TVSquad

To answer the question posed in Bob's previous post, no, NBC News did not offer to pay Paris Hilton one million dollars for an interview.

Previously, the New York Post had claimed NBC had outbid ABC for the interview, but NBC News denies this, saying they have never paid for an interview and never will. Still, other networks remain skeptical since Hilton's people have allegedly told them that NBC's Today already has the first interview locked down between Hilton and Meredith Vieira.

Anyway, if NBC ever did want to offer someone a million bucks for an interview, I'd like to volunteer myself. I'm not a hotel heiress and I don't crave the spotlight the way Paris did, but I'm perfectly willing to lie about my friends and loved ones for money. Did you know it was my sister who hid all the WMDs in Iraq, thus making it seem as if Bush had gone to war for no reason? It's true, and here's a photo to prove it:

My sister is anorexic, so it looks like a stick figure I drew in MS Paint, but trust me, it's a real photo. Contact me through this blog and we'll discuss payment arrangements.