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Have you seen the chipmunks?! They are hip hop rappers, plus they look smaller than they did on the cartoon! They are also bringing back the Garfield "cartoon" but it will be CGI. I hate CGI Saturday morning cartoons.

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Yes Brigitte! Of course I'll come to Cornville and totally make out with you... that's what you were wishing for... right???

So Korn Girl... check it!
This past weekend I had a couple of my BBF's over for some playstation2... pizza... and Adult Beverdges! We got bored so I showed my crew a couple of your past vids and we came up with this totally fetch drinking game called...

TV Squad Daily With Brigitte... drinking game
(Okay originality is not my strong suit)

So here's how it goes so you can all play at home...

Each party contestant is assigned a TVSWB episode... and during that episode...

If Brigitte rolls her eyes back sarcastically looking upward you you have to take 2 shots of Jack and say Goooooo Brigitte!
If Brigitte makes that cute little quirky smile thing she does with her lips... 1 shot of vodka and say Goooooo Brigitte!
If Brigitte makes those little quote/unquote finger motions... chug a can of beer and say Gooooooo Brigitte!
If Brigitte is eating food during the vlog... automatic shot of Yeager... and say Gooo something-or-other
If Brigitte goes from color to black and white more than 5 times during the vlog... 2 shots of beer and chug a jack then say Broooooo Gigette!
If Brigitte is wearing something strapless of off the shoulders (we call this 'Pulling a Murphy' or 'Murphing it') then you have to drink something and say Brigitte yeah or something... I forget

The nice thing about TV Squad with Brigitte... the drinking game... it's totally outcome based!
There are no Losers!!!
Well... accept for who ever pissed in my mom's favorite flower vase... she's gunna kill them!

I can totally relate to Paris Hilton and losing one's inheritance. My dad and I had the largest continuous collection of Playboy and Hustler magazines dating back to the early 1970's (some of the pages were stuck together on those earlier issues... ???) As the only male child I stood to inherit the collection but my mom threw them out one night when she caught my dad... ummm... reviewing them!

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Okay that was one of the scarier comments you have left Patrick...

Great video Brige! Loved the location.

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I remember those chipmunks from the 60's.Did they really re-do those obnoxious rodents again in the 80's?What a waste.

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I LIKED Alvin and the Chipmunks. To this day I’ll hear a song on the radio and think “that song sounds odd”. Only later do I realize that the reason it sounds odd is that I’ve never heard the original and only know it by the Chipmunks version.

The rest are going to be a hard sell though. I was quite the fan of 80s cartoons in “the day” but adulthood has shined a fairly harsh light on them. Actually, even later childhood didn’t cast them in the best of lights. I mean, how did those people not know that Prince Adam is He-Man? He didn’t even wear glasses for gods sakes, he just took his shirt off. No one looks THAT different with their shirt off! Not even David Hasselhoff who I think we can all agree has one of the more distracting mid sections in the world (there’s like a whole rug under there) but even in his case I can tell it’s the same person.

Plus, if I had a super secret identity to protect I’m not sure I’d trust Orko of all people with it.

Then there was Voltron, don’t even get me started on Voltron. I mean, has attacking with just the lions ever worked? Ever? No, because the show’s called Voltron and you always, ALWAYS, have to form Voltron to get this done. So don’t bother attacking individually, just form Voltron from the get go and get it over with. Then the princess (aka Pink Lion) won’t get captured and you won’t have to go through a half hour of machinations just to get her back and form Voltron like…wait for it…you should have done in the first place.

For the record, I’m not the sexist one here, the writers of Voltron are (were?)

Oh, and on the Smurfs, its been said before but I think it bears repeating…there were like a hundred male Smurfs on that show and only one girl so there was probably some pretty kinkly stuff going on there in smurfland. I mean, there were friggin’ hundreds of those little blue spuds so someone had to be procreating. You want to make a movie out of the Smurfs and that is a discrepancy that’s going to have to be explained.

I personally am not sure the world is ready for that explaination...

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whoa...ummm..heheh....Bevis did you see her pick that penny up...heheh...make her do it again...heheh

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Thundercats HooooO!

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remember when people used to comment on the stories as opposed to stalking? Someone once asked Brigitte why she kept her door locked, here's a secret...She keeps it locked because she knows Patrick is outside...

*ventures back to reality* Patrick, care to join us?

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Anthony, the stalknig has only gotten more and more creepy.... There was always the stalking, but over the last 4-5 months it has gotten out of control. I This they need to start banning these "people".

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I've been saying that for quite some time. Creepsville. If this comment section was a real place, it would be filled with one way mirrors and sticky floors. It's really gag inducing to read some of the really weirdo people here attempt at being flirtatious and coming off as just really creepy.

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Patrick - -

It's a little disconcerting to think that whenever Brigitte wears a strapless top, everyone in the comment section, perhaps including Brigitte herself, is going to be thinking of the phrase "Murphing it".

...but please extend my apologies to your mother about the vase.

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Did you say date??? *Inquiring minds*

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Anthony, David, Automag - - -

By default, I have it on pretty good authority that Brigitte isn't as creeped out as you might otherwise think by even the likes of Patrick.

As for me, I previously sent Brigitte a private email, disclosing how she could reply with one word to poof me out of her existence forever. That word has never come. I don't know if Patrick made the same deal with her.

Of course, stalking is really Patrick's forté. I'm really just an admiring fan that doesn't want anything from Brigitte other than to see her smiling face on the next edition of TV Squad Daily... (...and a lime green necktie, a pair of aviator shades, and a powdered wig!) (That was a joke, guys!)

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Thanks, Brigitte, for the better audio quality today. I've actually had a little trouble hearing everything you've been saying lately. Your perspective on pop culture is extremely refreshing, so I hate to miss any of it!

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Dang... and I ended up being #13 AGAIN!!!

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I made a wish in Brigitte's penny, too. I wished that the creepy stalker comments would stop; they ruin the comments section for me. So STOP.
WE

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Yeah, stop with the creepy comments.

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I think the comments on this channel are amusing on a sort of meta level, i.e., "how pathetic, longwinded, and creeptastic are the comments going to be today?" -- "Oh, joy, they're more shriek-inducingly stalkerish than I would've hoped!"

The problem with you, you lot of fawning schlubs, is that you think you're the f*cking show. Try and keep things on topic, and flatter and respect the HOSTESS by actually speaking on what she's chosen to address for the day. And no, that doesn't include responding to each respondent, and then responding to yourself, before responding to the matters at hand, Jim Murphy, you sniveling windbag.

For now, it's a bunch of egocentric spam, when I'd rather be reading about what viewers of this channel actually think of the topics at hand. A little effort would make that pretty easy.

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ya know... I really hesitate to do this because it gives 'some people' the mistaken idea that their comments have any validity or truth about them but here goes...

do you people even know what a stalker is?

seriously?

My first comment to Brig (about the wish) was 'on topic' as she brought it up and was merely a joke... if you don't get it... it's a 'you problem'

the drinking game part was also meant as humor.... if you don't like it... don't read it... it's America... it's the internet... and it's your freakin' choice

I would point out that I did also speak on topic when I quipped about Paris hilton's inheritance sooooo bite me

As to Jim... Anthony... Automag5... Wind Energy... Adam and Windsome

Ummmm... you all commented on me... commenting about how 'you wish people would only comment about Brigitte's vlog' and in doing so... made fools of your selves

Thanks Murph for having my back on this (as usual... he gets it) and I thought you'd enjoy having Brigitte thinking to her self... "Wow... I'm Murphing it today!"

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Patrick... I find your comments very very funny. To the rest of you... lighten up...most of what is said is done in a joking manner...i've never felt it was a stalking or even creepy situation...Patrick is just being....well ptrick. And remember, no one, truly no one, is forcing you to go to the comment section. you can enjoy Bridgette without viewing the comments. so people, ease up and get over yourselves.

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