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Lets all count how many comments Jim and Patrick can make in todays comments.

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Alriiiiighty then! I was hoping for the all important BriditteLeftEarCam and you did not disappoint.

As to the "things you could say about Clay Aiken but wont"... I like where your head is at on this Brigitte. Actually... I heard the fight started because Clay and the female passenger were both wearing the same dress. Yes Brigitte... I went there!

As to Katie slapping her producer dude... I've got an uncle that pays good money for that kind of treatment... we call him Uncle Worm.

I'm non-plussed by the Kathy Griffin / The View section as I don't anticpate growing breast in the near future or actually watching that show... it has the same hold on me as the 'Sex in the City' section you had days ago... it's a girl thing I guess.

Now... here are a few questions I'd like to submit for the Friday "A Smidge of Brig" FAQ's section.

1) Belly Buttons... hot or not?
2) Who is the biggest celebrity you've ever met or interviewed?
3) We all now know you are Not 27,000 feet tall (see Fridays vloggy) sooooo... exactly how tall are you? (I'm guessing a very smurfy-like 5'2"ish)
4) Have you ever kissed a girl? (Okay you don't have to answer that but if you did that would be like totally alright with me... I've always believed what goes on between two consenting female adults and hopefully their cam corder with a zoom in lens... is totally up to them)
5) If you could be any alien life form from Star Trek or any of the Star Trek offshoots (including deep space 9) which alien life form would you be and why?

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lol

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The Clay Aiken story makes me have a pang in my heart because I can't decide which side I'm on with him. On the first side, I'm bumping up on six foot most of which is leg so I understand the leg room issues. I've never ridden first class (I'm just gonna assume he's not the coach kinda guy) but planes are always uncomfortable, it being their nature to be so.

Oh the other hand. I think the part that makes me side with the woman is the because I'm assuming she wasn't one of those rare random people that is going to feel someone's foot on her armrest and as a first response shove him. She probably asked him a few times to remove, and even possibly because she knew who he was, asked him really happily. I mean who doesn't want to have their armrest blessed by Clay's foot. So if we assume that, we have to assume that he was just being stubborn and jerk-like. I could be wrong, probably am.

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Patrick - 1
Jim - 0

Patrick came out of the gate with a home run on the 1st pitch. We're now going into the bottom of the 1st. The crowds waiting with anticipation.

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Roobert,
It is still early. Give Jim a chance! lol

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okay, okay... I'll try not to disappoint...

Patrick - -

1. It was 23,000 feet, not 27,000. ...and I'm not so sure that Brigitte is as small as 5'2"... I'm guessin' more like 5'4 to 5'7". (Which one of us is closer, Brigitte?)

2. When Katie Couric was a spring chicken, she was mighty perky. Unfortunately for her, she came to hate and disdain that descriptor of her and sought to present a maturer image. Too bad. She could have taken perky all the way to the bank!

3. As far as the woman getting disgruntled at Clay Aiken on the plane, perhaps she saw it as an opportunity to put a big fancy celebrity in his place. "Listen, Buster, I don't care WHO you THINK you are...."

4. Patrick... THESE are the questions you want to ask Brigitte? When are you going to work up to the more pertinent question of "Are you as married as Jim suggested you might be?"

5. Speaking of alien space forms, Patrick... I think we're all a little curious as to just exactly WHY you posed that particular question... are you trying to determine compatibility?


Brigitte - -

Another creative opening! Bravissima!

Hope you like the suggestions I sent you offline!

(Okay, Roobert... how'd I do?)

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Why wouldn't Clay just buy better tickets? Not like he doesn't have the money.

And I love Kathy Griffin!!! But in her standup she makes fun of everyone on the View, so how would that work?

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He Shoots he scores! (we're moving on to a basketball analogy)

Still tied at 1-1 but Patrick is at an advantage with a higher word count (not to mention weirder/creepier approach to flirting with brigitte):

Patrick - 280
Jim - 213

Keep it up guys :) the crowd's still in their seats.

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Brigitte's vlog provides an invaluable service for those of us who are classified as Super Slackers--people who are just too damned lazy to watch TV.

The woman in 1st Class, bless her little pea-pickin' heart, took quick and positive action. Apparently, she did not wish to have feet made of Clay.
WE

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I don't think we should judge Patrick/Jim's comments based on word count. It takes every fiber in my being to make it through their long posts already and I certainly don't want to encourage anything longer.

I don't think you can count on creep factor because the fun is watching Jim correct Patrick while Patrick pervs on Bridge.

I think we need a new scoring system. Something that rewards brevity and pervosity.

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Pervosity???

I think I just became my own class of person... I soooo Rock!

I think I deserve style points for working in my weird Uncle Worm into the Katie Couric thread and for use of the BrigiteeLeftEarCam... however points should be taken off for the Clay Aiken 'gay' remark as there is no room here for that type of blatant homophobic comments.

Jim... I thought about asking Brigitte if she was married... but I really wanted to know about that 'alien life form' question... it's just so me

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Roobert - -

I have to agree with ugtv.org. Size isn't everything... it's what you do with it that counts!

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...besides... I suck at basketball... not to mention dodgeball...

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I'm just surprised the claymates haven't swarmed in at the mention of their master's name and sissy slapped all who dare mess with Aiken. They are crazy read the comments they left in Jay's blog about him taking claim for saving Jericho.

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Brigitte, can I get your show on my iPod from a podcast? You rock girl!!

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I think Bridget should've showed us her perspective of watching her vlog and comments in retrospect.

Add in a screenshot of her browser playing today's vlog which is showing the actual screenshot resulting in an infinitely repeating image like the scene in Spaceballs.

...Cosmic.

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Secret Asian Man - -

Now THAT'S a good post... and a good idea!

...or how about multiple alternate endings to her vlog, as in Wayne's World...

...or and ending within an ending, as in Blazing Saddles...

...the possibilities are endless!

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Oops! That should have been "...or an ending..."

I should be more detial-oriented.

Oops!

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Brigitte you could totally be the cinematographer on the next stoner movie!

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