
(S02E22) OK, folks... those of you who skipped reading my interview with Carter Bays because you were afraid you were going to accidentally read one of the spoilers he dropped for this episode, you can now go back and read the whole thing.
Anyway, things turned out kind of like we all expected, didn't they? Not to give anything away before the jump, but the signs that the show was heading in this direction were all there for us to see. But it was the execution of that conclusion that made this a very satisfying finale that, hopefully, will be the introduction for a very interesting third season.
You've got to give Bays, Thomas, and the writing staff credit for teasing out the Ted and Robin story in this episode. In fact, you have to give them credit for the way they treated their story the entire season; only a handful of episodes focused on their relationship, and any barriers they may have had to cross -- including the one that ultimately broke them up -- were borne out of the nature of their personalities, not some contrivance that's thrown into the script for the sole purpose of keeping them apart (hear that, Gilmore Girls writers?).
But back to the break-up story. Admit it; you were sitting on the edge of your seat, right along with Barney, as Ted and Robin described the ins and outs of their anniversary evening, weren't you? First they were going to break up, then Ted was going to move to Argentina with Robin, then Robin might be pregnant, then finally we learn that they ended up splitting. Every time the story got interrupted, either by Marshall and Lily's quest for food at their own wedding, or the videographer, or some other nuisance, I gritted my teeth in frustration just like Barney did, always happy to hear Ted say the words, "Barney... story's not over."Even though this wasn't a very Barney-centric episode, his reactions to the story were great, from his initial pleadings to "tell people what?" to the final Best Barneyism of the season: "This is the 12th most worried I've been that someone is pregnant." Runner up? His knowledge of Argentina's current events, because "I hooked up with an Argentinian exchange student in a Port-A-John outside Yankee Stadium. Man, she was chatty."
So now we know why Ted and Robin were covered in tomato sauce in the "Showdown" episode. And, as Carter told me, they had to reshoot some of that episode's scenes, because the ones in Robin's apartment still had the blue French horn up on the mantle, and we know what happened with that. Of course, the horn is the symbol of the Ted/Robin relationship, so when they brought it back to the bistro (did Ted not think the people at Carmichael's would recognize him), you knew things were really over.
But the negotiation to get to that point was really well-written; this wasn't an acrimonious break-up where people are hurt and someone's yelling "we were on a break!" or all of a sudden realizing, "I don't love her!" (hear that, Scrubs writers?) It was two people who love each other, and will continue to love each other, knowing that they want different things out of their lives. It was one of the most mature break-ups I've ever seen on TV, and it bodes well for a season three that's not going to be full of Ted and Robin hating each other and making Barney, Marshall, and Lily choose sides. Heck, Marshall and Lily's break-up had more tension than this one did. Who would have predicted that at the beginning of the season?
Ah, season three. If it happens, it's going to be fun. Ted, slightly more cynical about love and romance, having fun with Barney as his wingman. Not wanting to find "the one" for right now, the Ted of season three is going to be the opposite of the sad-sacky one we had to put up with in season one. And I'm sure he'll be a lot more interesting. I loved the way the guys ended the episode and the season, with Barney saying: "Ted, my boy, this is going to be legend... wait for it..."
More fun:
- Marshall and Lily are going to be a fun married couple, aren't they? He loves that she burps "yes" after drinking a bunch of Champagne just to get to the strawberries in the glass. Also, their effort to have a cliche-free wedding (aside from the "doin' it in the reception hall bathroom" part) was a valiant one... until Lily got drunk, that is. Then she was a cliche machine.
- That wait staff at the Van Smoot house are a bunch of taskmasters, aren't they? When it's time for the next course, it's time for the next course, even if you're the bride and groom.
- Barney did a great job using the couple's desire for food to their advantage, sending them away to get phantom mini-quiches and go to a nonexistent chocolate fountain so he can hear Ted and Robin's story. Cruel but hilarious, especially Lily's disgusted reaction to the first diversion: "Mini-quiche. You're a mega-douche!"
- Marshall was more excited about having his way with the pepper-crusted rack of lamb than doing the same with Lily. He's ready for marriage, that's for sure.
- Kudos to the writers to have the cliched "ring in the bottom of the Champagne glass" engagement be for someone else. It was a clever way to bring out the fact that their relationship had an expiration date.
- Marshall's love of the Loch Ness Monster pops up again: Ted tells Marshall to say hi to him during his Scottish honeymoon, and Marshall responds: "Nessie's a she, Ted, come on..."
- Marshall's sincere recitation of First Corinthians, followed by everyone going "Lame. Put it on the list."
- Maybe Lily and Marshall should take the last name "Awesome." I want to see them have two kids called Totally and Freakin'.
- Very nice of Ranjit not to watch. That's what friends do, right? Thankfully all the bride and groom wanted to do was go to Weinerburger.
- Barney was sincerely bummed that Ted and Robin broke up. Wow. Who do you think has grown the most this season: Ted or Barney?
- How great did Cobie Smulders look in this episode? Maybe it was the boots. Or the tomato sauce. Can't really say.
Marshall: "Everytime we get near the food, we're getting cocktail-weiner-blocked."
Ted: "I would have stolen you a whole orchestra."
Marshall: "Hey Stinson... don't lie to a man about a chocolate fountain."
Robin: "I don't want to have kids in Argentina."
Ted: "I don't want to have kids in Argentina."
Ted: "Time to get the horn back to the bistro."
Robin: "Oh, Ted, I don't think I can go again; that tuckered me out..."
Ted: "Not a euphemism."

OK, I think I've pretty much gone over this episode from top to bottom. But I liked it that much. This was a really funny, well-done finale to a really funny, well-done season. I'm giving it a 7, our highest rating. We'll find out on Wednesday if it's a season or series finale. I truly hope it's the former.












Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
5-14-2007 @ 9:12PM
lorilei13 said...
Ok, I know it's lame, but I was still secretly holding out hope that the mom was going to end up being Robin. Dangit. Does this mean she's going to be gone? I knew it couldn't be, but still.......(deep sigh)
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5-14-2007 @ 9:29PM
KMF said...
It was legend-. . . Wait for it. . . Lets hope we don't have to wait for it forever, and that we'll have a third season for it to be -ary.
I'm glad Robin and Ted broke up, Robin's a great gal pal, not a 'mother'. Plus it wouldn't be a show if Ted found 'the one' so fast. . .
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5-14-2007 @ 9:39PM
simple said...
Anyone know the music featured at the end of this episode?
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5-14-2007 @ 9:41PM
Chris Wyant said...
BRA-VO Bays and Thomas! Seriously.
This was such a fantastic episode and a stunning finale, be it season or series. They really came full circle didn't they? The restaurant, the blue horn, Ranjeet... I think these guys are fantastic storytellers who put a creative twist on age-old devices. I was just so satisfied at the end of this episode. I want a third season, but I'm really happy with what they gave us. If this was the last episode ever, I'm equally satisfied. And I'm also glad they didn't have a hokey "and that's when I saw her" moment. I'm much happier knowing that Ted eventually finds the woman who wants the same things he does than if we saw a face and sentimental music. I even think it would have been disrespectful to the good aspects of Ted and Robin's relationship.
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5-14-2007 @ 10:01PM
Darien said...
I knew it wasn't Robin (or else he wouldn't have referred to her as "aunt Robin" throughout the first year, but the ending still seemed false... they were happy and then splat! I just didn't feel true to the characters. If that's it for the series, then it sucked (it was "how i met your mother" not how I met a series of women who turned out not to be your mother).
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5-14-2007 @ 10:26PM
Sylvia Cortez said...
Great review! I thought this episode stayed very true to the characters, we could pretty much see this coming after their failed attempt to move in together. I love this show, I hope it's coming back...I don't know if I can take another loss after Arrested Development last year!
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5-14-2007 @ 10:39PM
Eric said...
And what was the song playing during Robin and Ted's break up?
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5-14-2007 @ 10:41PM
nukethewhalesagain said...
I thought it was a great episode, though I hoped for a better payoff. I knew they would break up eventually so I hoped that this was something bigger.
One thing though, I wonder if the kids are ever going to come back. I know they were probably going to be older and look different but I still thought they could put it off by this being a story he tells them several different times.
I hope we get to meet the mother soon. I still think it would be great if it was the slutty pumpkin.
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5-14-2007 @ 10:51PM
MacGuffin said...
Good way to wrap up the Ted and Robin relationship. Well done. This could have been the series finale and I would have been satisfied, it was so well done.
Maybe Ted will quit being such a wimp . . . then he can get all he wants. He is my least favorite character and is usually the most boring of all the story lines, which of course, is weird considering that the show is about him.
This continues to be the best comedy on broadcast TV (Entourage is the best overall).
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5-14-2007 @ 10:55PM
justin said...
The great thing about How I Met Your Mother is we all know what was going to happen with Ted and Robin, so it becomes all about how they do it. And they do it so well.
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5-14-2007 @ 11:00PM
Roxie said...
i truely love this show and the SEASON finale. Its amazing and heartbreaking if it doesnt come back
the finale .... oh the finale
i couldnt ask for more..........except another season
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5-14-2007 @ 11:04PM
Troy Hoshor said...
Did anyone else yell "-DARY!" after the end of this episode besides me?
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5-14-2007 @ 11:26PM
Darren said...
I'm not sure what's going to happen with Coby, but if she does live in all these other places, then she could be gone. I really hope not because she is the best!
This was an awesome episode. Can't wait to hear that it was renewed for sure for next year
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5-14-2007 @ 11:36PM
BigTed said...
If this show continues and we do meet the mother, she's going to have to be pretty freakin' awesome not to be competing with Ted's memory of the one he let get away.
One other thing.... What's with the continuing fetishization of smoking in this show? It's really gross.
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5-15-2007 @ 12:04AM
Cyberphin said...
Your recap/review was dead on. I was over at a friends watching it because one of our mutual friends was having marital/life difficulties, and we were waiting on him.
I was one of those who was hoping we could retcon out the Aunt Robin references made early in the series. But this is the way life really goes.
I have 2 ex's that became friends later. I'll be interested to see how they deal with the awkwardness of, yeah we know it wouldn't work between us but we still don't have the one that does work for us. Having shared an intimate part of themselves but now are two steps back from that is difficult.
But it's not the venomous breakup we normally see, and very few people are mature enough to see it at the time. I kept thinking about the fight they had when they didn't move in together. That was the real fight, and they just had to get to that point where they realized what that fight was really about.
On a lighter note I died laughing when Marshal spun off 1 Corinthians 13. I've had to read that at one too many weddings I've officiated. And I can say Barney did a superb job last episode of officiating.
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5-15-2007 @ 12:22AM
Sarah said...
I just wanted to say this was one of the best, most concise reviews I've read. Thanks, it made the show that much more enjoyable.
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5-15-2007 @ 12:49AM
Justin said...
Great, great review. This episode topped 'Come On' which I didn't think was possible. I have nothing more to add. I love this show. These characters seem so real.
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5-15-2007 @ 2:24AM
Justin said...
Yeah does anybody know that song that was playing during the break up scenes? I searched for the lyrics but couldnt find it :(
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5-15-2007 @ 2:52AM
Toolman said...
Just watched one of the writers on Fox redeye talking about a third season, so maybe it will be?
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5-15-2007 @ 4:00AM
mike m said...
Joel, you know I appreciate your work, unlike some others, but you did have an editorial problem in this post. You said:
"So now we know why Ted and Barney were covered in tomato sauce in the "Showdown" episode."
but it was ted and ROBIN, not barney...that would have been a little.....odd? I know its a minor detail. You're spot on in the review, but there's still an error...
On the issue of the ep, i thought it was great. You really did say it all.
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