Studio 60!
I'm kidding. Readers just love it when I mention that show.
I'm talking about the shows created by The TV Show Pitch Generator. Just click on the "Pitch It" button and it will randomly create a new show for you. Most of them are better than the stuff that's been announced for this fall. It's too bad they don't have an option where you can actually create the cast/plot yourself, but it's pretty fun. My favorites are after the jump.
A talking polar bear who works for the FBI falls in love with a taste tester who's a zombie. Stars Jenna Jameson and Bea Arthur. Genre: Mini-Series
Hmmm...but who would play which part?
An angel with a heart of gold can't stand a drug smuggler who only speaks in pig latin. Stars Vanilla Ice and John Larroquette. Genre: Drama
Possible title: Eighway-Hey to Eaven-Hey
A supermodel who's really a ghost stalks a gardner who hunts other people for sport. Stars Ben Stein and Lindsey Wagner. Genre: Action
This would actually work. It has supermodels and ghosts in it, and both are really hot right now. It would be great to see the former Bionic Woman on TV again.
A boxing kangaroo with leprosy marries a mime who can see the future. Stars Daniel Stern and Daniel Day Lewis. Genre: Action
This is so crazy it just might work. It's Medium meets Cirque de Soleil meets...well, a show with a boxing kangaroo. I doubt Day-Lewis would do it though, he's too busy with movies.
Six shows that I am watching pretty regularly this season
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5-29-2007 @ 9:02AM
h8rain said...
I always wonder where they came up with some of the crap that is on TV.
Now I know, and as a great cartoon used to tell me, "Knowing is half the battle"
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5-29-2007 @ 9:34AM
kel said...
Speaking of new series, whatever happened to Nobody's Watching?
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5-29-2007 @ 9:45AM
DebR said...
I think this one would be a runaway hit:
"A psychiatrist with ties to terrorists travels back in time with a gynecologist with a photographic memory. Stars Sarah Chalke and Bob Uecker. Genre: Action"
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5-29-2007 @ 10:37AM
bearxor said...
A blimp pilot with narcolepsy has a baby with a clown who wrestles alligators. Stars Robert Loggia and Robert Loggia. Genre: Sci-Fi
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5-29-2007 @ 11:06AM
Torgo said...
Time to dust of the bookshelf...here come the Emmys:
A starship captain with ties to terrorists manages a little league team with a professional umpire who is in the klu klux klan. Stars Rutger Hauer and Rick Springfield. Genre: Mini-Series
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5-29-2007 @ 12:50PM
Hugeliver said...
Last night my choices were:
Supernanny
The Wedding Crashers
Miss Universe
On the Lot
Wife Swap
The Ex-Wives Club
WTF is with these shows!? Mark Burnett must die!!
WHAT the hell happened to my Monday nights!?>!!?? THIS is what passes as entertainment??
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5-29-2007 @ 3:17PM
patrick said...
I still want to see sara m. from twop's idea of evil nurse brenna and the night janitor with the backwards pants from House solve crime.
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5-29-2007 @ 4:06PM
Colin said...
A jockey who can turn anything into gold opens an erotic bakery with a drug lord who is accused of a murder. Stars Billy Barty and Christopher Walken. Genre: Sci-Fi
Christopher Walken running an erotic bakery? I would totally watch that. Instant hit right there.
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5-29-2007 @ 6:03PM
Mike said...
Hey, thanks for the mention! We're just waiting for a TV network to sign us to a development deal.
Mike and Joe
http://www.generatorland.com
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