.

There’s no earthly reason why you would care about that and the sharing of personal details is a tad more Patrick-esque than I’m comfortable with but I just thought it was an interesting coincidence. Well, or at least a coincidence. Though, in retrospect, your 3am isn’t even my 3am so it’s not that much of a coincidence.

Annnnywho…I’m gonna stop typing now…

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We really need to get some "I Stalk Brigitte" bumper stickers.

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I'm a little disapointed that Patrick is less stupid, more funny, and makes somewhat relevant observations.

Other than his misspelling of stalkerdom, I can't really complain very much about him. And where's the fun in that?

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I do have to admit I've been finding the Patrick posts amusing for the past week or so. Though I'm not sure if that means I'm losing my mind or if he's getting funnier

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I'm not sure if I've ever heard any of David Bowie's music, but I know he's a talented artist in several media and one of the very early pioneers of in art uses of the Internet. As celebrities go, I guess he's an alien because he has talent. Joe Ely, too.

Brigitte to the Emmy's--let's move it, folks!
WE

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... ground controll to Major Tom. Take your protien pills and put your helmet on...

For some reason those lyrics went through my head.

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(squint) I have no sound!!! my speakers have passed...RIP speakers...for now, I will no longer hear Brigitte...Oh look! Headphones!!!

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yay! I fixed my speakers! Yay! I get to hear crap about some schmo and Britney Smears. Blech. Ah, Mr Bowie. Extremely talented and just brilliant. No, he needs no makeup. Did you see him in the Prestige? He played as Tesla.
See you tomorrow, B. And then we'll read about Patrick's stalking (fantasies). Again.

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While we're on the subject, I would also like to quell any rumors that I'm a ladies man. Although I did have a recent encounter w/ some lovely young ladies. I went to the wrong side of the dressing rooms in Walmart. Things get hazy after that... some things were said, along the lines of "get outa here you old perv!!!" Hissing of pepper spray... running blindly into walls screaming like a girl. Close enough for a date in my book.

David Bowie isn't an alien?

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Bowie is the perfect alien ... after all he pretended to be one in the early '70s.

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According to Bowie's Web site, none of the Dr. Who thing was "absolute tish and tosh". Oh well. He's still a great alien.

http://davidbowie.com/news/index.php?id=20070829

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I'm not sure that it's that Patrick is getting funnier (to me, he's always been a source of humor)... I think it's just that people are finally understanding him like I do and getting comfortable with Patrick's schtick.

Patrick - -

...stakerdom??? That's it... I'm reporting you to NACS!

Brigitte - -

If it HAD been a six-foot squid outside your window, her name would have been Katharine Jefferts-Shori, the Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church.. aka the Squid Lady. That WOULD have been scary!

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I think as soon as you decide that spelling your name "Chris" isn't special enough you have achieved weaselhood. The idea of Mr. Angel as a magic weasel actually made me think of Pauly Shore, and the more I consider that, the more appropriate it seems somehow.

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