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Yes, well, the problem with all reality TV is that it's all so unreal...

I do have another vlog suggestion, though, Brigitte... one that doesn't involve you hurting or embarrassing yourself. How about doing a Brigitte's Chin People segment (maybe for the intro)?

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I've got just 5 words for the people producing the Snoop Dog reality show... Drop it like it's hot!

Helloooooooo... have they not been watching the train wreck that is 'The Flavor of Love'? Sweet Jesus Mother and Son but that has got to be like the lamest reality show evah! Flavo Flav's clocks he wears around his neck don't even run. LaaaaaaaME-ooooo

On a positive note... did anybody catch that Brett Michaels reality show that primeard... premeared... pre....

#&%@#

Opened last night? They should get plastic surgeons to sponsor that show what with all the breast augmentations going on there. I've not seen soooo many D's since we toured the Engerizer Battery Factory in the 5th grade!

As to the Jerry Springer show... well excuse me if I'm just a bit nastalgic over that one... what with my mom being sent off to prison this last May for starting a fight at Hooters and punching a cop... my dad's proclivity to smoke just about anything that will fit into his water bong... 2 sisters that are strippers down at "The Purple Bam Bam" and a cross dressing cousin who steals his mothers loungerie... watching Springer is just like a little taste of home!

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But more importantly, hasn't Snoop been played out for a really long time? I mean, how is a guy with his name on squeaky toys not grossly overexposed and long past relevant/cool?

I heard he can rap, but he hasn't done that in so many years I forgot.

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Hun, I think your little daisy pot needs watered... looked kinda droopy... Great TVSD today tho...

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Bridgette, I gotta go with Patrick, but further ask that you please take a look at Bret Michael's "Rock of Love" reality show on VH1. I would love to see you react to that...that...Jesus just try to catch it. It will explain itself in just a few short moments. It's...

...kind of horrifying.

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Wind, Wind, Wind...

I swear Bjork is gonna think I put you up to that!! ...and then we'll have a Jerry Springer free-for-all right here in Brigitte's comment section!

Patrick - -

I think you and I should go pay our respects over at the House of Eveready. The Energizer Bunny was discovered slumped over his drum last night.

Hey, y'all... what d'ya think about Brigitte doing a Chin People intro?

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Teec - -

Better watch it with the "Hun" stuff. Jon is head of the Endearment Gestapo, and he may be watching!

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Teec - -

If I were you, I'd watch it with the "Hun" stuff. Jon is head of the Endearment Gestapo, and he may be watching!

...besides... what if the daisy plant is plastic?

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...sorry for the double post... I thought the first one didn't take... apparently there's a time lag tonight!

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The news about Jerry Springer's show reminds me of the classic beginning of Scary Movie 4:

Dr Phill: "I was doing a story about kids with abandonment issues and woke up here! Those kids are going to be pissed..."

lol

And Snoopy's best moments have already been captured in "The L Word" season 1 as 'Slim Daddy'. I think they put all the names any rapper has ever had into a hat, shook it around a bit and Slim Daddy was their result. Still, he got to watch all the lesbians get it on and comment "mm mmm" a lot. This new show may confirm our thoughts on just how complex this man is. Exciting!

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Correction, I'm head of the creepy old men with stalking tendencies gestapo.

Correct titles are so important.

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No need to watch the Jerry Springer show...a trip to Wal-Mart will tell you everything you need to know about the poor and ignorant. And the customers are even worse!

Springer was trying to pass himself off as a "progressive" political voice, and even had a radio show on Air America Radio for a time. This while on TV he was exploiting the hell out of the very people he claimed he wanted to help. Bjoooork!
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