1st place to Chris Wyant:

2nd place to Brent McKee: "I don't care what you say Henry, these things do not make us all look like professional poker players."
3rd place to Brooke Thorington: "Brush fires were ignored as thousands stood in line for Corey Hart's 'I Wear My Sunglasses at Night' comeback tour."
This week, a scene from this week's episode of Rescue Me ...













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
7-27-2007 @ 11:29AM
Elf said...
You know what, I make Janet Jackson look like she has the breasts of a ten year old boy and there's nothing the FCC can do about it!
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7-27-2007 @ 11:35AM
Brooke Thorington said...
I'm just wanted to get fitted for a Bro, no hanky panky going on here.
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7-27-2007 @ 11:52AM
David said...
I'm the best prostitute you can afford.
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7-27-2007 @ 11:57AM
Matt said...
"Would my chest look pretentious if I wore a necklace made of Thomas Pynchon books?"
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7-27-2007 @ 12:31PM
Sara said...
"Hey, I think I'm on the wrong Fox show. This isn't the next season of 'My Big Fat Obnoxious fiance'?"
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7-27-2007 @ 1:13PM
KMF said...
"Okay, I'm flattered but this isn't what I had in mind when she said she wanted to have a menage a trois."
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7-27-2007 @ 1:45PM
Porchland said...
Look man, the joke was a rabbi, a nun and a naked fat guy! I'm just the naked fat guy!
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7-27-2007 @ 2:09PM
Nik said...
Dude, think this through - do you really need to see both hands?
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7-27-2007 @ 2:36PM
Seth said...
They're real, and the're fantastic!
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7-27-2007 @ 2:41PM
pullMyFinger said...
and so ends another episode of cheaters
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7-27-2007 @ 2:47PM
jMc said...
Honestly, I was just going to try the habit on.
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7-27-2007 @ 2:59PM
Matthew Hood said...
Hey, Don't look at me like that! Just because someone ate all of the cheesecake in the fridge and all of the ice cream in the freezer why does everyone instantly start looking at me?!
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7-27-2007 @ 3:23PM
Malik said...
Ha ha...great caption.
I think those eclipse shades were pretty cool...just about every gadget on that show is...I want one!!!
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7-27-2007 @ 4:10PM
Rogphi said...
"what can I say.. she's a hard habit to break"
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7-27-2007 @ 4:27PM
Tele-Toby said...
I couldn't help it! She just came flying in through the window and you KNOW I have that Sally Field obsession......
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7-27-2007 @ 4:56PM
Brent McKee said...
They said I was too skinny to be a Sumo Wrestler.
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7-27-2007 @ 5:02PM
Hatrick said...
"I just saw, 'I Now Pronouce you Chuck and Larry' how hot do you think I am?"
"I finally get a hot nun into my house to play strip poker, and she hits two full houses and a royal flush."
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7-27-2007 @ 6:02PM
Nick said...
Whoa! That'll cost you an extra G and no pictures, no video, no touching. Capice?
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7-27-2007 @ 8:18PM
Gary said...
Listen!....i'm sick and tired of you a-holes showing up when i'm in the shower and shouting Bababooee!
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7-27-2007 @ 9:40PM
High Ankle Sprain said...
"Yeah, I'll drop the towel.....HEY! I want to see the five bucks first!"
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