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The Daily Show: August 2, 2007

Matt Damon"You Don't Know Dick": A very quick fun fact about Dick Cheney to help you decide what to get him for Christmas... He wants a silver deathbox. And I can't believe I'm half-defending Cheney, but, in all fairness, he didn't actually say, "Damn, I need one of those"... He said he thought it. That's a fairly significant difference.

"Indecision v. 2.008: Food Edition": Presidential candidates have been using teh interwebz to share their stories from the campaign trail. I'm not gonna lie, this segment made me really, really hungry. Although, that bit about John Edwards and his wife celebrating their 30th anniversary at a Wendy's left me more confused than peckish. Yeah, you're a normal all-American guy, Edwards, we get it. A normal all-American millionaire Senator guy.

"Clusterfuck to the White House": Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are still attacking each others' campaign, causing the media to have a little too much fun with their fighting metaphors. CNN's American Morning has also been getting a little over-excited, promising the most stories per hour. This seemed like a kind of random thing to talk about... I guess they needed to fill up time, since it looked like all the correspondents took the day off. Where did they go?!

The night's guest was Matt Damon, star of the Bourne movies. I got all excited during the Bourne Ultimatum clip because I recognized Damon's co-star as one of the dudes from Hot Fuzz. Is that pathetic? Yes, it probably is. Damon was an excellent guest, throwing in his own jokes every once in a while and making the life of a handsome action star look really easy. Am I the only one that doesn't hate Death to Smoochy as much as Jon does? He seems to absolutely loathe that film, but I thought it was kind of... interesting. At least Jon's hair was cool in that movie.

Moment of Zen: Barack Obama and dinner guests giggle over Lil' Bush. I'm not sure why... It's kind of a crappy show.

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