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"Mess O'Potamia": Islamic radicals attempted to start trouble at Fort Dix. Too bad Fort Dix has weapons... and people that know how to use those weapons. Also, Dick Cheney paid a visit to Iraq. Before Jon even said anything, I already thought that Cheney looked absolutely evil, sitting with his hands folded in that black, leather chair. Something even more terrifying was that Palestinian children's show, teaching Jihad. I actually felt my eyes widen. Even "Dr. Bagelman's Hour of Hate" couldn't soothe me.

"Youth Spotting Expert": Demetri Martin shared his views on the popularity of video resumes. As always, Martin was hysterical. His video resume was great, but I loved his interactions with Jon the most.

The night's guest was Michael Beschloss, author of Presidential Courage: Brave Leaders and How They Changed America 1789-1989. I thought this interview was pretty solid, but it was nothing remarkable. Beschloss rolled well with Jon's jokes and questions.

Jon/Stephen: None. Probably because Stephen needed to prep for his awesome interview with Jane Fonda. Damn, before he could even start asking questions, she crawled right onto his lap and kissed him. That woman is bold. BOLD, I SAY. Moment of Zen: Cheney is just an eyepatch and/or cape away from being a full-on super-villain.