And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Nov 11th 2006 11:38PM by Keith McDuffee
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The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- Cheerleader's brother: "I'm gonna put it on YouTube and make like a million dollars!"
Zach: "YouTube is free you idiot." -- Regarding a video showing the cheerleader's abilities, on Heroes.
- "Your athletic ability has enabled millions of teenage Americans to sit on their couch and eat Doritos, and I think that is a wonderful thing." -- Jimmy kidding Tony Hawk about the massive success of his skateboarding video games on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday.
- "Wouldn't you think I'd get tired of constantly being right? And yet it never gets old." -- Stark on Shark.
- "She ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie!" -- Dan Rather, regarding Hillary Clinton's win, on The Daily Show.
- Ratner: "You don't notice the little people because you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here."
Logan: "That's Admiral Moneybags." -- Hotel employee to Veronica Mars regarding not noticing him, on Veronica Mars.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
11-12-2006 @ 12:34AM
MacGuffin said...
My favorite was Bill Maher on Larry King, speaking about traditional Republicans:
"I'm sure a lot of the base wanted to vote a straight Republican ticket, they couldn't find a straight Republican"
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11-12-2006 @ 4:04AM
Pinsleric said...
My favorite is from the O.C.:
"I called you crazy eyebrow man!" -- The hobo referring to Sandy Cohen.
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12-01-2006 @ 12:49PM
PhilWil said...
Nice article. I think this blog is one of the best on here. Its my end of the week read. I'm gonna try to get other here too cause this is just too much fun.
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11-15-2006 @ 3:37AM
Jordan Williams said...
Another great line from Heroes is where the waitress asks Hiro what he can do and he replies "I can teach people to speak Japanese" after saying that he has special abilities too. It sounds better just to watch this scene though.
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