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Five reasons why Rosie O'Donnell can't host The Price is Right

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Rosie about to say a dirty wordRosie O'Donnell has been campaigning very heavily to be the new host of The Price is Right. Personally I can't think of a worse choice for the job. I'm sure I will ruffle plenty of feathers with this list but if I can do anything to make sure she doesn't replace Bob Barker, it's worth making enemies.

5. She is too self-absorbed to care about the contestants.
Rosie can't stop talking about herself long enough to run a show like TPIR. With her as the host, Viewers would be lucky to get to see on spin of the wheel.

4. She looks too unattractive next to Barker's Beauties.
I know this comes down to personal preference but there was something very classy about Bob in the middle of those beautiful ladies. Rosie would stick out like a lesbian in a punch bowl.

3. She insists on revealing too much personal information.
I don't care what is going on at Rosie's house or what her kids are doing or what crappy musical she wants to be in next. The host of TPIR needs to be all about the game not about Tom Cruise.

2. She'll change her sign off every week.
Rosie is passionate about too many different subjects to stick to one sign off. One week it'll be, "Help ban automatic weapons!" and the next week she'll say. "Help reveal the 9/11 conspiracy," then a week later, she'll switch to "Go see Rent before it closes."

1. If I have to watch her five days a week, I'll neuter myself.
While this will probably be preferable to most of my readers, I'd prefer not to have to go this route. However, I'd rather go under the knife instead of being forced to watch such an unfunny and uninteresting person host my favorite game show.

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