Dancing with the Stars runner-up Mario Lopez has just signed a one year deal to host the Miss America Pageant. The pageant will be held at the Aladdin Resort & Casino in Las Vegas and will be televised by CMT on January 29. Desperate Housewives star James Denton hosted it last year (I still don't understand what that whole thing was about).
The Miss America Pageant should not be confused with the Miss USA Pageant. Miss USA is Tara Conner, just given a second chance by Donald Trump. Miss America is the original beauty pageant that nobody cares about anymore.
And if you're wondering, Miss Universe is the beauty pageant held on the moon, where beautiful women from various planets compete to see who is the most beautiful woman in the universe.















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1-03-2007 @ 2:20PM
Jimmy said...
Can beauty pageants jump the shark?
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1-03-2007 @ 9:17PM
Adrienne said...
Why did they even make a Miss USA if there's already a Miss America?
http://www.celebrityfox.com
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1-04-2007 @ 1:18AM
V said...
Yeah, can we send Mario to the moon, as well?
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