America - always threatened by the black man's sexuality. The debate hasn't gone there yet, but just you wait. An AP story was released yesterday that strings together multiple reports of viewers who were shocked, shocked to see Prince's "demonic guitar phallus," as it was described by Stephen Colbert, projected in shadow against a large sheet of fabric during the Super Bowl halftime show. These same viewers also giggle at the word "dooty," think a man using a microphone resembles an act of fellatio and that, from the air, Dolphin Stadium looks like a vagina. Folks, you can't rock out without your cock out so get over it already. You're just lucky this was Prince circa 2007 and not Prince circa 1984 when the guitar he took on tour would ejaculate water at the climax of "Let's Go Crazy." He kept his ass covered. What more do you want?












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2-07-2007 @ 10:41AM
khia213 said...
I think these people have filthy minds. They'd have found something to scream about no matter who played halftime. They need to turn off their televisions and go get a life.
Btw, I think Prince was fabulous and frankly if he found a way to annoy the prudes without really violating FCC standards, good for him.
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2-07-2007 @ 10:53AM
kellys kittens said...
PRINCE WAS AWESUM ...HE RADIATES
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2-07-2007 @ 10:54AM
Thom said...
Prince's shadow behind the sheet routine was totally out of place in a potential family program where small children might be watching. What's the difference from what happened with Ms Jackson????
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2-07-2007 @ 11:03AM
Kieree said...
Yes but who would seriously sit down and pause and go frame by frame to find this picture?? only someone LOOKING for something to complain about, the sheet was moving too much for a small child to figure out what this MAY have looked like at SOME points during his performance, he didn't stand like that the whole time
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2-07-2007 @ 11:17AM
khia213 said...
If you can't tell the difference between a bare breast and an implied sexual metaphor, then you need to back away from the tv, cause it's not for you. And if your children (under 10) can identify that as a sexual reference, you've got bigger issues in your house than Prince.
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2-07-2007 @ 11:20AM
bjf said...
PRINCE YOU WERE AMAZING!!! I agree with khia213 people need to get a life. What is wrong with you people? If you didn't enjoy the show you were free to turn your head or channel but no you watched and now you criticize. Find something more worthy of your criticism, like the War, the state of our country or the president!!! Something more life altering other than Prince and his entertaining performance during the Superbowl.
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2-07-2007 @ 11:23AM
InL.A. said...
Well, Prince is a little creepy/weird - the guy must be near 50 by now...The trend appears to be old folks that you have been in the music biz for at least 20 years, so they can perform a "music medley" at the half-time show.
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2-07-2007 @ 11:28AM
Eunice said...
The halftime show was awesome. As previously stated some find fault with everyone but themselves. This was entertainment and nothing happened that does not happen at any other entertainment venue. Prince was awesome and tasteful. Those who did not enjoy should have turned to another station, did they???? No, instead they are always trying to make it bad for someone else. Those are the real satans.
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2-07-2007 @ 11:29AM
Miranda said...
Did you happen to notice that his guitar matched the stage? And yes at one point I thought somethin kinda dirty when he turned sideways but I lauged. big deal people. Quit b****n about stuff stars do.
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2-07-2007 @ 11:34AM
bjf said...
khia213 love your comments...so true, so true!
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2-07-2007 @ 11:34AM
bjf said...
My husband and I had the sex talk with our 11 year-old son last year. We all watched the half-time show and my son never said a word about seeing any crude jestures. He liked the performance and thought the guitar solo was in his own words "awesome"! Our son is very musicaly inclined and was interested in the music as were we. We never realized there was a problem with the performance until the next morning when everyone was crying "Scandal".
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2-07-2007 @ 11:39AM
Deb Rauchman said...
Young children would not even understand what they were seeing. Prince is just another personality that wants attention. SO what. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2-07-2007 @ 11:40AM
Jim said...
Guitars are phallic. What's next? Banning all guitar performances on network TV?
I'm not a huge Prince fan, but I thought the halftime show was excellent. The best I can ever remember, in fact.
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2-07-2007 @ 11:52AM
Gina said...
People Please, PRINCE WAS AUSOME...as usual!! You are forgetting the fact that the man and his band were out performing in the rain for all america. He wasn't dressed provocative nor were any of his girls. I had several children including a teenage daughter and none of them even thought of anything nasty. I agree with some of the others...people will complain about anything but, this is America and we do have freedom of speech. I don't think it's worth making a big fuss over or writing to your congressman about!
Gina* :)
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2-07-2007 @ 11:52AM
Porchland said...
I noticed it during the Super Bowl and assumed it was intentional. He's Prince; cut him some slack.
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2-07-2007 @ 12:51PM
Rob said...
"...You can't rock out without your cock out..."
ROTFL
This has got to be one of the funniest posts in a the history of TVS.
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2-07-2007 @ 1:00PM
BGDC said...
First - people have seen a phallus in the guitar for as long as well cocks have been around. If you didn't catch it, fine. Everybody at our super bowl party mentioned it instantly.
Second - how does an implied phallus hurt anyone? The guitar's already wielded like a giant cock, so now you've got a silhouette of it, so what. The imagery is still there - now it's just bigger.
Not sure where the controversy is. The man played the guitar and stood in front of a light. He didn't break any laws. Ya'll need to calm down and get a hold of yourselves. No, not there! Unless you're alone or with a loved one, then it's fine.
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2-07-2007 @ 1:09PM
Brittney said...
i think prince did a great job!!!!!
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2-07-2007 @ 1:21PM
BobbyBuz said...
I immediately saw the implied sexual innuendo, mentioned it to my wife and stated "that's a really big schlong."
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2-07-2007 @ 1:36PM
Tina D. said...
It's people like Thom who make American viewers seem so laughable and absurd to the rest of the world! C'mon - it was a guitar being played by a man behind a sheet!!!!!!! WTF??!!! People who were bothered by it obviously don't watch or listen to any guitar music, are looking for things to be upset about, and have possibly never even seen a real cock because the guitar silouhette didn't look enough like a real one to cause any real offense to viewers! Get a life, get off your high horse and give credit where credit is due because Prince's performance at the super bowl was BY FAR the BEST half-time show I've ever seen (and I'm a die hard U2 fan, so you know that means Prince was truely great!;) The prudes need to get a life!!!! >0
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