Ladies, who do you fantasize about when you're making sweet love to your partner? 'American Idol' judge Simon Cowell? Well, in wacky ole England, Cowell has placed second on a list of women's dream men right after "007" Daniel Craig. Cowell beat out David Beckham, Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio. Speaking with The Sun, Cowell had this to say about the honor: "I would expect to be very near the top as I'm obviously extremely attractive."I'm not sure Cowell would even place in the top 10 stateside. What do you think it is that makes England's ladies weak in the knees for the bad boy judge? Could it be the tough, man hair that peeks out of his V-neck sweaters? The confidence? The power? Do they think he'd take charge in the sack? Frankly, he seems like the kinda guy that probably cries after sex. I wonder if in the British broads' fantasies, there's a panel of judges ranking their amorous activities upon completion -- something like Woody Allen's 'Bananas.' Just don't expect much for the East German judge.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
12-05-2006 @ 12:44PM
Thomas said...
You just need to look at the viewing figures for X-Factor and the thousands of morons who turn up for editions to realise that there are is a large portion of our population who are frankly, idiots.
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12-05-2006 @ 12:55PM
Thomas said...
That should of course be auditions not editions, the point still stands though.
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12-05-2006 @ 8:05PM
Jon said...
Simon is soooooooo sexy. But what about Cristian Solimeno? He should be #1.
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12-06-2006 @ 5:10PM
Brittany said...
Simon is not sexy! He is so ugly and rude! And obviously self-concieted! But hes still my boy on Idol! my fave show!! I say Johnny Depp should be #1
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12-05-2006 @ 8:34PM
Deborah said...
He would take charge in bed! i get tired of being the boss!
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12-05-2006 @ 9:43PM
Michelle said...
Simon? Seriously? I guess some women just like a marginally attractive guy who is rude and puts them down. No thanks. I will take a good looking sweet guy over that any day.
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12-05-2006 @ 8:57PM
Gail said...
Are ya Nutttttttts !!!!!!!
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12-05-2006 @ 8:41PM
Suzie said...
I dont know why the women in England would go for him but here in the states, most women think the British accent in men is very sexy. I know I do. Other than that, the guy is cocky and arrogant but when he speaks, I melt.
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12-05-2006 @ 11:12PM
Susan said...
I think he is pretty cool. He is straight forward and take charge. I think he would be like that with sex. But also in a relationship. NOW..if he started judging women he was involved with like he does some of the singers...that would not be very sexy.
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12-05-2006 @ 8:58PM
Ingmar said...
The first season of American Idol, I assumed Simon Cowell was gay. He surely set off MY gaydar.
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12-05-2006 @ 9:01PM
Gigi said...
I absolutely LOVE him!!!!!!!!!!
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12-05-2006 @ 9:06PM
Pauline Cross said...
I agree with no. 5 but I might add I like his SMILE.
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12-05-2006 @ 9:04PM
Jason said...
MY gaydar??????????? How pathetic and immature.
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12-05-2006 @ 9:17PM
Martha B said...
I hardly think Simon is gay. He's appealing in a big way, but if he is anything like he portrays, we may butt heads. I like his frankness and think he is very good looking, but he'd have to meet me half way.
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12-05-2006 @ 9:05PM
toomanyidiotsintheworld said...
show up for "editions", thomas? and you call others moron?
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12-05-2006 @ 10:13PM
macho said...
Women, you either love them or hate them. What on earth will a smart sexy woman melt for in Simon, definitely nit the face nor the accent and not the attitude. He is also probably B A D in bed.
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12-05-2006 @ 9:14PM
Sharon said...
Simon is totally insane . . . among other things. Pretend you're in bed with Simon? Gag me.
Short pants, short man, short personality! Such a jerk!!!
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12-06-2006 @ 9:38AM
Dahlia H. said...
Simon Cowell does not look English, he looks more Mexican, but those from the lower class, because in Mexico, and all around Latin America the men are "macho" like Italians, those are the ones I call sexy and mmmmmm!!!I won't go for a guy like him. Beside that I think he is not supposed to come to USA, to get paid, and to insult and humiliate those poor kids with the ambition to succeed, and he takes advantage of that. Cowell is a coward.
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12-05-2006 @ 9:16PM
rascal said...
Just a thought.....he plays/acts an arrogant ass on TV, so maybe these women actually have low self-esteem and are hoping that he might find them delectable? I mean if they actually think he is sexy rather than a bloated looking wanker I must be right, yes?
one other thought.........i betcha he does not take charge in bed. I bet he lies there and expects the woman to do all the work?
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12-05-2006 @ 9:17PM
Sharon said...
Don't women have good taste anymore??
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