Last week's winners:3rd place to Fred: "So, uh, when do Dave Foley and Phil Gordon get here?"
2nd place to Chris W: Mike: "Aren't our women nuts?!"
Carlos: "Tell me about it!"
Orson: "Actually, I'm a bit crazier than Bree..."
Tom: "Don't you think we would all be better off gay?"
All: "..."
1st place to CaptKahunah: "Uh, shouldn't have one of us brought playing cards?"
This week, a scene from the season premiere of The Riches:
The TV Squad Podcast: Vik Sahay of Chuck, Oprah talk, brutal timeslots, and more!
TV Squad Ten: Top Ten ESPN shows from worst to first
Andy Richter: The TV Squad Interview
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-16-2007 @ 12:15PM
Chris Wyant said...
"Gah! Don't you hate it when you only have one bar that comes and goes? I taste blood... It's kind of pine-y."
OR
-Oh my God! Are you all right?
-Actually, yeah. I think I'm fine.
-What are the odds?
-Well my bookie gave me 20 to 1, and I'm calling him to collect.
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3-16-2007 @ 2:55PM
Robert Partridge said...
"In retrospect, I really regret never learning how to use a cell phone."
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3-16-2007 @ 12:21PM
Tracy said...
"Can you hear me now my ass!"
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3-16-2007 @ 12:36PM
Bill said...
I'm getting "Unbreak My Heart" as my new ringtone.
http://popculturejunk.blogspot.com
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3-16-2007 @ 12:36PM
antikorper said...
- Are you sure this GPS is working?
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3-16-2007 @ 12:38PM
Eric Bramlett said...
"Hold on - I'm gonna have to take this call."
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3-16-2007 @ 12:50PM
Josh said...
Damn OnStar won't remove a branch remotely. What the hell am I paying for? I'm calling my attorney to sue their asses off!
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3-16-2007 @ 12:55PM
Beth said...
You'd think by now they would have invented a swiss army cell phone.
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3-16-2007 @ 12:59PM
Rogphi said...
"ummm Who do have to call to get this steak well done?"
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3-16-2007 @ 1:01PM
Rogphi said...
Also " Thats It Im done with Special Branch"
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3-16-2007 @ 1:12PM
erroneous_nick said...
Hang on a sec, I need to call a tree surgeon.
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3-16-2007 @ 1:14PM
erroneous_nick said...
I don't know which hurts worse, the tree in my chest or these damned roaming charges!
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3-16-2007 @ 1:57PM
jackyska said...
oh cr*p! Knicks lost again!
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3-16-2007 @ 2:18PM
ladytv said...
-Uh Sir, are you aware that there is a branch sticking out of your chest?
- Oh yeah, excuse me, I'm calling my insurance company to make sure they cover branch removal surgery."
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3-16-2007 @ 2:12PM
Ryan said...
It was worth it to get my hands on the very first iPhone.
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3-16-2007 @ 2:14PM
Porchland said...
"Cake! I changed my mind. Cake!"
(Only funny if you know that the other guy is Eddie Izzard and you've seen his "Dressed to Kill" routine.
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3-16-2007 @ 2:40PM
Bus said...
Can you believe it? I tell her what happened and she says that "this is the first time you've gotten wood in years" and hangs up on me! Damn you Bob Dole for bringing erectile function into the public eye!
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3-16-2007 @ 2:28PM
jutin4Jesus said...
damn! what was the number to vote for Sanjaya?
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3-16-2007 @ 2:58PM
CPav said...
It's only a flesh wound!
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3-16-2007 @ 3:43PM
Tele-Toby said...
When KITT goes homicidal - on the next episode of "My Car, The Mother".
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