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This week: Lost, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Grey's Anatomy, Veronica Mars, Weeds, Battlestar Galactica, Desperate Housewives and Gilmore Girls. (SPOILERS FOLLOW!)Lost
- On tonight's episode: An animal "dies", an Other dies, Sawyer has a heart-wrenching storyline, Sawyer finds his Westmoreland and someone else very close to him and we find out Juliet and Jack have one very big thing in common. [Source: Kristin of E!] (My guess for the Juliet Jack thing -- they're siblings).
- A series regular will die in next week's episode. [Source: Ask Ausiello]
- Hiro has a love interest coming, he gets a new job, and we'll see his power has another crazy side effect. Future Hiro may not be who we think he is. Peter's power has "consequences" to the others. [Source: TV Squad]
- Leonard Roberts will play D.L. Hawkins, a former inmate of a federal prison who discovers he has the ability to manipulate matter. Comes in handy at the federal prison, and will be one of the few characters, by the time he's introduced, that has full control of his powers. [Source: Kristin of E!]
- We'll soon learn a surprising thing about Robin and why she's rather well known in Canada -- and it's hysterical. [Source: TV Squad]
- On Nov. 2, Michael decides that Dunder-Mifflin Scranton needs to attend a Diwali celebration! [Source: Kristin of E!]
- The two offices will get a lot "closer" later this season. It looks like Dwight will be "fired." Jim will become Assistant Regional Manager. Oscar will come back into the picture. [Source: TV Squad]
- Izzie is back at the hospital, and she's not allowed to treat patients or even talk to them until she jumps through all sorts of hoops, including following around her new "teachers," aka the other interns. Meredith even has to give Izzie an evaluation at the end of the episode. [Source: Kristin of E!]
- There are rumblings that Piz may be getting a new love interest of his own. [Source: Kristin of E!]
- In the finale, someone dies; someone leaves the country; everyone on the show betrays someone close to him or her. And there is a surprise hookup kiss that will make you laugh out loud. [Source: Kristin of E!]
- Before the season ends, Adama will relieve someone of his/her duties. And this person won't go quietly. [Source: Ask Ausiello]
- I mentioned a spoiler in my review last week, but I had to take it out or else get textually pummeled to death by the commenters. So, here it is: at least one more person we know will die in this week's episode. [Source: TV Squad]
- Gabrielle is going to become a pageant coach to a bunch of JonBenet Ramseys. [Source: Ask Ausiello]
- Ausiello seems to hint that the elope between Lorelai and Chris will quickly end in divorce or annulment. [Source: Ask Ausiello]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
10-25-2006 @ 1:46PM
Walt said...
Nothing about a character getting gunned down in Desperate Housefraus?
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10-25-2006 @ 2:00PM
David said...
Everything in the Weeds "spoiler" was said in the preview for next week's season finale. I thought this week was the season finale, oh well. i think the cop will die.
And "Adama will relieve someone of his/her duties." is kind of funny, didn't the same thing happen to the President in season 1? I think it's the Cylon, it makes the most sense.
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10-25-2006 @ 2:03PM
Porchland said...
"Lost": I strongly doubt that Jack and Juliet are siblings. They've had so many scenes together that it should have come up by now.
I'm guessing maybe they're both doctors. (?)
http://en.lostpedia.com/wiki/Juliet
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10-25-2006 @ 2:25PM
Jennifer said...
I can't help but think that Jammer is a goner on BSG, and Tigh or Starbuck (most likely the latter) is the one that gets relieved of duty. But all of that is pretty predictable guessing.
As for Jack and Juliet, I'm going to take a blind shot in the dark just for fun and say that both of them have boinked Sarah. Heh heh heh.
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10-25-2006 @ 4:00PM
LC said...
I'm thinking the person relieved of duty may be Lee Adama. Now that his father is Admiral, Lee must be running Galactica as a Commander. Their heads will butt on how to run things.
Admirals give orders to fleet commanders, but are not supposed to micromanage. Someone is going to have to give up control and I think it willl be Lee.
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10-25-2006 @ 4:36PM
Eleventeen said...
Porchland -
I'm digging your doctors theory...she acts like a doc (at least a psych/neuro type at least.)
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10-25-2006 @ 5:12PM
Akbar Fazil said...
LC? how can you even possibly fathom that Lee would take command of the Galactica? That is ridiculous.
Did Cain pick someone to be Commander and run the ship? No she ran the ship as the Admiral.
William will continue to command Galactica. Lee will get some other job (rumor has it he will become the lead officer for the marines)
My money is on Starbuck being relieved of duty. Tigh, I dont think he is going to be working at all anytime soon. I imagine Helo will stay as the XO .
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10-25-2006 @ 5:14PM
jennifer said...
i love spoilers, for the reason I might miss an episode
but yours are not spoilers, what u write might as well be the previews you get at the end of a show!
i want to know the what when & how!!!
your title should be teasers anonymous!
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10-25-2006 @ 6:17PM
Akbar Fazil said...
Jennifer, what a completely rude and idiotic thing to say.
Are the spoilers here sometimes exactly what we see in a preview? Yes.
Are the spoilers here sometimes more detailed information of what was seen in a preview? Yes.
Are the spoilers here sometimes stuff about upcoming episodes or plot points that are not in a preview at all?
Yes.
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10-25-2006 @ 6:37PM
Jerri said...
I think (and hope) that it's Halo. Wouldn't it be great if Sharon decides to investigate the whole baby thing, discover the truth (and the fact that Adama lied to her), confront Adama - and then forgive him?
We are led to believe that Sharon will freak out when she finds the truth, But it will be a much better storyline if the one freaking out and turning on Adama will be the baby's human father.
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10-25-2006 @ 6:57PM
Akbar Fazil said...
Jerri, his name is Helo. Not Halo.
Plus, did Adama really lie to Sharon? There is no current proof that he knows anything about the baby's abduction. He was NOT present at the handing over of the baby, only the president, her assistant and Doc Cottle were there.
I seriously doubt he would have been able to form a bond with her in the last year if he was in on it. Losing a child was the one thing they then had in common and could bond over.
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10-25-2006 @ 7:41PM
Chris W said...
I think I heard a spoiler that Michael, too, was getting "fired." (either Kristin or Ausiello).
Also, I think Eko will die next week. It sucks because he's probably my favorite character, so I hope they do it with style.
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10-26-2006 @ 7:31AM
Sarah Adams said...
I am a spoiler teetotaler :) and unfortunately, even though you were smart not to have the spoilers appear on your homepage, the spoilers do still appear in Bloglines, even though I've told it to show "Summaries if available" - argh! Thankfully I realized in time and scrolled past real fast.
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