And I Quote: The best lines of the week
Posted Oct 28th 2006 10:35PM by Keith McDuffee
Filed under: And I Quote
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "Miss Hasselbeck, perhaps best known for her work as a mime on the show The View, told the grown-ups on that program that she was outraged by the name of one of Law & Order's special victims, Elizabeth Hassenback." -- Keith Olbermann, during his Keeping Tabs segment on Countdown.
- Hiro: "We got beat up because you made us cheat at gambling. Using my powers for personal gain. That's the Dark Side."
Ando: "Not being broke is the Dark Side?" -- Heroes.
- "Wow! You are really screwed!" -- What Bob says when personal trainer / weight-loss coach Bob Harper on The Biggest Loser learns that Erik has lost a challenge and will have to workout three days without Bob's help.
- "I think I have mad penis." -- Denny Crane on Boston Legal
- "I think I told that kid to get our daughter in the back seat of a car." -- Eric on Friday Night Lights.
- "Wait, you want her to talk to you after? But that would make you the girl. I don't even want to talk to them before." -- Denny Crane on Boston Legal.
- Clark: "Zoners?"
Chloe: " Escaped super-criminals from the Phantom Zone is a bit of a mouthful." -- Smallville.
- " A new study says women are grumpier than men. Of course. That explains The View." - David Letterman
- Dexter: "Who are you?"
Rita: "Lara Croft. Tomb Raider."
Dexter: "Ah. You raid tombs dressed like that? Impressive." -- Dexter remarking on Rita's Lara Croft Halloween costume, on Dexter.
- Veronica: "Here's a fun thing to say to your beau: mind if I go put the screws to someone?"
Logan: "Go ahead. Screw your brains out." -- Veronica to Logan, as she's about to go interrogate some students, on Veronica Mars.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-28-2006 @ 10:50PM
Tweaq said...
Ahh Keith, you should have threw in the next Hiro line.
"Waffles, yahu"
That was almost the best part of the episode.
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10-29-2006 @ 8:56AM
Toby OB said...
I'm surprised you didn't have this one:
"In five years we'll all either be working for him or dead by his hand." - Jack Donaghy referring to Kenneth the NBC Page, '30 Rock'
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10-29-2006 @ 12:08PM
J. MacKay said...
Someone is actually watching Keith Olberman?? Who is getting more viewers? Katie or Keith?
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10-30-2006 @ 9:09AM
mike said...
thanks for reminding us Olberman's pompousness is still on the air.
we're forever thankful for his elitist comments. What a jerk.
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