TVSquad

Sorry for the late post, folks, but it's Finals week and I'm up to my eyeballs in anxiety. Jon Stewart doesn't have to deal with Finals and work in a studio until 5:00 AM. All he has to do is produce, write, and present a show four days a week. Lazy bastard.

Anyway, Hillary Clinton is making the entertainment show rounds, side-by-side with Britney "Hey, y'all! There are flowers on my boobies!" Spears. It was disturbing to see her act giddy about shoes... I mean, I know she's a woman and all, but... she's Hillary Clinton. "Oh, my God. Hillary Clinton is running as Cathy."

"Mess O' Potamac": Bush vetoed the Democrats' precious bill, so the Democrats flipped out and staged a little play, while Bush smugly bragged about his super-vetoing powers.

Cam'ron, wearing his best baggy shirt and baddest bling, had a sweet little "stop snitching" chat with Anderson Cooper, saying that he wouldn't even turn in a serial killer if he found one living next door. Black Correspondent Larry Wilmore stopped by to talk about the "stop snitching" scene. It's all about selling records and a special code of "effix". Dude, I currently live in Baltimore, home of "stop snitching". It's weird to have that hanging in the air.

The night's guest was Ted Koppel, from Koppel on Discovery, promoting his new special "Living with Cancer". Ted and Jon are so BFF, you guys. I found the interview pretty interesting. Koppel seemed very passionate about this new special.

Jon/Stephen: Stephen Colbert's super-giddy. That face he made at the very end was precious. Moment of Zen: Hillary Clinton and I are going shoe-shopping.