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"Not like a big muppet fan..."

That's it, the wedding's off. How do you not love the muppets?

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I think that picture is really cute.

Yea! I am normal. ...and first!

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Doh!... not first. My day is ruined.

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Okay first off I need to appologize to you Brig... yesterday I was playing NCAA College Football '08 for Playstation2 and I was the USC Trojans and we totally trounced you Cornhuskers 42-0. And for all you doubters out there that don't think Brigitte would be into Cornhusker football... I bet she even bleeds red! Bite me!

Secondly... yesterday I made a rather unfortunate comment about my Uncle Dominic when I inadvertantly gave out his two alias (Little Dom and Dominic the Douche Bag). Unfortunately this gave the impression my Uncle is 'all mobbed up' so to speak. Today I received this statement from my Uncles Councilatori... errrr... I mean lawyer... Benny 'The Jew' Weisberg.

To whoms it concernith,
Dominic Alfredo Nunzio Allegro is in no way connected to or in association with any member of organized crime. In fact, Mr. Allegro is a fine member of the community and owns his own waste management establishment.

As to Nichole Richie's baby --
I was hoping for triplets...
Annie
Rex
Nick

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The problem here is that the father is…well…kind of a nobody. The lead singer in a band that no one has cared about for 5 years and who has no street cred because they’re a “punk” band opening for Justin Timberlake (I mean, come ON)

Plus, the guy’s name is a problem in itself because we already have a famous “Madden” and that guy has video games named after him and everything. So you use too much of his name and people will think she shacked up with a 70 year old football announcer (wouldn’t put it past her but implying it might be slander depending on how you feel about John Madden)

I don’t know maybe the kid will get luck and the media will start calling him/her Madd-Rich just because that is totally dope. I’m rarely one to use dope (or really any urban lexicon for that matter) but I think it’s justified here.

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Baby names inspired by this video.

Boy - Rockwall
Girl- Breezy
He/She - Squad

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I hate to be so simple about this but why not just combine the parents first name (Joel Madden / Nicole Richie) and get Jo-ni for a girl and NicJoel for a boy

wait... Jim Murphy hasn't spoken on this... certainly there must be some 16th century playwrite with a name we could use... or some obscure Tibet Monk

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If it's a girl:

Gorgomax the Destroyer

If it's a boy:

Nicorette

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Tom - -

Better watch out about the potential slander... John Madden may sue.

Patrick - -

How many times have I got to tell you? I did not know Shakespeare personally... honestly... just because I have an autographed photo of him in my den!

Brigitte - -

Baby names... hmmm...

Since, in your text intro, you referred to the baby as "it", why not call the baby "Cousin It" if it's a boy... and Brig-itte if it's a girl! ;)

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...by the way, Brigitte...

I noticed that you didn't walk away with your dead animal. Ya missed out on your chance to prepare yourself some road kill stew!

Oh yeah... that's right... I heard somewhere that you're vegetarian.

Patrick - -

I don't know any Tibetian monks, although there was someone at work who had a stuffed animal mascot, so I used to sit at the feet of the dolly lama.

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Patrick.... you make me lol with you comments...maybe it is time for you to start your own vlog so that we can hear what you are thinking about or want to talk about.....i'm betting it would be rofl funny...your comments are by far the funniest....keep the laughs rolling.

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How about a name that would honor the baby's grandfather and Nicole's weight problem at the same time? How about 'Choo-Choo' for Lionel or 'Chew-Chew', an answer for Nicole's weight issues? Then they could call the baby 'Chewie' for short. Not as cute as a Muppet, but almost.

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awwwwwww... thank you mari... that's sweet of you

As to my own video blog... contrary to Jim Murphy's opinion of my looks... I am a rather handsome fella! Kinda like if Brad Pitt and George Michael from Wham were to have a baby... and I'm totally ripped... I'm like...

...wait... that Brad Pitt / George Michael having a baby sounded a whole lot better in my head then what it sounds...

I'm basically God's gift to women!
ummmm... okay maybe God's stocking stuffer to women

As I've told Miss Dale before... I ride a motorcyle... I have tatts and piercings... play drums in a band... and I wear lots of black clothing... basically the whole bad boy package!

Oh... and I remember to put down the toilet seat an amazing 78% of the time!

but... Miss Dale is the Queen of vlogging!
I'm just content to be flotsam in her Brigitte's wake

oh now that was some straight up Jim Murphyism

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Biggen Richie
Iwannabe Richie
Thisbrownie S. Richie

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Richie Rich for a boy.

London Bridge for a girl

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Patrick, Patrick - -

I don't recall ever having said that you were ugly! All I ever did was whole-heartedly agree with you that you weren't as dumb as you look! Between the two of us, *I'm* the ugly one, believe me. Now... I do recall also saying that you had a face made for radio, but that's more than I have! I would probably rate as God's Cracker Jacks prize to women.

"Jim Murphyism"? No, it's not that I'm content just being a fan... I just don't want to deal with the bureaucratic hassle that would be involved with my publishing my own stuff. Otherwise, I'd probably do some of my own blogging! I'd even vlog, if it wouldn't scare so many people away! ...Patrick!!! (Bet you were wondering where the third one was, huh?)

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I kind of like Choo-Chew. I don't know what the term Choo-Choo has to do with Lionel Ritchie but I still like it.

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Lionel...as in Lionel trains. Tom, I know it was a stretch but it sure sounded good.

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We all should know know what Joel will want to name the kid, Brett Favre. :)

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baby paris

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