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And I Quote: The best lines of the past week

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ho wi met your mother barneyThe TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
  • "Trust me, Bart. It's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them." -- Milhouse to Bart, after he walks in on Homer and Marge having sex, on The Simpsons.
  • "I hate milk. It comes from cow wangs!" -- Nelson, on The Simpsons.
  • "My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I just had to get some of it out." -- Barney, after blowing his nose from a cold, on How I Met Your Mother.
  • "An Indian study has found that condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men... Which explains why they're always so grumpy when I call for tech support." -- Seth Meyers, on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update".
  • "This sounds like a haiku." -- Keith Olbermann describing a statement from Lindsay Lohan about her drinking problem on Countdown.
  • "They're going back to the old leather ball. Which coincidentally is what Larry King's wife says when she goes home." -- David Letterman, on the NBA's decision to go back to using the old basketball.
  • "She knew she was in trouble when the cops slapped the cuffs around her waist." -- David Letterman, on Nicole Richie's arrest.
  • "I did meet a friendly face... not Kathie Lee, the other one... Kelly Ripa." -- Howard Stern, talking to David Letterman about navigating a party at Bryant Gumbel's apartment.
  • "We call him "McCreamy." -- Medical student Katey to Neela about a new doctor on ER.
  • "You saved the Cohens! Without you, Seth is the next Unabomber, Sandy is married to Slutty McSlutterman, and Kirsten probably hasn't had an orgasm in like a year!" -- Taylor, on The OC, trying to convince Ryan that his coming to Newport did make a difference.
  • "Man, now I'm at the end of both lines!" -- Ted on Scrubs after he ends up at the end of two lines to enter two different coffee shops.
  • "Yeah, the whore with the website." -- Lyla, on Friday Night Lights, explaining who she is to the director of the cheerleading competition.
  • "I'm pregnant. McGee's gonna be very proud." -- Tony, on NCIS.
  • "It must be hard to get cell phone reception when she's so far up the president's butt."- - Liz Lemon, on 30 Rock, talking about Jack's new lady friend Condoleezza Rice.

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