Last week's winners:3rd place to johnperson: "'Hippie Jumping', the most over-hyped addition to the X Games, failed to draw any fans, mainly due to the overwhelming stench of patchouli oil."
2nd place to coma: "In an obvious throwback to the classic Tony Hawk Pro Skater series, Cartman must "Ollie the Bum" for a chance at the Golden Tape."
1st place to Nick: "Who's the bitch now, Fonzie?!?!?!?"
This week, a scene from last night's My Name Is Earl ...
Gone Too Soon: Invasion
Scrubs season nine -- An early look
The TV Squad Podcast: Vik Sahay of Chuck, Oprah talk, brutal timeslots, and more!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
4-27-2007 @ 1:32PM
Chris Wyant said...
"Hey Randy, I just pinched a loaf!"
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4-27-2007 @ 1:42PM
Rob said...
"Hey look, it's D*ck in a bun!
OW, OW, OW,.. the pan's still hot!"
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4-27-2007 @ 1:49PM
Ryan said...
I can finally cross off Martha Stewart from my list.
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4-27-2007 @ 1:51PM
Rogphi said...
I couldnt get you the concert tickets you wanted so here's REAL "Meatloaf" HA HA HA HA HA
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4-27-2007 @ 2:36PM
Josh said...
Once he started making this face every time he crossed something off his list, Earl's friends knew the pressure was finally getting to him.
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4-27-2007 @ 2:42PM
Douglin said...
The Mittens!....They Do Nothing!!!
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4-29-2007 @ 2:59PM
Hugeliver said...
No more gym class!
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4-27-2007 @ 3:31PM
Danny said...
"You know the type of guy that got made fun of for cooking all the time and walking around saying things like 'BAMM'? Well, that used to be me."
My name is Emeril
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4-27-2007 @ 6:01PM
Frances said...
While Earl was happy now, later he would be despondent at the lack of interest in his "hash cornbread".
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4-27-2007 @ 8:05PM
jOHN said...
When D!ck in a Box doesn't work.
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4-28-2007 @ 8:53AM
jmalcolm said...
Guess What. There are holes in my oven mitts. The weird thing is I kinda like it!
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4-29-2007 @ 5:18AM
RAL said...
"Hey everyone, I made...blunt cake!"
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4-28-2007 @ 10:00PM
ac said...
Least that kid in American Pie waited for the pie to cool down before he went in.
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4-28-2007 @ 11:15PM
Ed said...
I'm so unfunny, I changed my comedy show into a cooking show!"
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4-29-2007 @ 12:39AM
mel said...
huh huh, looky at what I made!!
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4-29-2007 @ 1:20AM
Chris said...
No! It does smell like Shit. I Just Farted HA HA HA!!!!
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5-05-2007 @ 8:52AM
brainyguy731 said...
Great, the one day I forget my pants is the day I spill the melted butter on my apron.
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4-29-2007 @ 9:17PM
Bill Robidoux said...
"Ahh! I think I burnt my pecker!"
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4-29-2007 @ 11:11PM
johnperson said...
"Pretty impressive, huh? I even grounded the corn by mouth...I mean hand."
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