In case you haven't heard, Paris Hilton gets out of jail today. Expect so much coverage on MSNBC, CNN, and FOX News that you'll want to stick pencils in your eyes. But there are people interested in her release, so here's a quick guide:
L.A. braces itself for her release. Our own TMZ will have non-stop coverage (and will probably break all the news before anyone else). Her car was repossessed while she was in prison (anything to keep her off the roads, I say). You can buy Hilton's trash on ebay. And who was Hilton's final visitor at the prison last night? Jericho star Ashley Scott.
And don't forget she'll be on Larry King Live tomorrow night at 9 to talk about her new post-jail life trying to save orphans and dolphins.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-26-2007 @ 10:01AM
Kelly said...
What should Paris do now that she's out of jail? I posted one thought on my blog, The Candy Pitch (www.thecandypitch.com).
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6-26-2007 @ 10:12AM
David said...
I hope she gets hit by a drunk driver and is killed.
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6-26-2007 @ 11:12AM
ac said...
And who exactly are these interested people? I think they should see a doctor to see if they are idiots.
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6-26-2007 @ 12:28PM
La-di-dah said...
Pencils already in my eyes from yesterday, when CNN announced for the umpteenth time that ... aliens are coming (I wish)... that Paris is going to be on LK Live. Why do I bother watching CNN, like an informed person wanna-be?
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6-26-2007 @ 2:46PM
mseve68 said...
And Tom Sizemore is going to jail for 16 months!
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