Last week's winners:
Ryan: "Robin's plans to get rid of all the footage of her "Robin Sparkles" music video backfires."Toby OB: "Die, Doughboy! Die! In the name of all that is holy, why won't you die!!!"
Ryan: "Santa all I want for Christmas is my eyesight so I can finally see my hairy, mute girlfriend who likes to be all fours."Dorv: "No Santa, with my new XFC-3000 Polycarbonate Shock Proof Protective Eye Wear System, there's no WAY I'll shoot my eye out!"
Toby OB: "Young Master Cyclops tells Santa Claus about how horrible Christmas was last year at Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters, what with the roast Beast....."
Wendell Wittler: "Dave: Frankly, Howard, the one thing more disturbing than you wearing nothing under that robe would be if you were wearing Kirstie Alley's bikini."Chris W: "I don't know if it's because I'm Jewish or if it's because I got it from a woman in front of the free clinic, but this Santa suit kind of burns."
Read on for this week's contest!
This week, a scene from the latest episode of Numb3rs:
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
12-22-2006 @ 2:12PM
1L said...
I told you to carve the Christmas turkey...now what turkey is getting carved?
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12-22-2006 @ 2:13PM
Man said...
A washing machine! I mean a freakin' washer! After 15 years of washing his dirty draws this bastard gets me a washer for Christmas!
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12-22-2006 @ 2:34PM
Toby OB said...
Coming soon to CBS: "Frank and Marie Barone: The Early Years"
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12-22-2006 @ 2:54PM
Chris Fox said...
"Okay. Cindy. Yo, Cindy! Cindy! Hold its neck back, insert the knife beneath the jaw, bring it all the way around..."
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12-22-2006 @ 3:03PM
Maxwell said...
Thanks for including the pictures from last week's contest...
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12-22-2006 @ 3:22PM
whoosh said...
Martha Steward interviews for her first network job.
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12-22-2006 @ 3:33PM
Fred said...
"Honey, I'm starting to wish you'd bought me that Norelco electric razor for Christmas like I asked..."
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12-22-2006 @ 4:23PM
Tucker said...
"If I killed him, here's how it would have happened..."
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12-22-2006 @ 4:52PM
jOHN! said...
"You better cancel 'According to Jim', or else!"
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12-22-2006 @ 5:10PM
WILL said...
I do not look like Remee f-ing Zellweger say it again and I will cut your throat.
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12-22-2006 @ 5:35PM
Jeff Greenberg said...
Bonnie goes to prove that "Schick shaves as close as a blade or your money back."
Ed's not so sure.
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12-22-2006 @ 5:51PM
Alice said...
"All I wanted was to see all the episodes of Day Break...Is that too much to ask? Is it?"
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12-22-2006 @ 6:36PM
Lee said...
Knife...Apply directly to the victim
Knife...Apply directly to the victim
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12-22-2006 @ 7:44PM
Erica said...
He told me I looked fat in this outfit.
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12-23-2006 @ 3:45AM
erroneous_nick said...
How I Really Met Your Mother.
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12-23-2006 @ 1:10PM
Bus said...
Banking on the draw of their CSI shows, CBS changed the way 60 minutes did their interviews.
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12-26-2006 @ 3:00PM
Rai said...
Doctor: "We have nurses that can shave him for you."
Susan: "I know but I'm sure he would prefer me to do it. Oops. Do you have any tissue for these nicks?"
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12-30-2006 @ 2:42PM
FlagPatrick said...
"Holding hostages is no way to bring in the NEW YEAR, so make sure to watch Carson Daly's New Years Eve, ONLY ON NBC!"
OR
"I just wanted my husband to feel the blade of a bloody knife against his grainy beard"
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1-02-2007 @ 5:34PM
Curtis said...
"She asked me what celebrity she resembled. I said Kathleen Turner -- she was thinking more Diane Lane and here we are."
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