TVSquad

OMGawd you just made my day!
Slam your body down and wind it all around
I get to get my Spice On!
SGFE Spice Girls For Evah!
*Raising the Roof gesture*

The Spice girls are just the Pussy Cat Dolls Lite with a cockney Accent... Less Skanky... More International

Speaking of songs (well... kinda) I wrote you a rap song... see it starts out in black and white with me in a junkyard on top of some old burnt out car... kinda a Speilbergish Post Apocalypse theme... I'm wearing my 'Playa' baseball cap... pimp style... I've got diamonds in my grill... and I'm wearing a white WifeBeater T'shirt ripped across my chest with my left breasticle sticking out... just like Janet Jackson (Miss Jackson if you're nasty)... so here it goes...

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
Yo Brigitte... its your TVSquad Vlog vid
We're gunna party like it's your TVSquad Vlog vid
Gunna sip Bicardi like it's your TVSquad Vlog vid
And we don't give a (insert swear here to acknowledge my gangsta street creds) cause it's your TVSquad Vlog vid

The second verse I call you Brigilicous and talk about your lovely lady vloggy lumps

It's killer!

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brigitte, your stuff is a scream. i enjoy it every day. i wouldn't know all this stuff if you didn't report it. the wit is refreshing. you should get paid big bucks.

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The comments your blog gets are like a car crash. #1 shows that perfectly.

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A lot of creepy obsessed fans frequent the comment section here. But with a face like that is it any surprise?

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Speaking of creepy and obsessed... I couldn't help but to notice that you've found your way back here today and are your usual charming self! ;)

Patrick - -

I... :::shaking my head at a lost cause:::

I'm guessin' that you didn't follow my suggestion and ask your little niece Kaylee's advice on women before you wrote your post. (More's the pity.)

Brigitte - -

So somebody finally threw the book at you, did they?

Free, unlimited martinis for riding on the wing? Uh... that IS a sweet deal... which airline makes that offer??? (I'm inferring that if they cruise at the standard altitude of 32,000 to 35,000 feet, that this also includes an oxygen mask. No?? Oooh, that really WOULD lead to jet lag!)

Spice Girls? Huh! I don't care if they DO speak with a cockney accent... some gal vlogging out in Nebraska is plenty to spice up my day! ;)

Oh, gee. The richest lady in show business is opening up a shop in Chicago to sell over-priced items I'll never have a practical use for??? Well let me stop what I'm doing right now and RUN there! ........NOT! (I'll let Patrick do the running... he seems like he could stand to burn off a little energy.)

I'm feeling better today; hope you are, too. Stay happy!

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...okay...okay...

I gotta be fair.

Kudos, Patrick, for coming up with the term "Brigilicious"!

That one may just catch on!

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Also, cocks.

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