(S06E20) *Warning, spoilers from the latest episode ahead.*
There were a number of unhinged people populating 24 in the 20th hour. There were tears. There was betrayal. Sex. Intrigue. An evil doctor. And, oh yeah, a potential U.S.-Russian military skirmish after CTU accidentally botched a plan to recover a Russian defense component from the Chinese that Jack Bauer had handed over.
Just your average day in 24-land.
Thankfully, there was a heck of a lot more of Jack in this episode as well as some action, albeit low-keyed action that was confined to darkened CTU corridors, though there was enough story during this hour to keep me entertained.
So, let's start with the sex, shall we?
I know that after all my complaining about the nasty Oval Office scene last week between Acting President Noah Daniels and his aide Lisa Miller this is going to sound odd, but I actually found myself feeling sorry for the horny guy in this episode. He was but a poor, lonely widower last year when, while working late one evening, one thing led to another and he found himself seduced by Miller's wily ways. Unfortunately for Daniels, Miller has also been throwing it around with a Washington lobbyist who is, as Daniels' bad luck would have it, leaking info to the Russians. During this hour, lobbyist Mark Bishop used his tryst with Miller as cover so he could download Miller's e-mails from her PDA and fish for intel. Bishop (yes Stargate fans, I know the lobbyist is Michael Shanks!) waited until Miller went to freshen up before calling his Russian contact, whom he'd apparently already informed about the Chinese getting their hands on the Russian defense technology, prompting Russian President Yuri Suvarov to threaten Daniels with military retribution if CTU didn't get the circuit board back.
The look on Daniels' face was absolutely priceless when Chief of Staff Tom Lennox told him he'd traced the intel leak to Miller, and from Miller to Bishop, with whom Lennox said he was convinced Miller was sleeping. Daniels' shock was matched by the horror all over Lennox's face when Daniels replied, "Then we have a bigger problem than you think Tom, because I'm sleeping with her too."
Ay carumba.
Daniels then staged an interesting reprise of last week's lascivious scene when he circled Miller in the Oval Office and whispered in her ear. Only this time, Daniels was a jealous, angry man ("You didn't just betray me, you betrayed your country!"), who threatened her with being declared an enemy combatant and thrown into solitary confinement if she didn't follow orders exactly by telling Bishop that the Americans had recovered the Russian component. If Daniels were a cartoon character, the illustrator would've drawn pitch black steam pouring from his ears.
Speaking of cartoons . . . over at CTU, Chloe O'Brian wept in a hallway as her ex-husband Morris continued sulking because she insulted him during the last episode by snidely telling him he should avoid assisting terrorists by arming nuclear weapons for them. After their spat, Morris requested a transfer, but new CTU chief Nadia Yassir wisely told Morris to grow the hell up. "You're asking me to indulge your personal melodrama," she said to Morris as she denied the transfer and told him to go back to work. Later, when Chloe confronted Morris, he told her he could no longer work with her. "There's a line, darling, and you crossed it," Morris said. ". . . It's over. There's no going back. We're done." Morris touched her face as she cried. HEL-LO weren't they "done" when they signed their divorce papers years ago? What's left to be "over?" This part of the episode seemed completely useless.
I did, however, like the scenes featuring Jack, Mike "The Brawler" Doyle and the non-responsive Audrey Raines, fresh from being tortured by the Chinese. The White House -- under pressure to get the Russian component before the Russian president takes military action -- dispatched an evil doctor (Dr. Bradley) to shock Audrey's system with drugs in order to extract any usable intel on Cheng Zhi and the Russian circuit board's location. There was a ton of pressure on Nadia to deliver info ASAP, regardless of whether the drugs killed Audrey. This outraged Doyle who thought that Jack should've been given the chance to talk with Audrey first, seeing as though they were both tortured by the same dudes. Evil Dr. Bradley nixed this, saying that Jack would just agitate Audrey, and Nadia went along with the doc. As roguish Doyle flouted Nadia' directives and removed Jack's handcuffs, he told his idol to make it look as though he overpowered Doyle in order to escape and save Audrey from the treatment. (Yes, I cheered when Jack slammed the smug hack Bradley into the wall, though I wished he'd used a tad bit more force.)
While alone for a few minutes in a locked room with Audrey before CTU forces apprehended them, Jack was able to connect with her, even though her only response was to grasp his hand and to utter the word, "Bloomfield." Unlike last week's exchange between Jack and Audrey, this one seemed more genuine and heartfelt. I think much of that had to do with the fact that Jack seemed like an emotional wreck during many of his scenes. "I love you with all my heart," he said as they embraced and she silently reached for his hand. 'Twas believable.
The killer moment of this episode -- and the one that left a giant question mark hovering over my head -- was the sudden appearance of former Secretary of Defense James Heller, Audrey's father, who apparently did NOT die last year when his car plunged off the side of a cliff. After checking on Audrey, Heller went to see Jack and told him to never go near Audrey again. (Random questions: Heller was just hangin' in LA? How did he get to CTU so fast? Audrey's only been in CTU hands for less than an hour. Who called him?) "What's happened to her is your fault," Heller fumed at his former staffer. ". . . I'm warning you, stay away. You're cursed Jack. Everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead."
As Heller left the room, Jack looked as though he was going to cry.
And the clock ticked to the end of the hour.

On the fantabulously original TV Squad 7-point scale, I'm giving this episode a 5.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
5-01-2007 @ 12:38AM
mike m said...
I give it a 2.
I'm a so tired of the crap 24 has been giving us. Does anyone remember season 1 and 2? or 3 for that matter?
My point is they were fantastic, nonstop thrill rides that were more realistic, if realism is at all possible in the 24 universe, than the crap they've been giving us for the past 2 years...they keep writing themselves into holes and it shows......
it's becoming soap opera- ish...and that isn't good.
Jack needs to go out and shoot some random people in the head...and those random people need to be the current writers.
but that's just my opinion, i could be wrong...
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5-01-2007 @ 1:08AM
Jonathan Myers said...
I have to agree with Mike M. 24 has become soft, and there's too much time spent wading through painfully bad dialogue (did anyone else catch the speech between Nadia and Mike? "You did the right thing when you had to." UGGGGhHhhhhh...) to get to a new subplot that is nothing more than a rehash of the earlier seasons.
It's tough to keep a show with this sort of concept fresh, and let's just say that this episode reeks like Sunday's fish.
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5-01-2007 @ 1:17AM
Mike said...
More soap opera dreck. First they bring back Audrey from the dead to advance the something/anything story and now the dead Dad is back, too. ANYTHING to limp into the home stretch. I'm only watching for Nadia/Marisol now.
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5-01-2007 @ 1:41AM
JW said...
"Help me, Jack. Please don't let them do this to me."
I think the chinese replaced Audrey with a cheap knock-off. An Audreybot or an iAudrey.
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5-01-2007 @ 2:01AM
Viv said...
I never thought i would like Noah Daniels. He is turning out to be pretty good. Even Mike the brawler doyle did some good deeds today.
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5-01-2007 @ 2:06AM
Nick said...
I guess the appearance of Papa Heller was meant to answer the question of whether this season of 24 could get any worse. He said Jack was cursed?!?!? The same Jack who saved his life?? And it was Jack's fault that poor "Audie" went to China? Yeesh.
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5-01-2007 @ 2:08AM
Connie: said...
So the Russians are terrified that the Chinese have this chippy thing because it puts their defences at risk. And their response -- immediately move troops to attack a US military base. Gee, makes perfect sense to me.
Not that any of that is really important. In this new soap opera version of 24, we have far more pressing issues to consider. Just consider:
Chloe and Morris: is the split for real? Gosh, I hope not.
And did I notice a spark between Nadia and Doyle? That would be great!
And those tender scenes between Jack and Audrey: they were Hallmark moments, every one.
My heart aches whenever I see poor Karen, thinking of the pain she must be feeling over Bill.... and speaking of Mr. B, I am concerned about his emotional state, the poor man must be devastated. Hope he doesn't do anything rash.
And like our reviewer Meredith, I do so feel for poor widower Noah Daniels, brutally betrayed by the woman he loved.
I hope the writers fix this Chinese/Russia business quickly, so they can devote the rest of the season to resolving these other, far more exciting plot points.
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5-01-2007 @ 2:19AM
Allie said...
I agree with you Nick, the Heller rant against Jack seemed lame and totally unjustified. Unless....
What if Heller is a baddy, anxious to wisk Audrey away before Jack or someone else at CTU gets a chance to get info from her?
I would hate it if they turn Heller into a villain, but with all the other lame stuff the writers have done this season, I wouldn't put it past them.
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5-01-2007 @ 2:24AM
Mickey said...
The Russians are going to attack the Americans because they feel threatened by the Chinese! Gimme a break.
This sorry season is no longer limping to the finish line. It's crawling.
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5-01-2007 @ 2:34AM
BigTed said...
It's funny how fast they're rushing through the events of these last few shows. Instead of them spending hours trying to figure out who the leak is, in the course of half an episode we find out right away that Lisa is sleeping with a spy, then Tom figures it out, and he tells Daniels, and Daniels admits that he's been sleeping with her, and he confronts Lisa about it. It's almost as if the writers are as anxious to get this year's story line over with as we are.
Doesn't it seem as if Doyle should be Jack's brother instead of Graem? They look alike, they're both tough-but-tender heroes who are willing to break the rules.... Maybe Jack's dad has some secrets we haven't heard about yet.
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5-01-2007 @ 7:14AM
khamlin said...
This season reminds me of the Overstuffed Burrito. It looks good from the outside but ultimately is hard to swallow. I think this show and it's fabulous concept is trying to see how many subplots they can stuff into a storyline. This leads to resolution of the subplots in a very not fulfilling manner.
And if you thought the earlier seasons were asking the viewer the push the envelope of realism, then this season is simply mocking how far we've come. These people are superhumans, they're machines, or aliens!!! I've looked back at some of the earlier episodes of this season and was amazed at how this story started. I found myself saying "oh, I thought that was from season 5". End to end, it's just too much.
In the words of Emperor Joseph II when he told Mozart that his opera simply had "too many notes" for the human ear to hear, I would really like to see 24 go back to fewer subplots and unbelievable resolutions and focus on deeper character development. I'm finding myself missing the complexity of someone like Sherry Palmer.
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5-01-2007 @ 8:28AM
Hugeliver said...
LOL I agree with ALL comments. Especially the "overstuffed burrito" comparison. You SURE Jack was in this episode? Is Kiefer just part time now or what??
It WAS pretty brutal though when Heller told Jack that everything he touches dies. THAT was nasty and I felt truly horrible for Jack.
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5-01-2007 @ 8:47AM
Joe said...
I can't believe nobody has mentioned it yet, but we found out last season that James Heller didn't die in the crash. It was Audrey's one ray of hope in the $h!t day she had. I think she found out soon after Henderson slit her wrists and she got back to CTU.
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5-01-2007 @ 8:54AM
Matthew said...
I couldn't disagree with you folks more. I have been with 24 since Day 1 (never missed an episode in 6 years). I think this season has been a little "off" but not to the point of disbanding the show all together. Some of the best shows in TV history have had off years and lived on. The problem is that 24 has been so good that the expectation has become so high...almost unattainable.
A person has to remove one word from their mind when watching 24 - plausible. Just let things be, enjoy the twists even if they are not realistic or more than that - what you want to happen.
I thought last nights episode was very good. A lot of drama (which by the way is an integral part of 24 - it's not just a shoot 'em up and blow 'em show). I like where they have taken Jack this year. Look real close and they are developing a very broken man for you. I enjoyed seeing Heller return (I knew it was coming and it does bring up some questions). The Nadia/Doyle seasons were good as well.
I guess I am a fan boy and always will be. 24 is not as bad as everyone thinks it is.
Carp
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5-01-2007 @ 9:08AM
bigmac said...
I think somebody needs to take a drill bit to the shoulder blade of the writers or 24 and demand better product. This series used to be "no interuptions allowed" TV at my house but it's getting tired......much like the Sopranos this season. Both series have ran out of believeable subplots.
Peace!
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5-01-2007 @ 9:11AM
Big D said...
re: "(Random questions: Heller was just hangin' in LA? How did he get to CTU so fast? Audrey's only been in CTU hands for less than an hour. Who called him?) "
Not that it gave him a lot more time, but CTU knew Audrey Raines was in play before they recovered her from the Chinese.
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5-01-2007 @ 9:45AM
Mel said...
The last 10 minutes seemed tacked on. One thing 24 does well each time is to string along a scenario until it's well and ready to be shown. It just seemed to me the end was added in last minute to make up for (if it's even possible) an even worst episode cliffhanger.
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5-01-2007 @ 9:51AM
colby said...
my $0.02 ...
- for everyone saying the show has become too "soapy" ... get a clue. it's ALWAYS been that way. Carlos (Tony Almeida) Bernard summed that up in a Season 2 commentary, saying something to the extent that, on paper, it's about as soap-opera-ish as a show can get without being broadcast on a weekday afternoon : P
- James Heller. Loved the fact that he appeared out of absolutely nowhere ... no intro music (fans of the show have seen numerous times), no wide shot of him coming into CTU ... he simply pops in from out of frame. That aside, Mr. Secretary, you're dead to me. I'm hoping Jack has a reason to do away with you by season's end. Or perhaps Cromwell well come back to dispense of you.
- Poor Powers Boothe. But I gotta say the writers did do him some justice. His character could have become so one-dimensional ... but after the last few episodes, he's been pretty well developed.
Thoughts ... comments?
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5-01-2007 @ 10:12AM
Jake said...
I have not been a fan of this year's 24 day aside from the first few episodes. This episode while not perfect, flet more like a 24 episode than pretty much the last 16 episodes. Yes it was soapy, but there was actually a point to the soapiness this time. With Chloe and Morris,it was worthwhile because what she said was very harsh. It was interesting to see Chloe's brashness finally go over the line. And the lobbysit spy thing was great as well. These soapy plots actually advanced the plot and moved the action forward (as opposed to the stupid crap between Nadia and Milo which did nothing).
If the show goes in the direction of an international incident being the focus of day 7, I am all for it. Afterall, there are only so many terror plots you can come up with before its gets old and contrived. This season was a prime example. What exactly was Fayed fighting for? That was never really clear and he became just a cookiecutter terrorist with lines such as "this country will pay for blah blah blah" This plot with the Chinese stealing Russian technolgy and the US getting caught in the middle is a far superior idea.
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