TVSquad

Ben Franklin is renowned for inventing many things, but one invention he was never able to complete was "a special box in which moving pictures of men and women in various states of undress partaking in acts of carnality shall be viewed by men of loneliness and questionable bathing habits." Franklin dubbed it the "Porno Cube," but the invention was never meant to be because I just made up that whole story.

Nowadays, pay-per-view television and porn are a match made in money heaven, and one of porn's most-recognized faces is hoping to cash in by dedicating an entire channel exclusively to her movies. Jenna Jameson's Club Jenna Channel was recently launched by Playboy Enterprises, which also owns Jameson's production company, Club Jenna, Inc. The channel will feature "high end" pornography, so don't expect any of that wretched "low end" pornography. This is porn you watch while smoking Cuban cigars and discussing the works of Milton while congratulating your associate Sir Reginald on another well-played round of croquet.

Thanks to my friend Wild Bill, who informed me of this classy porn channel last week over a game of cribbage.