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John Kerry made an important announcement about his decision to not run in 2008... Well, actually, it wasn't a real announcement, it was just Kerry completing his concession speech.

Wolf Blitzer interviewed Vice President Cheney... Of course, Blitzer wanted answers and Cheney wanted to avoid giving answers, especially when it came to his pregnant daughter, Mary, who is in a gay relationship. I don't think Jon even needs to do Cheney jokes anymore... All he needs to do is show a clip and then quack for, like, five minutes.

Jon met Cheney at Camera Three. The hunting get-up made me smile, but the Sauron/Vader bit made me crack up. Amazing. People just tuning in at that point must have been so confused.

The night's guest was Senator Chuck Schumer, author of Positively American: Winning Back the Middle-Class Majority One Family at a Time. Schumer said that, in order to win the 2008 election, the Democrats need to step up and get the middle class on their side. Surprise, surprise. Most of the interview was information that I thought most people would already know, so I felt like it ran a bit long.

Jon/Stephen: I actually watched that entire All-Star Alphabet program a few months ago, just because Colbert's in it. Never fails to amuse me. I'm starting to think I may actually be a five year-old child in a very large body. Moment of Zen: So, Blitzer wuz like, "McCain called you a stupid bitch" and Cheney wuz like, "So?"