Some guy sang some song. What was his name? Oh yeah, it's Peter Noone. Then, some lady, who looked smoking hot for a 60-year-old, sang some unknown song. What was her name again? Had to rewind that one too to remember it was Lulu. Finally Stephanie gets voted off, and I only remember her name because I realized last night that up until then I still had no idea who she was. And that about sums it up for me tonight.
I have a good memory, I swear!
I'm extremely into '60s music. When they started reading off the British band names last night, I got pretty green with envy. I tried so hard to get Van Morrison and Beatles songs cleared for television, but only got shot down time and again. Apparently not much has changed since then, given the fact I didn't recognize any of those songs with the exception of maybe two or three.
But why do a British invasion week if you can only get the D-list catalogue of songs? And only book the D-list British invasion celebrities? Is it deliberate? I mean, Idol's got to be raking in enough cash and ratings to rope in whomever they wish. So, what the heck? Maybe they don't want risk Keith Richards' drunken antics on live television? God only knows.
So, while I'm still jealous, I'm very relieved that most of the songs I love were left untouched. All except one. But, with tonight as proof, it seems that forgetting is the key to getting things gone. So I won't mention that someone butchered a Kinks tune last night. And, I won't say that the same somebody made watching awkwardly entertaining and awfully unforgettable.
You outdid puppy dogs, mom, and apple pie with "make-a-wish Ashley." Bravo! I don't think anything short of kissing babies could have won you any more votes. What was your name again? If William Hung isn't enough proof that anyone who gets enough people saying their name can turn it into a buck, then you might be the second. What was your name again?
But, enough about what's-his-name. I'm feeling empowered by the strength of un-publicity, so I'm thinking we should spread it to what's-her-bucket with the long legs (even though I'm not sure the show should get rid of its eye candy) and what's-his-face with bald head. What were their names again?
Jon Peter Lewis was a finalist on the third season of "American Idol." His newly released debut album, "Stories From Hollywood," is available everywhere online and can also be downloaded at americanidol.com. Visit Jon's Web site for more.















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3-22-2007 @ 12:42PM
"Gidget" said...
"what's her bucket"? LOL....
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3-22-2007 @ 1:03PM
Kay said...
So... the Rolling Stones and the Kinks too obscure for ya? How can you be "extremely into 60s music" and not know the Zombies, Gerry & the Pacemakers or Shirley freaking BASSEY? Knowing the Beatles and Van Morrison doesn't make you cutting edge. It makes you painfully mainstream. And the ignorance about Lulu and Peter Noone... the world's completely going to hell in a handbasket. This is my biggest problem with Idol. The contestants blather on about how "music is my life" and then they have no musical education whatsoever.
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3-22-2007 @ 1:59PM
Chris said...
Hey Jon, I love these posts of yours because they actually give me a reason to continue watching AI, even when Sanjaya gives me every reason to not watch it... but, as a bit of constructive criticism, can we *not* have a large picture of you on every single one of your posts?
I know you're the hot new celebrity blogger here at TV Squad and I haven't said anything for a while now, but it's starting to become a bit much.
Ok, I guess there really was no polite way to say that, lol. Maybe just shake your publicity photos up every other post or so...
Still, keep up with the great content!
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3-22-2007 @ 3:16PM
Kira said...
Apparently Kay is another of those music snobs that feel that their generation of music is the bestest ever and everyone should know everything about it. Personally I'm not a big fan of a lot of 60's music, but thanks to some great singing and great arrangements this week I was very entertained. I know Peter Noone and his peppiness. LuLu I did not know other than by name, but I thought she and Olivia Newton John could be sisters.
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3-22-2007 @ 4:32PM
diannekane said...
It's truly amazing what you don't know about 60's music, Jon. D-list? What a clown.
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3-22-2007 @ 3:19PM
Hoo Haa said...
Go Away Already.
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3-22-2007 @ 4:06PM
burl said...
This Sanjaya thing is getting out of control. Adult language here but funny.
http://what-sucks.blogspot.com/2007/03/what-sucksamerican-idol.html
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3-22-2007 @ 5:03PM
Jeff N. said...
Herman's Hermits was pretty darn big in the mid-1960's. Lulu had a hugh hit in 1967. Five weeks at #1. I'm not sure they are D-list. They are just not really big in 2007. Most of the songs were recognizable British Invasion songs. If Jon would of pointed out that "Diamonds are Forever" was not a British Invasion song but instead a rather lame 1970 James Bond movie theme song I would of been more impressed by his blog. And Kira, Jon opened the door to being critized when he said he was extremely into '60s music but showed limited knowledge.
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3-23-2007 @ 12:06PM
SB said...
Where the judges even on the results show this week? I dont remember Ryan introducing them, and they didnt cut to them at all the whole night, or ask their opinion on Stephanie's ousting. It seemed odd, as if the judges were given a break this week.
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3-22-2007 @ 5:37PM
Sam said...
I'm with Jon. That dude on idol the other night? no idea who he was. Then he sang, and I was like, "dammit, it's that song from Walgreens."
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3-22-2007 @ 6:47PM
yellowbelt said...
Another funny Sanjaya post here:
http://newsasgossip.blogspot.com/2007/03/news-as-gossip-exclusive-interview-with.html
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3-22-2007 @ 5:37PM
Dawn said...
You thought those songs were D-list 60's tunes and in the same breath bleat that you are really into 60's music? There was more to the music of the 60's than the latter part of the decade, surprise, surprise.
Kira, btw, it has nothing to do with thinking that the music of the decade was the ummm..."bestest." I personally believe the decade did have some of the best, but the point was that Jon Peter Lewis shouldn't boast of his prowess regarding 60's music and then declare that the songs that were sung were some sort of D-list concoction because he, the expert, hadn't heard of them.
Those songs were a number of years before my time, but I had heard of all of them because I had older siblings. I wasn't around for big band music either, but can identify many famous tunes because I had parents of that era. People are either intellectually curious about the world beyond their noses or they aren't. Or they just pretened to be.
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3-22-2007 @ 6:09PM
Little Reminder said...
YOU wanna talk about D-List? YOU were the SANJAYA of your season! You and John Stevens, naturally.
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3-22-2007 @ 6:49PM
Michele said...
Whats his name with the bald head name is PHIL! Just to remind you Jon. I'm going to have to give you a spanking when I see you.
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3-22-2007 @ 7:06PM
J-me said...
ohhh Jon, you should of asked your Dad who Noone and Lula are. I betcha he would have told you how revelant they were during their era. To Sir with love, the song Lulu sang is incredibly well known to the older folks. This all brings me to the question, are you trying to piss off a few people on purpose???I find it hard to understand why you would, well, insult people who are just trying to do their best. It just didn't seem your style before. What happened?
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3-22-2007 @ 7:11PM
Mikey said...
I read John's comment and was ready to rant and rave - instead I'll thank Dawn, Jeff and Kay - I can appreciate every generation having their own music but then don't expose a love of the 60's - and then be clueless - Granted they are not the best of the 60's - but they've had successful careers - Keep plugging John -Yours might catch on fire yet !
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3-22-2007 @ 7:52PM
Oct72005jg said...
I too am disappointed with season 6. I hope Fox is investigating to make sure the phone numbers are not being diverted like voting for number 5 and having vote for number 8 for example. Remember what happened to Chris Daughty last year. We could not get through all two hours. With the hackers today who knows???????
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3-22-2007 @ 9:10PM
Giza_Breck said...
I forget most of their names after they are voted off, hell I didn't even know who you were, haha. We could ask the same question of TV Squad, what are they thinking letting a D lister from the show write a blog about it but I guess some people wouldn't agree.
Anyway, you seem to have no clue what your talking about and it reads like a case of sour grapes. Make yourself like one of Peter Noone's band and become a Hermit, hahahaha.
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3-22-2007 @ 11:51PM
Jim said...
> "Then, some lady, who looked smoking hot for a 60-year-old, sang some unknown song."
To Sir With Love is an unknown song?
I'd call you a has-been, but you're a never were. Pull your head out of your ass.
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3-23-2007 @ 1:15AM
Phish said...
JESUS!! JPL! R U STILL AROUND?
how many records have you sold? 5?
even sanjaya will outsell you 100,000,000 to 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sleep well loser!
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