Oh I'm all about the 'watching the Brigitte eat an ice cream cone' ... high 5's right back at ya... As to the Style Channel Challenge... Bitch please... my fridge has ketchup... mustard... a half eatin' carrot stick (don't ask) and like 13 bottles of wine coolers... it's On Style Network... it's On!
Speaking as person of the male persuasion, I'd say Mizz Brigitte has a very nice (new?) wardrobe--stylish and feminine without being trendy or weird, and without trying to hard to be sexy. I'd be honored to have her attend my funeral any time! WE
Your FUNERAL??? Dang guy... how old ARE you anyway?
Brigitte - -
Well... summer solstice, and yes, I wore my necktie. It wasn't all that freaking hot here, because I discovered (after I left my windowless office) that it was overcast and beginning to rain.
By the way... when you think it's beginning to rain and you need to confirm that with somebody, always trust the word of a big, bald rat... they're always the first to know. ;)
Gee, Brigitte... you've got mail. I don't expect you to answer my email, but the helpful hints I left you about your website you MIGHT want to take action on.
Actually the concept of someone coming to your house and cooking with what is in your pantry is not a new concept
I hope the producers of that show realise that..
I'm an Aussie so it could have been a local show. Still the fact that I don't remember the details means it wasn't that popular...at least not here.
Lets not delude ourselves about a longtime host leaving and someone else taking their spot and being equally successful. Sure if you want your show to end choose someone confrontational (eg Rosie) or waste of a talented person such as Drew. As you've said, we're the public, we're not stupid!
Enjoy your summer....I'm going to put another jacket on
No, not the wine coolers. It was the fact that the only other contents were ketchup, mustard and a half eaten carrot stick. I imagine that you refrained from mentioning the grayish green thing in the back of the fridge which has gained a life of its own and has even started to move.
I'm also guessing that because you don't have any mayo or a half eaten head of iceberg lettuce, that you've already consumed your bachelor salad.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW... RECIPE FOR BACHELOR SALAD:
Step 1. Shuffle to the refrigerator in your underwear, scratching your butt. Snort for extra effect.
Step 2. Open the door, blinking and squinting at the light from the refrigerator as you do. For best effect, this should be done at midnight with no other lights on.
Step 3. Pull out a head of iceburg lettuce and a jar of mayo out of the refrigerator.
Step 4. Take a cleaver and chop the head of lettuce in half.
Step 5. Pick up one lettuce head half and pour mayo on the inside portion.
Step 6. Voila! Enjoy.
Step 7. To save electricity, close the refrigerator door.
Step 8. Come up with a darn good reason for your roommate as to why you left the other half of the head of lettuce out all last night.
Wow, I wish every day was the Summer Solstice. You do look good in shorts.
I doubt any replacement for Bob Barker will be very successful. Watching Bob on TPIR was the best part of sick days when I was a kid in school (there weren't many channels back then). However, replacement hosts can be successful, even more successful than their originals. Just ask Johnny Carson or John Stewart. Maybe it's a John thing, whats John Leguizamo doing these days?
Okay I'm totally writting down that salad recipe. Only problimo is my refridgerator bulb burnt out last December and I replaced it with one of those big Christmas Tree Bulbs... the red glow is rather festive but does tend to attract low flying aircraft.
Any new news on Smallville Brigitte? You and Kristin Kruek could be sisters... well... she's not as pretty as you... but still.
pssst Jim... was that last compliment too over the top? I'm trying to hit on Brig but still be all stealthy about it... that's how I roll
Well my 6yo, referred to you as the "H" women. I asked him what? He goes "you know the H...T word. I asked again, he goes the H...T word...H..O..T.., I said OK, good eye.
You're trying to hit on Brigitte?? Good luck with that pal. She probably suspects every guy on here is. That's probably why she doesn't respond all that often.
Me? Well... she should probably rather view me in an avuncular way.
It's almost certain that she has someone special, if indeed she isn't married already. (If she DOESN'T have anyone special, the young single guys in the Nebraska vicinity need to have their eyeballs examined.)
Of course, not ALL of her online admirers are hitting on her. "Seeing without feeling the need to possess" is a grand gift!
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6-21-2007 @ 5:28PM
jaerisk said...
do something summery like....watch Brigitte eat an ice cream cone?! Dude yes internet 2.0 high five......nice
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6-21-2007 @ 5:43PM
Patrick said...
Oh I'm all about the 'watching the Brigitte eat an ice cream cone' ... high 5's right back at ya... As to the Style Channel Challenge... Bitch please... my fridge has ketchup... mustard... a half eatin' carrot stick (don't ask) and like 13 bottles of wine coolers... it's On Style Network... it's On!
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6-21-2007 @ 5:46PM
Wind Energy said...
Speaking as person of the male persuasion, I'd say Mizz Brigitte has a very nice (new?) wardrobe--stylish and feminine without being trendy or weird, and without trying to hard to be sexy. I'd be honored to have her attend my funeral any time!
WE
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6-21-2007 @ 6:53PM
Jim Murphy said...
Wind - -
Your FUNERAL??? Dang guy... how old ARE you anyway?
Brigitte - -
Well... summer solstice, and yes, I wore my necktie. It wasn't all that freaking hot here, because I discovered (after I left my windowless office) that it was overcast and beginning to rain.
By the way... when you think it's beginning to rain and you need to confirm that with somebody, always trust the word of a big, bald rat... they're always the first to know. ;)
Gee, Brigitte... you've got mail. I don't expect you to answer my email, but the helpful hints I left you about your website you MIGHT want to take action on.
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6-21-2007 @ 6:56PM
Jim Murphy said...
Patrick - -
Judging from the contents of your refrigerator, you're a bachelor, I'm guessin'....
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6-21-2007 @ 7:11PM
Nyneve said...
Actually the concept of someone coming to your house and cooking with what is in your pantry is not a new concept
I hope the producers of that show realise that..
I'm an Aussie so it could have been a local show. Still the fact that I don't remember the details means it wasn't that popular...at least not here.
Lets not delude ourselves about a longtime host leaving and someone else taking their spot and being equally successful. Sure if you want your show to end choose someone confrontational (eg Rosie) or waste of a talented person such as Drew. As you've said, we're the public, we're not stupid!
Enjoy your summer....I'm going to put another jacket on
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6-21-2007 @ 7:19PM
Patrick said...
Jim - -
It was the wine coolers that gave me away... wasn't it?
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6-21-2007 @ 8:55PM
Jim Murphy said...
Patrick - -
No, not the wine coolers. It was the fact that the only other contents were ketchup, mustard and a half eaten carrot stick. I imagine that you refrained from mentioning the grayish green thing in the back of the fridge which has gained a life of its own and has even started to move.
I'm also guessing that because you don't have any mayo or a half eaten head of iceberg lettuce, that you've already consumed your bachelor salad.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW... RECIPE FOR BACHELOR SALAD:
Step 1. Shuffle to the refrigerator in your underwear, scratching your butt. Snort for extra effect.
Step 2. Open the door, blinking and squinting at the light from the refrigerator as you do. For best effect, this should be done at midnight with no other lights on.
Step 3. Pull out a head of iceburg lettuce and a jar of mayo out of the refrigerator.
Step 4. Take a cleaver and chop the head of lettuce in half.
Step 5. Pick up one lettuce head half and pour mayo on the inside portion.
Step 6. Voila! Enjoy.
Step 7. To save electricity, close the refrigerator door.
Step 8. Come up with a darn good reason for your roommate as to why you left the other half of the head of lettuce out all last night.
Reply
6-21-2007 @ 9:03PM
Elliot said...
Wow, I wish every day was the Summer Solstice. You do look good in shorts.
I doubt any replacement for Bob Barker will be very successful. Watching Bob on TPIR was the best part of sick days when I was a kid in school (there weren't many channels back then). However, replacement hosts can be successful, even more successful than their originals. Just ask Johnny Carson or John Stewart. Maybe it's a John thing, whats John Leguizamo doing these days?
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6-21-2007 @ 10:51PM
Patrick said...
Okay I'm totally writting down that salad recipe. Only problimo is my refridgerator bulb burnt out last December and I replaced it with one of those big Christmas Tree Bulbs... the red glow is rather festive but does tend to attract low flying aircraft.
Any new news on Smallville Brigitte?
You and Kristin Kruek could be sisters... well... she's not as pretty as you... but still.
pssst Jim... was that last compliment too over the top? I'm trying to hit on Brig but still be all stealthy about it... that's how I roll
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6-21-2007 @ 11:36PM
JD said...
Brigitte,
Well my 6yo, referred to you as the "H" women. I asked him what? He goes "you know the H...T word. I asked again, he goes the H...T word...H..O..T.., I said OK, good eye.
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6-22-2007 @ 12:34AM
Jim Murphy said...
Patrick - -
You're trying to hit on Brigitte?? Good luck with that pal. She probably suspects every guy on here is. That's probably why she doesn't respond all that often.
Me? Well... she should probably rather view me in an avuncular way.
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6-22-2007 @ 8:41AM
TK101 said...
Wine coolers? Not only are you a bachelor, you're a bachelor from 1987. Rockin' like Dokken, there pal ;)
As for men hitting on our Miss B...she's likely got someone special (why wouldn't she??) so maybe the hitting on thing is a bit much.
Besides, I saw her first. Zing! Try the veal, I'll be here all week, etc...
Thanks for the vlog, B!
TK
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6-22-2007 @ 9:12AM
Jim Murphy said...
TK - -
It's almost certain that she has someone special, if indeed she isn't married already. (If she DOESN'T have anyone special, the young single guys in the Nebraska vicinity need to have their eyeballs examined.)
Of course, not ALL of her online admirers are hitting on her. "Seeing without feeling the need to possess" is a grand gift!
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6-22-2007 @ 9:17AM
Jim Murphy said...
...oh... and Brigitte...
While going out for ice cream IS INDEED a very summery thing to do, I just HAVE to give this party-pooping response:
THAT'S FIT???
How Many Calories are in a BIG HONKIN' WAFFLE CONE with Sprinkles??? ;) I guess that's your next article.
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