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After a day of getting bad news, you still managed to cheer me up, thanks and keep it up!

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Gettin' Briggy wid it
Na na na na na na na nana
Na na na na nana
Gettin' Briggy wid it

sorry... had that tune in my head

1) No Jim... I wasn't the one what asked Corn Girl the question about her being 23,000 feet tall and squishing stuff... damnit

2) What's the tropishere?

3) My mom was prengant with my sister Jessica when she one the Miss International Harvester / Greater Central Pennyslvania Pagent... so Miss New Jersey... it could happen

4) Speaking of my sister Jessica... when she found out the new iphones cost $500.00 she said it better make her orgasim when she has it set on vibrate

overshare much??

Lastly... Brigitte Never ever ever ever comments on anything I say!

I tell Brigitte how pretty she is and how she' a young Janet Jackson live in living color... No Comment from Brigitte

I write rap songs about Brigitte... spilling my heart out for the entire blogosphere to see... No Comment from Brigitte

I write a beautiful poem estowing (threw that in for Jim) the charms and elogence of Miss Nebraska and showing my mushy 'Big Old Girl' side... No Comment from Brigitte

I tell a funny joke to show mon brown haired beauty the utter depth of my charactor... it fell flat... No Comment from Brigitte

Brig... I gotta tell ya...

This playing hard to get is totall working on me cause I want you more than ever!!!

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Patrick - -

Let me start by responding first to you, ol' buddy!

1. Really?? I was SURE that the "23,000 foot/squish" email came from YOU! It was so... Patrickesque!

2. The tropisphere is the bottom most layer of the Earth's atmosphere... where all the breathable air is, hence Brigitte's gratitude. We all want her to survive, now, don't we? ...not to mention that having her keel over at a height of 23,000 feet would definitely be highly inconvenient for Lincoln, Nebraska!

3. "Prengant"??? What... did you mom eat too many Pringles? ;)

4. I have a pager that I'm required to wear in a plastic holder on my belt. But I happen to have heard that it's been a long-time favorite tactic of some men to put like device on vibrate and then stuff it down their front pocket. (Then they arrange for someone to call them!) ...talking about oversharing!

Lastly, Patrick, I heard Brigitte make a comment your way in the intro.

She said, "Yes, I read the comments; I love you guys!" AND THEN she added, after rolling her eyes to the side... "...MOST of you!" ;)

I have to hand it to you, though, Patrick... no matter what anyone says about you (however justified their statement may be) you definitely get an "A" for effort.

That "A" will stand for "Apply Bandage and Press Firmly" if Brigitte's husband ever gets a hold of you! ;)

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Perhaps she doesn't reply because you're creeping her the fuck out? You could try making your comments a little less stalkeresque, but I suspect that ship has sailed.

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...oh... and you know that *I* didn't write the 23,000 foot/squish email, right?

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You want to know why Brigitte doesn't ever respond to comments, Patrick? Your post. That's why.

**shudder**

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You want to know why Brigitte doesn't ever respond to comments, Patrick? Your post. That's why.

**shudder**

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Brigitte - -

FANTASTIC opening! We all loved it! Perhaps you should think of making an FAQ or some other relational platform specifically directed at your fans as a periodically featured portion of your vlog! (Note I didn't suggest everyday or every week.) I think we'd eat it up! You may even enlarge your audience and your comment count remarkably!

How about a segment on "Little Tidbits about Brigitte"? (I'm still trying to understand the Brigitte Dale story.)

Having looked at every episode I can find, I can see how your presentation has improved over time (and quite rapidly, I might add). You're doing great, Brigitte!

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I hate it when people repeat themselves, especially when they don't say anything pleasant!

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I don't flirt with Brigitte for like 3 days (I'm on a Brigaholic 12 step program) and I have one little relapse and geesh!

If I was Brigitte's stalker that would make me a corn stalk...er

get it? a corn stalker

In the immortal words of Alf... I kill me!

As far as Brig being married... she doesn't wear a ring... I'm not married like some people cough*Jim*cough so I notice those things

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Brigitte, I loved the FAQ! Keep up the good work.

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Patrick - -

Yes, I make no bones about my being married, and happily so. (...and given the recent vlog from Brigitte about the lack-of-attractiveness of men who are married but try to hide it, I'm glad I had already disclosed it.) My wife and I just got married... just about twenty years ago, come August 1st... and the honeymoon ain't over until the Pope's second ex-husband admits that he's the father of Her Holiness's twins. We spent many years poor as church mice, but rich in shared faith, hope and love.

NEVERTHELESS, Patrick, the absence of a ring, while usually a fair indicator as to a woman's singleness, is no guarantee of single status. Not that Brigitte would try to pretend to be single if she is married... especially after what she said in her vlog. If she is married, there could be a very good reason why she's ringless right now. It could just be that she and hubby are having their rings engraved.

Incidentally, Patrick, I notice things, too. I'm older, but I'm not blind. (Are ANY of Brigitte's fans blind? ...I don't THINK so!)

By the way... corn stalk... that's goood! ;)

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yeah... I'm sure Brigitte and her husband are just getting their rings resized... nice bluff Jim... hey me and a couple of the guys are playing poker tonight... you wanna sit in on a couple hands :)

I forgoted about Brig not liking married dudes... I wander how she feels about guys that are like 6'3" with blonde hair and green eyes... I mean... I'm just saying is all... guys that have like 3 piercings and 2 tats... play drums and ride a motorcycle (we're talking the whole 'bad boy' package here Brig)... guys that are 'just misunderstood' and need 'just the right girl' to come along and... 'fix them'... I'm just saying.

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Hey Jim... if nothing more we're driving up Brigitte's hit count! :)

I'm already working on my list for next weeks FAQ section (you opened up this can of worms Brigitte)... Like... what's your favorite Chuck Norris movie... if you could date any of the in'sync guys (except Lance Bass on account he's gay) who would you date?

The important stuff

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okay that last one was a trick question... all the n'sync guys are gay

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Apropos of nothing in particular-- If I were to blend a new perfume (not likely after reading Patrick Suskind's "Parfum" last year), I would name it Eau Contraire.
WE

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Reading the comments its easy to see why she doesn't respond. ie. Jim Murphy and Patrick. Why don't you two just exchange e-mails and start a fan club already off this site?

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Oh dear, you think they'd weigh the scales and notice that their 'We messed up and implied she's dirty as a rat' scale is heavier than their 'She's perfect pageant material and clean as new fallen snow' scale. Yes I know those scale names were really long. At any rate since this person is supposed to be a role model for children throughout her fine state, not to mention the little wanna be Miss America girls out there, you'd think she or others would have large problems with her having the 'If no one knows about it, it didn't happen attitude'.

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Wind - -

GOOD ONE!

...and of course, the perfume for young ladies who don't want to be stalked by creepy guys (are you listening, Brigitte?):

Eau Gojum Pina Lake

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Lisa - -

Good post... and it brings up the distinction between the questions, "Is there anything in your past about which you feel guilty?" AND "Is there anything about you, the knowledge of which could be used to blackmail you?"

Frankly, no one in the middle of misbehaving (or otherwise doing something of which they would later be ashamed) figures in that moment that they would someday have a greater station in life which would make this moment a total embarrassment.

The solution? Come clean about being dirty. If you admit the truth, you won't have to hide from it! Not that Miss New Jersey has to be the first to give us every sordid detail, but simply saying, "Yeah, that was then; this is now. You can decide to forgive me my past or not..." would probably go a long way to easing her problems.

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