Last week's winners:3rd place to Chris Wyant: "Gah! Don't you hate it when you only have one bar that comes and goes? I taste blood... It's kind of pine-y."
2nd place to Fred: "I've gotta call work, let them know I'll be in the branch office all day."
1st place to Randy: "Hey look on the bright side...at least you're not a vampire."
This week, a scene from the latest episode of The Winner:
Gone Too Soon: Invasion
Scrubs season nine -- An early look
The TV Squad Podcast: Vik Sahay of Chuck, Oprah talk, brutal timeslots, and more!
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-24-2007 @ 7:28PM
Johari said...
And now, back to Married with Children '07.
"Uh, no Peg."
"But Al...."
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3-24-2007 @ 7:26PM
Danny said...
"Haha, I finished before you. That's why they call me 'The Winner'"
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3-23-2007 @ 3:09PM
Douglin said...
Now let me show you My One-eyed Space Mutant from the Future!
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3-23-2007 @ 3:21PM
Borat said...
It's taller than David Spade!
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4-11-2007 @ 7:58PM
JoePez said...
My penis is a big part of my life, but it is coming into its own too. I call it "Nate."
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3-23-2007 @ 3:27PM
erroneous_nick said...
My show's ratings are going flat faster than this!
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3-23-2007 @ 4:21PM
Eklen said...
It stopped itching!
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3-23-2007 @ 3:38PM
Tele-Toby said...
Remember that ruler you used to rap me on the knuckles when I was in your class? Go get it; I want to measure it!
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3-23-2007 @ 3:40PM
Hiram K said...
Honey, the hairs not thinning, it's just flying south for the winter. I promise!!
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3-24-2007 @ 12:43PM
Hugeliver said...
Did you see the SIZE of that chicken!?!?
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3-23-2007 @ 3:49PM
Richard Leach said...
I know this show sucks, but at least I can tell people I was in bed with you!
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3-23-2007 @ 5:31PM
Jon said...
I waxed it to look like an elephant.
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3-23-2007 @ 6:08PM
Sam said...
I never got tail like this on the Daily Show!
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3-23-2007 @ 4:48PM
Curt said...
There's someone here that wants to get to know you better...
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3-23-2007 @ 5:34PM
Jo said...
"Hey, wow, you've got one, too!"
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3-23-2007 @ 6:17PM
Rogphi said...
" and if you twist the left one you can get Jack FM"
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3-23-2007 @ 7:35PM
John Hewitt said...
Wow, that was great, I think I love me!
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3-24-2007 @ 12:14PM
Chris W said...
Hey Peggy! That rejuvenating elixir you gave me did the trick. I feel 20 years younger and "Little Al" is back in business. Go Bundy!
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3-25-2007 @ 3:50PM
TomB said...
What are you supposed to do after four hours?
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3-26-2007 @ 9:00AM
Matthew Hood said...
"You know iguana's have two of them!"
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