And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Nov 18th 2006 10:59PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: And I Quote
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- Call Girl: "A Cleveland what?"
Roy: "Don't worry -- I'll talk you through it. And we've got a glass coffee table right here." - Prison Break
- "What's that smell? Smells like sweat and anger and shame." -- Stewie, to Brian after a failed breakup attempt on Family Guy
- "So... I almost get shot and you guys respond by doing a lot of math?" -- Oswalt to Charlie on Numb3rs
- "If you lose the big game, that boy is gonna die faster than Steve Irwin in a tank full of stingrays." -- Doctor, telling Stan if his team loses the hockey game it will kill their teammate with cancer, on South Park
- Booth: "God does not make mistakes."
Angela: "I don't know - putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea." -- Booth and Angela, comparing a serial killer's motives to God's, on Bones.
- "Thirty-five years ago, he joined the Texas National Guard to stay out of Vietnam ... And now, he's going to Vietnam to stay out of Washington!" - Ted Koppel, regarding President Bush's upcoming visit to Vietnam, on The Daily Show.
- "I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue." -- Dean to the demon, on Supernatural
- "We both know that im a better liar than you are a cop." -- Sam to Woody, on Las Vegas
Tags: family guy, FamilyGuy, prison break, PrisonBreak, quotes, supernatural, tv quotes, TvQuotes
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-19-2006 @ 5:34AM
Kelly said...
Stewie is so cool! I adore the Family Guy.
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