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Brigitte - -

I suppose I should speak up for big bald rats everywhere... not that I'm bald, mind you... I'm just too tall for my hair. Okay, I'm follicularly challenged. Stop laughing... I said follicularly, not the other thing.

At least I don't try to fool anyone including myself by disguising it. I missed out on the university class on Creative Combing 101, but at least I don't look like a wind sock on breezy days.

I guess I'll just have to take that one on the chin.

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Oh I should clarify -- bald isn't bad. I mean, look at Vin Diesel!

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*snickering @ Jim* My dad (the bald guy) just says 'His hair resembles heaven... for there is no parting there'... Now back to the commenting... I say donut double all the time... what's up wid that? As to PeeWee making a cumback (sorry... I had to... it was out there)... How sad is this... I still remember most of the lyrics to Pee Wee's Playhouse. So let me leave you with...
Get outta bed, there'll be no more nappin'! (Wake up!)
'Cause you've landed in a place where anything can happen -
Now we've given you fair warnin'!
It's gonna be that kind of mornin' -
For bein' wacky!
For getting nutty!
Golly, it's cuckoo!
At Pee-wee's Playhouse!

Oh... and Brigette looks stunning in that Pink top!
Gawd I need a girlfriend!

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I don't know why I remember this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H93QyHagAAM

je je

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You are sooooooooo cute!

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Non-creepy Pee Wee? What's the point?

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Brigitte - -

Nice save! ;)

Some men like me, seeing that there is no aesthetic significance to the little amount that remained atop, decided to shave it off. I've never looked back.

Sometimes, though, I'm tempted to get a temporary tatoo for my scalp that reads, "YOUR AD HERE".

Actually, only those who are still in the process of balding feel bad about it. Most of us who have long since partially resembled a cue ball (and I started losing my mane at the age of 19) have learned to grin and bear it... except for that crazy comb-over crowd. Who do they think they're kidding, anyway?

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...oh, and Patrick...

That's my other excuse... it's not that I'm bald, it's just that I have a very VERY wide part in the middle! ;)

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Sorry Brigitte Vin Diesel is gay, and I'll gladly take him. :)

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David - -

According to http://www.nndb.com, a website which gives you the poop on every well-known celebrity, Vin Diesel is straight, although your suggestion that he's gay is not the first I've seen.

I've never seen him in anything, so I have no opinion as to his orientation. I do have an opinion as to his hairstyle, though. According to various hits on Google Image, he seems to be a binge balder. He doesn't seem to be able to make up his mind as to whether or not he wants to shave his head or wear nubs....

Frankly, I don't see any point to nubs. I mean... if you're going to cut it THAT close... closer than an Army crew cut... why not finish the job and keep it that way??? MAKE UP YOUR MIND, VIN!!!

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...oh... and Brigitte...

If baldness really DOES secretly turn you off, maybe you should get me a powdered wig for Christmas! ;)

That Big Bald Rat,
Jim

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Didn't he come out and say "Does it matter if I am or not"? That's code for "I like dick". :)

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Paul is a good guy...I'd have no problem with his comeback. Plus, he's from Sarasota, FL, my second home town (Players Theater of Sarasota veterans stick together!)

And though I have the beginnings of thinning hair, I took no offense to your comments about the big bald rat. That judge IS a big bald rat.

Oh, and you are adorable and witty as ever. We are lucky to have you, Miss Brigitte!

TK

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TK - -

Oh, I didn't REALLY take offense at Brigitte's "Big Bald Rat" comment. I saw the comment as a great set up!

That Big Bald Rat,

Jim

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...oh, and one more thing, TK...

Since you're thinning, let me tell you a few of POSITIVE points about going bald.

1. It tends to take away a man's vanity, and in a woman's world, there's only room enough for ONE person with vanity.

2. You can learn a whole bunch of baldy jokes as you further develop your sense of humor, and beat people to the punch by delivering them yourself.

3. Believe it or don't, some women recognize balding as a particularly masculine thing to do.

Having said all that, excuse me while I don my powdered wig! ;)

Ratifying Bigness and Baldness,

Jim

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My goodness, Jim, settle down. In a story about Paul Reuben, one doesn't need to try and out-creepy him. No one cares this much about your views on baldness.

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hub - -

I know you want me to say I'm sorry, so here goes:

I'm sorry...
...that you think the way you do, and that you get so creeped out by what any other guest posts here. You're perfectly free to ignore my posts, and should it be objectively considered that I'm getting out of hand, Brigitte's blog moderator can remove my posts.

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...oh... and just between you, me and the lamp post... I don't consider Pee Wee Herman/Paul Reuben worth the effort to comment on. If you think that story represents the entirety of Brigitte's post, I invite you to view it again. ;)

Also... flaming perfect strangers is so 1990's. You'd be smart to lighten up and keep it friendly. :) Have a nice day!

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