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Bodily fluids of the television stars

Posted Dec 20th 2006 1:02PM by Julia Ward
Filed under: Web, Celebrities

Put this in your gross-out humor file. Black Pitch Press has put up a spoof site called Celebrity Skin, which sells the skin cells, bacteria, urine and fecal matter of the stars. The site was founded by an "anonymous collective of former Hollywood personal assistants," which is really kinda beautiful when you think about it. Why hasn't this been done in real life already? Come on, personal assistants. You've got rage, and you know where to put it - on the internet.

Among the sites more humorous elements - the odd collection of stars they've assembled and their pricing structure. Luke Perry's fecal matter is out-of-stock, but you can snag some Matt Groening skin cells for under $10. Perfect gift for the The Simpsons fan on your holiday shopping list.

Tags: bacteria, Black Pitch Press, Celebrity Skin, fecal matter, Luke Perry, Matt Groening, personal assistants, skin cells, The Simpsons, urine

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12-20-2006 @ 2:55PM

The Jeremy said...

Imagine the cloning possibilities...

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