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If you are among those who do, indeed, think they can dance, than your big chance is here. Fox's So You Think You Can Dance is casting for its third season with a nationwide audition tour. If it's anything like American Idol auditions, you can expect to stand in crushing lines for hours and hours, be sized up based on your appearance before you even get a chance to dance and spend the rest of the day crying like a colicy baby. Not my cup of tea, but hey, you said you could dance, and someone's gotta compete on the show.

Auditions begin this March in New York and then move to Chicago, LA and Atlanta. They're theoretically looking for all kinds of dancers, but you know the poor Irish Step Champion is never gonna make it past the hip-hop class so take that into consideration before you whip out any specialized moves outside the worlds of ballroom or street dance, and by "street," I mean "music video." More information on the casting tour is available at Fox's So You Think You Can Dance website. Break a leg, kids.